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So its pretty safe to say this blog is dead.
Not by my choice, though, honestly, if questions were to start flooding in today I would be up and already working on some brand new upgrades and typing like the wind. A part of me still wishes for it to happen, but a larger part knows it won’t. So, from here on out, I’ll probably just posting things just for me. The story has gone on much further from the last post. In fact I have a whopping 4 new characters around. And well. Other things.
So yeah, pretty much. If you wish to contact me: go here
Mini Hiatus
Hey everyone, I’m not looking to make too much of a stink over this so I’m going to make it quick. I’m know posts here have already been spotty at best and the problem unfortunately only seems to be getting worse so I have decided to officially call a mini hiatus. I just need to rethink my reasons for starting this and reasoning to continue it. Restructure the story and format to something that makes a little more sense and just generally regroup with my boys.
Don’t know how long it’ll be and I do thank you with all my heart for those of you who have put in asks. It’s literally thanks to your that this whole thing is still limping along. Hope to bring you guys newer, better content soon!
-Floof
eheh... heh-- y-yeah. yeah they’re ALL the good boys. the best boys. um-- *sniff* he uh-- i never like-- gave him a proper name never like-- said it aloud i mean. i was always kinda scared that- well uh. it. it doesn’t matter. i always called ‘im dumb crap that Grillz would probably slap me for sayin b-but... Rook... Rook was kinda what i called him in my head... y-yeah... no matter what he was.. he was always the bestest boy, i-i mean, next to Fuckface, they really coulda been brothers. he always kept me company even when things were shit, like a best friend, y-y’know...?
he always LOOKED so big and scary and i mean- guess he was- a real serious kinda guy but he was actually real gentle. he could blast the shit outta ya up down left right and sideways but he only gave the most gentle of boops, y’know? like- like when they kinda nuzzle ya to get your attention. haha, yeah, yeah, gosh..... a-and what he looked like? um well he’s, uh, he’s got this-- here here lemme draw him-- he’s always had these like great big like- saber-tooth tiger fangs, and these horns? yeah, yeah and they curved right back around and kinda like, twisted out. and his now kinda looked like- heh- y-y’know like those cartoon drawings of demons? that spike sorta thing on their tails? his nose looked like that, man i always thought that was the COOLEST-heh...
---ah. crap. Red? Are you going to be alright to do this one? mmmmm---- yup. a’ight. ‘m good. just kinda wish Dings could answer this one. he’d make it all science-y and cool. Well- I can try to go ge- no- no no. he’s got too much on his plate right now, i got this.
AHEM. a’ight. blasters.
so, take what i say with a grain of salt cuz- truth be told i may know a lot ‘bout myself- sure- but this is gettin’ into like- skeleton history shit. as far as i know, though? we can really only have ONE blaster- hold your horses before you start jumping to conclusions. so- right- when a monster baby is born, it takes magic, right? like a pretty decent amount of magic. so when that baby pops out there’s some of that magic leftover. for skeletons cuz, since we’re pretty much ONLY magic there’s A LOT leftover. i can’t really tell you the how or why- maybe the universe just needs to do somethin’ with the magic, maybe it’s hardwired into our code- dunno. but. the second we’re born. poof. a blaster pops into existence. here’s the cool thing, though. they’re connected directly to us. maybe we can’t speak back and forth, but they hear and understand us. they develop their own personalities usually at least kinda like ours (i mean depending on how you treat it)-- they’re BASICALLY like. spirit animals. only. bone and magic? ahah that was kind of bad. uh. analogy.
heh. ah i should say, the blasters got the same color of magic we do. and uh-- they’re kinda-- impacted. by what happens to us. like. Gaster’s? two cracks over his eyes, prolly--- aaahaha well- y’know- different story different time. ‘m sure mine’s missing half his skull now too.... hope he ain’t too mad at me...
