Perpetual Motion

we live beyond the end of our history.

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[graveyardrabbit]

what if I just kept driving?

“Who Laughs Last” — Lord Huron (ft. Kristen Stewart) // State Route 33, Lenexa, VA (my photography, 06/13/2025) // Sparrow Hill Road by Seanan McGuire // Highway Service Warning Sign by Paul Giamou // List of Longest Highways, Wikipedia // Alpine Road, La Honda, CA (my photography, 09/14/2025) // Thin Places Radio, [031] the wrong turn.

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

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Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

[fairycosmos]

definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[svogliata-mente]

a cancelled tv show is a kind of dead wife

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 13 hours 10 minutes

[toomanyf4ndoms77]

Fandom will see a female character going through turmoil and trauma and think “How can we make this about how a man feels?”

[strawberisapphic]

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

[romanceyourdemons]

i love when a character’s worst traits become, against all odds and against their will, what saves them. when their irrational paranoia suddenly becomes right. when their obsessive vendetta suddenly makes them useful. when their cowardice leaves them the only person left to carry on

[peacevine]

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

[halondrus]

Talking about shit half your mutuals dgaf about is important and we have to keep doing it forever

[phantomrose96]

Clickbait-thumbnail, Youtube-shorts-style, red-circle red-arrow, "THE ONE ANIMATION DETAIL YOU MISSED THAT CHANGES EVERTHING"-titled fandom theorizing is an invasive species.

Real fandom theorizing should be done in the form of a post on a dusty forum site that gets maximum 200 views and opens with the sentence "this is probably nothing but I noticed a pattern" followed by 1,000 words that crack wide open a canon reveal that isn't slotted to air for 5 more years.

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[ovur]

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

[whimsical-catacombs]

sucks when a show's protagonist is stupid but the narrative doesn't realize it

[keepsdrifting]

Megamind is so funny to me. Several things are easily and beautifully established in the first few scenes of the movie.

Probably the worst crime that Megamind can actually be persecuted for is kidnapping. Some destruction of property. Otherwise, absolutely nobody is actually scared of him. There's no evacuation when he "takes over" (unlike later when Tighten takes over and there's a mass-exodus.)

He has some form of probably legitimate income since he purchases and ships all of his "evil lair" accessories from an outlet store, of all things, in Romania.

He has fans. (Fucking Bernard)

He probably hasn't killed anybody ever. (He told Roxanne to evacuate the Metro Man museum "we're having the walls and ceiling removed") (also his complete freakout when "MetroMan's" skeleton is revealed)

He purposely mispronounces things. (Says spider correctly initially, and then "corrects" himself.)

He unintentionally mispronounces things. ("Ollo?")

He doesn't know what windows are???? Has to be explained to him, despite his lair having them???? And the jail he was raised in has windows???? And the school he went to had windows????

His alligators (from the alligator pit) are very obviously well-loved and cared for. They have a disco ball, their own room, and piles of toys. They looked like they were having a great time, actually.