00 Status

Life and times of a 00 (pronounced double-O).

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Tis True

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Mission Log 1508 hours

Hurricane's a brewing.

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Mission Log 2351 hours

Seems like a team of agents came through the base today, but we're pro at being covert. Just another day in the life.

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Mission Log 1544 hours

Confidential material has been seized by an unknown entity. Initiating the investigation protocol. Recon is done, awaiting information from double agent. Agent delivering confidential material seemed to have amnesia and is unable to communicate at this time.

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Mission Log 1256 hours

Well the humans are slowly starting to re-infiltrate the base. Sadly this means that Operation: Keep Out is coming to an end and Operation: Fortification will commence. Heart this if you read that as Fornication. Oh the life of a 00.

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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Assuming I exist, being born.