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Yes mercenary pilot, i’m sure you’re going to remain cool and independent. Now please enjoy your imperial grade combat stims.

What’s that? You feel a little strange? Oh that’s probably just the starlight kicking in. Have fun pup~

volatilevale

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

thotsoflore

I learned last night through personal experience that you can in fact fist a neopussy, and it made me realize that so much of the propaganda against bottom surgery, even the really small ways that "a neopussy isn't like a *real* vagina" are complete fabrications.

I get wet when I'm horny, I have a vaginal microbiome, it feels like a cis vagina to partners who've been with cis women, and it can take a whole fucking HAND.

I just want to remind folks that the medical technology we have available is amazing, and that there are people and groups out there that have a vested interest in making sure you don't know that.

If you're on the fence don't listen to the propaganda. At the very least talk to a post op transfem before you decide.

Neopussies are the real deal and I just want as many folks as possible to know that.

isuggestreleasingwolves

curious what type of surgery OP had. afaik there aren't any that give you vaginal tissue that will self lubricate in response to arousal.

thotsoflore

So here's the thing. I had a traditional PIV with hip grafts for added depth and convenience in regard to hair removal. While getting horny doesn't exactly flood my panties like in a hentai, I frequently have enough lubrication to easily have sex. I'll even have partners reach down during particularly intense make-out sessions and find that my thighs and labia are already basically soaked.

Lubrication was one of those things that really worried me when I was consulting with surgeons, and they all said the same thing, that neovaginas don't lubricate in response to arousal, but heres the thing, I never saw my surgeon after a three month video check up and I know that most surgeons stop seeing you after a year. I didn't even stop wearing pads for discharge until close to a year after sex and that isn't uncommon. Not to mention the fact that I've never even heard of a surgeon even asking about it in a post-op because they pretend that there's no way it could ever happen.

Now, I'm not trying to pretend that there's some kind of conspiracy to hide this from trans women because I don't think that's the case, but women's sexual health is a neglected field of research and trans women's sexual health even moreso. There simply isn't enough research to support or deny it, and surgeons tend to be very careful about making unproven claims.

At the end of the day, all I can say is that I, as a person, get on arousal, and from my sexual experience with more post op trans women than most people will *meet* in the average year I can safely say that I'm not the only one.

monarchpilotsmechs

Okay gals, I'll be at the combat zone in 15 minutes

Gonna take a quick nap, wake me up in time please :3

monarchpilotsmechs

Zzzzzzzzzz

apuffofpink

MONARCH WAKE UP

MONARCH YOU’RE IN CIVILIAN INFRASTRUCTURE

thehangarqueen

Ah fuck, there goes the second one.

hound-0451

i blame @sleepdeprivedmint 's "Handler mandated dick flattening post for this........

Enjoyyyyyy~

hound-0451

Do we dare add this to "future mechsplo shitpost stickers" ?

monarchpilotsmechs

Duh

anxiousmimicrpgs

Hi I recently found out about girlframe and I got really interested and now I am making my own characters to form a cadre thats somewhat inspired by the EVA cast, I wanted one of these characters to end up becoming a harpy and I was wondering what would harpies and void in general look like? the way I envisioned void is that it would be something akin to a lquid cosmic nebula and that harpies would be overtaken by this void and sprout wings of the same substance

tell me how close I am, either way I am sure its gonna be something very visually interesting and its gonna be wonderful to draw

That sounds sick!!

hound-0451

Some fun? scrapped research I found

Decided to go through some of my really old files. here's one I found. never left the drawing board(probably for the best).that I saved some scraps from when I started on Batch 3&4 after I defected..

Head Researcher: Handler Icarus of Sr Handler Thornes' Erebus Branch /Imperial Kennel Corp.

Hound Variant: "Collie"//Herding Type

-Use of possible theorized "Minimal Leader Contingency"*

*A backup plan for when comms go dark to allow the Hounds on the field to take charge and support each other till comms are re-established

{addendum[recently updated: Today]: Lead to #0451 having a mental breakdown due to it tripping the major paradox of "never usurp or overstep Handler" would advise against using this contingency}

-Field application: Deploy one "Collie" for every 5 hounds to keep formation" or "Help Herd Enemy pilots into an ambush or kill lane"

-Would alarm its Herd(pack) of Wolves(enemy pilots)

-Best suited for High speed and agility based Chassis fitted with long to mid range armaments.

-Should take to "Lock & Key" Conditioning exceptionally well

-cons:

.possible Hierarchy or "Pecking Order" amongst hounds. could lead to infighting amongst ranks.

.Ramped energy leading to ramped need in enrichment or extra long sorties. and a heavy caution to be taken when issuing combat stims

.They might try to "Herd" staff and personnel..

.Heightened energy means higher need in food or calorie rich MREs. could lead to food aggression from other Hounds who don't understand why they're not getting that amount of food [poor dogs would vomit in their cockpit on the first overboost if they ate like that too]

.The higher intelligence would require special locks to be placed on their kennels and closer supervision {recent addendum: hmmm that sounds familiar...}

-With that could lead to stubbornness but also yield greater response to commands.

Status of Research: [SCRAPPED] {whoopsie I never hit send on this file before burning my office down~}

So you can see the scraps I took for when making batch 4..... thought it would be a fun little share of data. and heed my warning. if you think you need a "Collie" you don't. shame "Lassie" would've been a perfect callsign... "What's that Lassie? you shot an imperial into a dry well? Good Girl!" I digress. you can now see what fragments I pulled into my final research.. that uhh.... we all know what happened with that..

-Handler Leones

p.s if you call me Icarus I'm sic'ing Hols on you.....

monarchpilotsmechs

Okay gals, I'll be at the combat zone in 15 minutes

Gonna take a quick nap, wake me up in time please :3

monarchpilotsmechs

Zzzzzzzzzz

#houndposting #mechsploitation #mechsplo #real hound hours

koyoriin

THE // KISS

tomhardysurinal

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

potatochangbin

i saw this posted on pinterest and i NEED to add the funniest comment ever

transmortifried

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

anakachow

reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat

themoonandmyman

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

sleepdeprivedmint

Yeah, the ace pilot who goes mute during missions thing is kinda hot, but you know what's hotter? Making said mute pilot moan their head off after the mission.

monarchpilotsmechs