AHEM.
right uh- but that doesn’t mean we can only summon ONE blaster. i think Gaster explained this once? at least to me. a’ight so. our blasters can’t ALWAYS be with us, right? that would take too much magic. so they- and this is just a guess cuz we’ve never been there ourselves- have this own like... teeny tiny pocket dimension. kinda like the void but yknow. actually okay. so for each skeleton family (don’t ask me how many their used to be or what happens with marriage cuz WHOOF not a fuckin clue, man) we kinda have this shared pocket dimension. so like your great great great grandpa’s blaster could be in there (yeah they outlive us, but they don’t live forever) so when you cast your spell, if you got enough magic, theoretically you can just pull EVERYONE’S blaster to help fight. here’s the problem, though. remember i mentioned personalities? well, heh. yeah if you don’t know the other blasters well enough they can give you LOADS of troubles. some don’t wanna be bothered and just--- don’t. some attack EVERYTHING. some will straight up give you the finger. heh, fun fact. Magnus, or, Gaster’s blaster, the lil tyke is so ditzy he pretty much has to call on Tim most of the time. who was his brother’s. Gaster tries so hard to make the little guy listen but, heh, he just doesn’t get it. one day he’ll understand.
anyway, so. i should probably mention- blasters have HP, too. so they can take a few hits in battle. and yeah, i think they can die but, c’mon man. that’s a shitty thought. usually they either run away or you can send them back yourself before they take that hit. i think there’s only been a few cases where a blaster’s sacrificed itself to save it’s master but--- *sniff* fuck man.... shit’s way too sad to think about....
“I’ll stay right here until you fall asleep.”
*Floof: Another one of these to fill in the time. And hey, I’ll even give you guys a hint. This is right before what the boys have dubbed ‘The Night of the Five Wolves’ so take that as you will.
heheh oh hell yeah! what a throwback, man. hail the kale. H-huh? heh, don’t worry ‘bout it, Grillz. kinda before your time. still don’t got a fuckin’ clue what theyre talkin about but hey, they got the spirit.
uhhh..... guess the real question is if the computer can even figure out what the hell an owo is, heh. who knows what kinda abomination that’d make so let’s uh- let’s avoid that, ey?
Ah but hugs and brownies are ALWAYS appreciated, haha. well, duh, always.
Alright, Red. I know you’re there. Come on out. y-ya ain’t pissed? It’s about time your shenanigans caught up with you-- But I think you’ve punished yourself quite enough. aahahaha you don’t got secret rolled up newspapers hidden there do ya? They aren’t all that effective when you eat them, Red. ...heh... true. a’ight. what’s the question?
Daily chores. Which one you find to be a pain in the rear. uhhhh--- like all of them? You don’t seem to mind doing the dishes very much. well- yeah- cuz i get to eat. plus i don’t want you doin’ em. Aw- my hero~ ...hm.... well you seem to really dislike doing laundry. eh...? ‘s okay. just gotta get started, y’know? couldn’t really repair anything though- can’t stand that sewing shit. Well thankfully, that doesn’t have to be a daily chore anymore. true--- uhhhh..... geez back then we had so much we had to do- now it doesn’t feel like we got shit. uhh.....
a’ight a bit of an unorthodox answer. gettin’ started.
any chore ain’t so bad, it’s just getting started that’s hard. that’s what i hate most i think. how’s about you Grillz? Hmmm.... You know I’m not one to complain. nah, ya ain’t. the question still stands though. Umm.... Is it alright to say NOT doing a chore bothers me? pffff- maybe. what chore would that be? I never get the opportunity to take the kids to school. aww.... goddamnit. ‘s cuz you never take a day off work, man. Well that is because there’s no one else to open the restaurant! cuz ya don’t hire anyone!! It just wouldn’t be the same unless it was one of you boys- and Fuku isn’t old enough yet. sorry, man, i gotta work too. i cant imagine Gaster doin’ that on his own either. Poor thing... question still stands, Grillz. Hmm...
Well, it’s already been mentioned but-- dishes I suppose.... With gloves I can manage, sure, and with you boys it’s only on very rare occasion I even have to... But I still feel incredibly uneasy when I have to. ‘s fair, Grillz. maybe we can go out- buy more dishes so ya can just let ‘em sit until one of us can get it. Haha, you’re sweet, Red. But no. You two can’t rescue me EVERY time. just ya sit and watch me, G. Haha, we’ll see.
