im Jade and im an agent of chaos

she/they // transfem freak of nature // fuck the government and free palestine

[0pend00rs]

Hey! Its an intro post!

my name is Jade!

- 24 years old (18+, minors DNI)

- pronouns: she/her/they/them

- gender ID: transfem, genderqueer/non-binary

- autistic, ADHD, and have lots of anxiety

- special interests: books (specifically fantasy, queer fiction, horror/thriller/mystery), movies + tv (same genres as books + documentaries), roller coasters, Mystery Flesh Pit National Park

- generally reblog/interact with: memes, dark academia, cottagecore, whimsigoth, and animals

- DNI if youre: TERF/truscum/transmed, minor, transphobe/enbyphobe/queerphobe in general, people who believe pan=bi, racist, pro-lifers/anti-abortion, and zionists.

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[tankhall]

made this public again, forgot it was even still private lol

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[nflstreet]

#yougotfucked👀

[hollowtones]

& Then a weird guy appear

[qillermeme]

[0pend00rs]

the way so many of you are bending the knee to ai on here because “muh it’s already out there in the world, me reblogging it won’t hurt the environment even more”

GIRL YOU ARE THE DEMAND FOR THE SUPPLY! GO DRAW A CAT IN THE SHAPE OF A GRAPEFRUIT BEING PICKED OFF A TREE IN COMIC FORMAT LIKE GOD INTENDED GET THAT SLOP AWAY FROM ME NOWWWW

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[moon-grub]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[cat-skull]

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

[dogpuppy]

[0pend00rs]

[quasi-normalcy]

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

[quasi-normalcy]

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

[quasi-normalcy]

#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain

Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

[quasi-normalcy]

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

[trashcangimmick]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[porterdavis]

This would get my vote

[flea883]

And refund the money they stole back to the American people.

If we don't import oil, get off Opec prices.