07dontreallyknow

at this point, you can probably tell that i have no idea what i'm doing

[07dontreallyknow]

stephen king has a heart shaped picture of Clint Eastwood on his desk and no one can convince me other wise

[07dontreallyknow]

there's something about first person perspectives that I just don't like. its like, "I did this" and "I did that" um, no i didn't? I sat at my computer for an hour and only wrote those two lines

[07dontreallyknow]

not platonic, not romantic, but a secret third thing (straight up obsession)

[07dontreallyknow]

"restrain her? i hardly know her!" i say to the swat agent as he cuffs my hands behind my back

[07dontreallyknow]

it's halloween so i'm dressing up as someone who has it together

[07dontreallyknow]

finding out your friend is neurotypical is the worst kind of betrayal

[07dontreallyknow]

do goths even live in haunted forests anymore?

[corrodedbisexual]

Once more for those in the back.

[catchymemes]

[07dontreallyknow]

"are you going to eat that?" i ask the person clearly eating that™. [they kill me instantly]

[07dontreallyknow]

yeah sex is pretty cool but have you ever tried bread?

[07dontreallyknow]

"DJ give me a beat!" i yell at the open mic poetry night. someone throws a beet at me and i fail miserably trying to catch it

[07dontreallyknow]

i was told that this app was dead, but after being on here for a day i saw that it's not, and after being on here for a week i wish that it was

[07dontreallyknow]

jeopardy except i only answer with "what is updog?"

[07dontreallyknow]

if you put wd40 and duct tape on the same thing it takes a screen shot

[07dontreallyknow]

most people don't know that you should stop talking

[07dontreallyknow]

love the kind of stuff that i will watch/play/do religiously and consistently but the moment someone criticizes it i will immediately agree with them