.... What do you think Gaster’s is? *sigh* .... i know what it is.... i just hope it gets easier for him. Oh..? What do you think it is? Grillz- I really don’t--- a’ight... a’ight. honestly i think it’s just-- gettin up in the morning. think it’s why he always tries to stay up all the time. either up and kickin’ or down for the count. Really...? yeah. sometimes he’s still in bed when you come home. he didn’t just decide to take another nap. ...Well.... He’s welcome to get all the rest he needs. Perhaps I should start making him bagged lunches then, just in case. heh. you’re far too sweet for us, Grillz. And just how could I live with myself if I didn’t treat you boys with the love and respect you deserve?
there ya are. with the cheese again. Oh goodness- are you still hungry? pffffff--- oh c’mon Grillz. ya know that was a joke, right? Oh I know~
*Floof: Kinda interesting how Red and Gaster’s are almost the same, but the context makes it completely different.... Well. Almost.
*You hear the faint sounds of Red screeching from down the street.
Hehe, you know. I was honestly considering giving him a good, stern talking to about all of this. But I have to admit- this is far more entertaining. He almost punishes himself the way he freaks out so bad. Leaving him to his own imagination for a couple hours should suffice well enough... Well. AFTER he fixes our door, haha.
Anyway, to answer the other question. It is a bit difficult to know what exactly you are referring to. If you meant Event 0- yes there are plenty of us who have been ripped from our home that we have met.
If you meant the Wastes....
wait wait wait--- fuckin what? cat and milk sure but a whale? - what the--
wait.
... no... it couldn’t have been....
....what have i done..
welp.
a’ight. time to pack my bags. cuz the moment Grillz sees this imma be murdered and thrown into a ditch. hahahaha as Porky pig would say-hahahaha
T-t-t-that’s all folks!
What would I kill you for, Red?
AW FUC-
aaannddd i’m back. face washed ‘n everything. anyway.
heh. well of fuckin’ course there are, man. like- the Grillby from my universe? purple. shoulda been green for how often that fucker got jealous, whoof. anyway, i’ve heard Swap!Grillz is more of a yellow. shit, i think i’ve even heard of a pink one runnin’ around. oh, oh and Outertale Grillz-- well, haven’t seen ‘im myself. but i keep hearing he’s this bluish black with specks- like a fuckin galaxy. sounds fuckin’ dope, right?
but i mean. ‘f course. my Grillz my favorite Grillby suck on that you purple asswipe. no other color suits ‘im quite like the blue does.
oh, but uh, ya ain’t wrong. most of ‘em are orange. pretty universal for them. oh and if you meant like, colors of fire elementals in general- we’ve covered that already. but yeah. blue’s pretty unique. but he was actually pretty well known for the scar over his eye back in the day. i mean. heh. hard to tell now. considerin--- everything. but. y’know. yeah so. hope that answered your question.
*Floof: hmm.. these keep getting shorter. also, to the anon who took Red’s advice- we’ll answer that soon. Red just wasn’t really feeling the funny-man mood today. Tomorrow though, probably, tomorrow.
sup guys.
sorry for dissappearin’ like that. good ol’ Saint Pat’s day kinda snuck up on us. Grillz was some sorta fuckin’ speed demon- dunno how he got all that cookin’ done. oh. shit before i get too into it.
Happy St. Pattie’s to you, guys.
or, late St. Pat’s honestly. guess it’s the day after. oh yeah, before you ask, i couldn’t find any green clothes so- figured i’d just do my face up. looks pretty sweet huh? at least i hope it does. was kinda half-drunk when i did it. i’ll wash it off after this one unless there’s some high demand to keep it or some shit.
So... If I was someone who didn’t exist.... And someone else was really just-- watching me this whole time...? Hmm....
Like a guardian angel!
ohmyfuckinggod Grillby. Haha, what? they’re trying to give you an existential crisis and your first thought was ‘a guardian angel’, really man? Well- how was I supposed to take this? They didn’t say this being had a direct impact on me, it must be incredibly lonely. Watching but not being able to interact.... So I can only hope that they find enjoyment in watching us and hope they know they are welcome over for tea at any time. ... ohmygod. What!? you are truly too pure for this world Grillz. Oh well I quite beg to differ. uh-huh. so what would you say to this all-powerful being if you learned they controlled anything and everything that happened in our lives? even all the really horrible things? Oh, hmm..... Well... Despite everything.... I would thank them. you gotta be shitting me. WHY? Because they brought both of you to me.
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OUT!
