ᴘʀᴏᴅɪɢᴀʟ ꜱᴏɴ. ⁽ᵃᵖ⁾ ✨

ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃᵐᵃᶻᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏᶰᵉʷ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶠᶤᶰᵈ ᵐᵉˑ

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         “ ... I somehow let my passport expire. “ 

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casaunova‌:

“Well, the last time we spoke you called me a Skuntank, and that was how long ago? Maybe I’m still hurt……..”

   “You still style your hair like one, so I can hardly see how that’s my fault.” 

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casaunova replied to your post: …………his ears are ringing. 

perish

          “...Grimsley! The nerve. We’ve been good friends since childhood, what have I done to deserve your scorn!?”

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............his ears are ringing. 

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pxgtails:

She was still soaked and dripping, and her surfboard was still quite-a-ways down the shore, and she had to jump, but a high-five was definitely accomplished.

“ Fuck yeah!! Bet’cha neva’ seen anyone almost do a roundhouse cutback befo’, yeah?? And ‘dat wipe was totally fuckin’ righteous!! Gnarliest wipe eva’!! Kris Clarity wins!! ”

            Should he ask her to repeat what she said? No. It’s rude to ask people to repeat what they’ve said, especially when they were speaking loudly ( and in this case, she was exclaiming quite loudly ). But there’s something in her enunciation that... throws him off completely. Sliding the shades onto his head as the high five simmers to a hand dropped to his side, Steven tries to continue the conversation with the young surfer girl( ? ). 

                                   “ Radical to the max, Ms. Kiss Larity. That ... was definitely something! Do you do this sport regularly? I would imagine so with the wowhouse cutlass you mentioned. Is that some sort of b-boy dance move? To integrate it into surfing! I’m no expert by any means, but it certainly looks impressive. “ 

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                “ High five, my bros! Dudes! Gnarly! Hang ten! Sick! “ 

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               “ Once, I went on a four month hiking trip to the south of Kalos just to avoid the tax collectors. I also keep horrible records and receipts of my financial transactions to further complicate their work, besides my constant absence. “ 

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steven is definitely a smoker. however, he’s not addicted to cigarettes and is by no means a chain smoker, and is instead moreso a sporadic/random smoker. he most often purchases boxes of cigarettes while being asked to show up for major board meetings and other “office work” business, because these meetings cause him inordinate stress and anxiety and the nicotine helps him manage those issues. 

he’s definitely the type to buy a pack of high-end cigarettes and a lighter on a whim, smoke only one or two, and then throw away the rest. he never has cigarettes with him while on long trips out into nature, and never has a pack on him for more than 30 minutes. 

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save him

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                he’s....... totally not up to no good, nope, never, who would suggest such a thing? 

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steven rly is my forever boi lemme tell u

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things you need to know about steven stone

he’s a shit

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caeciliam:

cnglomerate replied to your post:

use a fork.

“B-But I keep missing pieces, or don’t realize when they aren’t on the fork.”

           “ Do you generally struggle with fork use? “

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                                                        I’m getting older, too. 

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also wow, my steve dash is dead af

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kotoyin replied to your post: did we, as a community, ever discover the identity...

mel you cant taunt me with mentions of ancient rp drama and then NOT explain what happened

@pokemonrpconfessional was a rp community confession blog that lasted forever. like they were around at least over a year, which is rly saying something for confession blogs like that. they were like. the original place to go gush about your friends or gripe about your rp pet peeves. 

they also never revealed who they were, just that they were part of the rpcomm and wanted to keep an impartial stance on everything. sometimes what they posted ignited drama, but the person still maintained impartial anonymity and always handled flare ups reasonably. they were looked to as this like... very reasonable pillar of the community, who was good about all sorts of things and helped the rpcomm.

they also pretty much created the #pokepromo tag. 

it’s the oldest mystery in the tumblr pokemon rp community and I will never be over it