AliCe JaY

Nation of the unicorn!!! Just a basic bitch from the burbs of Jersey. Posting shit and spilling food on my shirt.

[qoa]

[thebibliosphere]

*sings* it’s the moooost wonderful time of the yeeeeaaar

[odinsblog]

[phx5pwr-deactivated20240513]

This actually made me fucking cry.

[grayscalewinter]

I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.

[0beyzee]

Me: ma I think I’m getting sick Ma: you should make a dr appointment Me: *realizing I’m an adult now and I have to do that type of stuff on my own or I’ll die*

[wayblackwhen]

[ithelpstodream]

[cheappussyweaves]

WELP.

[criticalthinkingmaybe]

tbh that person just ended the entire discourse

[loveistheessenceoflife]

Mhmmmm

[localstarboy]

she bodied this gucci gang violin cover

[0beyzee]

My nose is big and my edges are nappy.

[0beyzee]

My nose is big and my edges are nappy.

[poyzn]

NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.

[beardset]

[dailycrest]

[kalmyovagina-deactivated2018052]

[wordsnquotes]

I am a museum full of art but you had your eyes closed.

Rupi Kaur, Milk and Honey (via wordsnquotes)

@h3al and this

(via scared-0f-happiness)

[92crookz-deactivated20140724]

[kaldwinss]

[illumahottie]

Shut the fuck up

[jovan]

I’m so sick of this website

[0beyzee]

Basic bitch from the burbs

[the-science-llama]

My dream come true. Bill Nye will be debunking pseudoscience bullshit on Netflix

[a-demo-of-a-hero-deactivated202]

This is the best news I’ve ever heard

[patrickthomson]

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

[mhalachai]

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

[she-who-shall-not-be-laid]

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

[dogmomdeluxe-deactivated2022062]

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

[smis-happens]

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

[moonlit-maiden]

Why did I laugh so fucking hard….

[dankmemesreasonforliving]