W-wha-- why? BECAUSE BEING THAT FUCKING CUTE IS STRAIGHT UP ILLEGAL, MAN! THE COPS ARE GUNNA BE AFTER YOUR ASS NOW! Well to be honest I’m pretty sure there’s only one being in existence that holds any interest towards my derriere. PFFFFFFFFFF goddamnit. get outta here, old man. Aw, have I annoyed you? pffff nah not actually but all this fuckin cheese is making me hungry. Oh goodness, would you like me to make you something? actually, that’d be pretty dope. thanks. Not a problem! I’ll be right back!
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i’m watching you, asshole.
can you give us a break for like, 5 fucking seconds oh magical all powerful being? 5. literally. just 5. fucking. thanks.
Well.. As fate would have it- it seems I am the one answering this question. Ironic, really, since I was pretty much the homemaker, haha... Didn’t really... Get out much. Still. You would be surprised, honestly, with just how routine it actually was. Although it all depended on a lot of things... Well. Alright, I’m getting myself a little mixed up here, let’s start from the beginning, shall we?
It took Red and I a while to establish a routine, really. There were some... Very difficult lessons we needed to learn. Several unbreakable rules we had to establish. I won’t list them all, but the most important ones are---
1. Never. EVER. Go alone.
2. Always eat the worst foods first. Things that will go bad or you do not like, You’ll be amazed what you can survive through when know you’ll get peaches on Friday. Oh, and always have at least 1 can in case of emergency.
3. Never head out after midday. Similarly, never ever head out when you can’t see clearly.
4. Always wear your bullet. Technically it’s called a ‘round’ but I’m sure that would confuse some of you. Either way, there’s a.. Story behind why we do it but, each of us has a round wrapped around a cord. We are forbidden to take it off under any circumstances.
5. Be honest. About an injury. About your rations. Anything and everything- be honest.
.... ⧫︎ --- ⧫︎♒︎♋︎■︎🙵.... ⍓︎□︎◆︎...
Gaster, this next one is yours. That is only IF you feel up to it. Er well- Red I’m sure you can answer as well. I can try but, haha, I can’t use all your fancy shmancy science words.. Red. If you would like to take over this one- you may. awww c’mon Dings, don’t be like that. ya haven’t done like- any of these. i mean, i won’t force ya if you don’t feel up to it but- c’mon man. this is science stuff, SKELETON science stuff. ya always enjoy explaining this shit. .... *sigh*
What is the question? HELL YEAH. uhh- huh. ‘how many different colors can skeletons glow?’ How... We can GLOW? eheh well i know ONE way- Hush you. I am absolutely CERTAIN that was NOT what they’re referring to. eheh honestly Grillz they probably didn’t have a CLUE what i meant but, heh, NOW they do~ Do you want to answer this one than? nah, sorry, go ahead. .... Mmm... Do you.. Do you think they are either referring to the colors of our magic or our eye lights? uhh... guess the question is- do YOU even know the answer to the first one? Not... Directly if I am honest. For my universe, perhaps, but then cases like-- like yours. Underfell... It hasn’t been something I’ve been able to research properly. heh, yeah sorry man. i can’t explain Fell either. so uh, go with the second. Hmm... Alright..
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aw c’mon, man... don’t make that face. they wanna hear, I PROMISE. ...hm.. c’mon ya got this. here, how’s about this. wanna explain what they are first? Eyelights..? mhmm yeah, start there. ...Well.... I have explained before, albeit through quite a different.. Topic... but I’ll briefly summarize. Our bodies are able to conjure organs on an as-needed-basis. Eyes. However. Are constantly, rapidly, taking in new information. The optic nerve never ceases to transmit, even in our sleep and so, as skeletons, we have ‘streamlined the design’, so-to-say. Instead of the entire eyeball, nerves, blood vessels, etc. etc... It is but a pinprick of magic. Not only intaking information- able to dilate and expand similar to the pupil- but it also serves as an.. Exhaust system. Off-gassing spent magic when we use a high amount of magic in a short period of time..... However, eyelights have adopted another use as well...
