[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[000png]

wish me luck <- going to the gym at 5pm

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[rheumaticrhetoric]

[fudamnshi]

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

[000png]

my guilty pleasure is humbling triathletes in the pool lmao

[64mpg]

google used to know what i was talking about

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[vamptits]

practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell

[probuccalfat]

stop inventing shit to be insecure about oh my god

[probuccalfat]

like i’m actually so sick of it i’m two days from pulling my hair out and screaming in the walmart parking lot about how fake the constructs of our society are like you don’t have to do any of this shit you can have a fine and content life doing shit the way you want to do it oh my GOD you don’t need to have glass skin or have a 6 figure salary or try to find a house in the city or have a baby or try to get a promotion or whatever the hell else people told you makes for a happy life you can work at the library or pool forever if it makes you happy you can be single forever if it makes you happy have whatever the fuck kind of skin or hair or clothes you like having on your body have whatever the fuck kind of body you want this shit is MADE UP!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE AND NOT CONTINUALLY STRIVE FOR MORE AND MORE!!!!!!!!!

[000png]

when you know exactly what needs to be done to proceed with the project but you're constantly cockblocked by the senior engineer who insists everything be done in their specific design framework except what you're doing does not fit inside their specific design framework and in fact breaks every assumption said specific design framework makes

[000png]

the way I just spent an hour trying to send a fucking attachment I hate outlook I hate email all work related matters should just be communicated with me through S3 and nothing else

[000png]

prev owner door dashed to the wrong house AGAIN guess who got two free carne asada bowls

[fruitypieq]

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

[000png]

not the lifeguard aggressively trying to recruit me into the masters swim club 😭😭😭

[inthetags]

Gifmakers, reblog and put in the tags how you name the gifs you make.