Disclosure. And notice of official exercise being held: Midnight Audit protocol is active.
I geuss for the safety of staff and beast units about. Tonight is something that hasnt been enacted in years. For reasons. Read the full log.
A midnight audit...
Because enough word and complaints have circled around here.
And Senior staff is safe
Repair/Tech: enjoy the show
Any Rehabed creatures. Enjoy as well
Office/comms: safe
Logistics/management: safe
Mess/custodial: safe
Who isnt? The underperforming or moreso the neglectful and negligent Handlers..
The basics aren't being met.
That is a capital offense
Issued by higher ups.
We have
.kennels that dont get basic sanitation or bedding
.hounds getting pointless punishments or stricken for no reason.
.reports of hounds walking around in flight suites caked in 2 week old sweat and blood(and other substances)
.some reports of inadequate medical care
.we have new gens who think its normal to eat nutrient paste for every meal. Than get punished for underperforming in sortie.
.pointless decommissions of well performing hounds without a rhyme or reason....
So. Dear handlers who fall into these reports.
Youre probably asking what does this mean?
Oh its simple
Never asked why all junior and mid level handlers had to "subject personal side arms to inspection"?
The Midnight Audit is why.
We the Senior Handlers and higher ups have been tirelessly been checking performance and complaint data.
Your name will be called.
Report to bay 5
Dont run or well have one of our own hounds drag you in. Dont bother looking for a way out. Please just accept your fate with whatever dignity you have.
The names called
We will be hunting you
We will hunt you like the animals you where trusted with but failed
To add insult to injury
We brought in a few old faces.
Including the hound typing this for us
Were giving her stimms and a gun
Any frustrated techies? Feel free to antagonize them. Make them more afraid.
For the final addendum before the fun happens
.all pilots returning from night missions please use other hangars
.or the temp warehouse hangars
.all cameras and comms will be going dark
.normal operations will resume in the dawn
.sanitary staff will be compensated
.to the last handler standing
Dont worry we have a special "Treat" for you.
That is all. Happy Hunting.
Beast units: dont worry about anything
Tomorrow you will get the food you were supposed to be given
You will get clean bedding
You will get a proper Handler to hold your leash
We will be doing mandatory psyche evals of some of the more severe case reports...
You are not POWs
The POWs shouldn't be eating better than our best pilots.....
Rest well Mutts. Tomorrow will be better we promise.
Best Regards, Handler Leone, High Brass, and ig yes.... yes you 0451 you did a good job transcribing this.. you didnt need to type that too. Hound. I swear! Hit send for fuck sa

