That is glowing. Without... Traditional means of showing emotions, and most often times our bones are set in a way that be quite-- off putting to most--- aka see my face?
always smilin’. always. part of it’s just cuz- heh- i’m a real funny guy. but part of it’s just my face. like even with magic bones can only move so far. poor Sans has it worse then me so. yknow. pretty- uh- pretty hard for most people to tell at a glance what a skeleton’s mood is. P-precisely so... um...
here. lemme help ya out here, buddy. kinda thinking about it now, i kinda answered this one. and heh, it was one of your questions, too, bro. you real interested in this stuff? it’s alright, it IS pretty cool, so, i’ll kinda sum up what i said. our eyelights are just naturally white. everyone’s. as Dings here was saying, when we use our magic to like- fight and stuff, that magic will come up into our eyes too. so, that’s kinda why mine are always red. cuz, that’s my magic and back in the day i was ready ta start throwin’ hits in .5 seconds. now it’s just habit. but that’s just basic stuff. nah, nah we can take it to the next level! .... Gaster. ... Hm...? that was your cue. Huh? My-- the colors. explain the colors, man.
Oh-- well----Our eyelights can change colors with our moods, more brightly the more extreme the emotion. The colors may.. Change, if only slightly, between skeletons. However a decent baseline- green for happiness, pink for love or embarrassment, purple for fear and helplessness and finally yellow for stress and worry. Rapidly changing colors--- well-- would indicate quite extreme emotions... I have heard that some skeletons-- used... To be able to control the coloration entirely, or at least the vibrancy and hue however that-- wasn’t something I personally witnessed. but eyelights are much more then magical mood rings. Hff. Of COURSE they are. heh ya see, between two skeletons, its more then just seeing it. if you’re real close to em, you can actually FEEL that emotion. see, like, when it’s bad, its usually more intense so ya can’t really help the glow? but that;s when another can glow back like- with green or pink or somethin- its like saying ‘its okay i’m here.’ or ‘i love you’, and you can FEEL it, y’know? like PHYSICALLY feel it. like even as a--- uhm..... even with a baby.
uh... you can just, y’know, glow at ‘em and they’ll stop cryin’ pretty quick. so..... So you can see this is a deeply personal thing to us skeletons. Stunting or removing the ability can be almost debilitating for a skeleton. If not by severing that emotional connection, than by further limiting expression of said emotion. I wouldn’t entirely expect a human to understand the significance of it- but the closest I can think of is- if your entire face was paralyzed and you couldn’t speak out of monotone. That would be the equivalent.
To answer your question directly, I used to be able to glow green, pink, yellow and purple- purple being different than my own magic. and i can glow red, duh, and pink. Boss used ta glow orange. We’ve also witnessed cyan or light blue. yeah, yeah that. so uhhh... 8...? if we count white that’d be 9. So, nine colors, that we have seen. Directly.
Hmm... Alright, allow me to unpack this one step at a time. Now we’ve already covered two major topics that relate to this... Well, ahah, as be as we could. First being- I have come across several different elementals and met even more. Although the truth of the matter, honestly...? I don’t know how many kinds of elementals there were or even how many there are now. I know it sounds a little strange, haha, but you have to bear in mind that we were something of legend... As in- everyone SAID they saw one of us but no one could ever prove it. Or... There were those who believed us to be lower than monsters. Either way it seems our story was never one destined to be written down, I’m afraid.
Secondly, Gaster has explained before why my flames are blue and Fuku’s are green. Well.. As best as he was able to without running tests. Do you know how many different minerals or chemicals can turn a fire green? A lot! Apparently, haha!
Not to mention our mood and temperature-- See. What I’m trying to say is... I’m not certain I will ever be able to answer your question. Fire elementals alone I mean--- Do you see how many colors a simple, ordinary fire can glow? Even if I’m limited to my three or four, the possibilities are endless.
You asked about genetics, though, but you have to consider what that means for us elementals. For fire elementals, such as myself, it seems it depends on the minerals in the magma pocket we were born from. It’s why I am blue and yet Hana was yellow. Fuku, if I am honest, took after her mother more- I won’t explain the process- but that is why her flames are a brighter, more-- hmm- What’s the word--- Bah, not a clue. It doesn’t matter though- I wouldn’t have her any other way. Stars above, I hope I’m making sense--- If you see what I mean, it really just depends on where we came from, honestly. I could hazard a guess Earth elementals are quite the same- taking on whatever rocks from the place they were born. Or whatever rocks they’ve collected along the way. And I can only imagine a water elemental born in a bog would be differently colored than one born in the sea, but I just can’t know, really. I never even thought to ask them- if I’m honest with you.
So.. To make a long story short- whatever it is you can imagine- I am almost certain there was an elemental that color. That shape. Maybe even that size, haha. It’s funny how the world works like that sometimes.