✴ QUEER EYE SENTENCE PROMPTS !
* A MIXTURE OF QUEER EYE PROMPTS , TAKEN FROM SEASON 1 , CHANGE PRONOUNS AS YOU WISH .
❝ God forbid you drink something at [Name]’s place.. ❞
❝ You put a living room where the crack den used to be! ❞
❝ I see straight people! ❞
❝ It’s 1984. They want their decorations back. ❞
❝ My God, it’s like a Toys-R-Us crack den. ❞
❝ Aww, pearl earrings to go with my pearl necklace! ❞
❝ I need a ritalin smoothie to remember all this. ❞
❝ I thought they would have made you into some corporate yuppie type.❞
❝ Where’d you get this shirt? ❞
❝ Don’t use that kind of language around me. ❞
❝ See? Everything is better in cashmere. ❞
❝ Can I call you my bitch? ❞
❝ Can I put my clothes back on? ❞
❝ Are you guys going to be offended if you come back and it’s like… ❞
❝ What are the other three guys doing back at my house? ❞
❝ I was just thinking about something. . ❞
❝ Wow, maybe back up singing isn’t such a bad gig after all. ❞
❝ You only have two pairs of pants! ❞
❝ I was like, “Who’s the homeless guy stealing the camera?” ❞
❝ You don’t have a complete inventory of all your couture? ❞
❝ You look like Ben and Jerry Affleck. ❞
❝ What’s this, your dreamcatcher? ❞
❝ Your boyfriend is working on my last gay nerve. ❞
❝ I could get any gay man to cuff me any day of the week. ❞
❝ Now turn, turn, turn to the camera. What were you doing? ❞
❝ The vagina is leaving the building. ❞
❝ Do you know what the magic word is? ❞
❝ You know what, we’re laying in a random guy’s bed.. ❞
❝ That’s gonna shut the party down like a bad ferris wheel. ❞
❝ I think you’ll find it’s a better investment in the long run. ❞
❝ I know all about good blow jobs, and this isn’t it. ❞
❝ No, it was a shithole. Can you say that? Shithole? ❞
❝ Who’s that much of an idiot that they need a whole guide to beer? ❞
❝ Life is to short to drink cheap booze. ❞
❝ One straight man, that’s all it takes, just one dirty straight man. ❞
❝ I’m feeling my inner Pochantas. ❞
❝ He’s neurotic and needy. God he’s like everyone I date! ❞
❝ You could put a harness in here. Good times. ❞
❝ I think he’s got something he’s not telling you. ❞
❝ These shoes won’t make me gay? ❞
❝ Who says there are no gays in the military? Someone designed the outfit. ❞
❝ Remember when you told me you’d make out with me if I got you a flat screen TV? ❞
❝ I can’t believe I asked an ex marine to make a chocolate souffle.. ❞
❝ He called you pretty boy. Are you going to take that? ❞
❝ I put in a clear shower curtain. ❞
❝ Repeat after me - I am worthy of highlights. ❞
❝ I’ve died and gone to gay-men’s heaven. ❞
❝ Finding the porn is always a heart-felt moment. ❞
❝ This means I wanna give you a handjob. ❞
❝ They’re a little bit like a cheap hotel … no ballroom. ❞
❝ That means I love you in sign language. This means rock and roll. ❞
❝ You know what this means? Clean your toilet! ❞
❝ Lions and tigers and bad taste, oh my! ❞
❝ You live in a dump like a crazy person. This is freaking me out. ❞
❝ I’m sorry you’re stuck here with these smelly straight folk. ❞
❝ I think he wrote this book. He wrote this book after living here for a year. ❞
❝ It’s like taking a wire hanger from the cleaners and faux-painting it wood. ❞
❝ When you look at this color, what feeling does it evoke? ❞
❝ Here’s a tip for you: when buying a velour tracksuit, stop. ❞
❝ Now does he climb the poles and stuff? ❞
❝ Now let’s go try something new. Let’s make out! ❞
❝ If I didn’t know you, I’d try to lure you to a wayside rest area. ❞
❝ This is my pile of stuff I don’t like. Is it getting too big? ❞
❝ You know, if you don’t have a male role model in your life, bad things can happen. ❞
❝ Are you checking out my ass? ❞
❝ Thirty’s an important time in your life. I’m looking forward to it. ❞
❝ Look at all this wood. It’s definitely getting me in the mood. ❞
❝ Just because you get your hair frosted doesn’t mean you’re gay. ❞
❝ I won’t call you a pervert if you won’t call me a big homo. ❞
❝ Let’s not worry about labels. ❞
❝ There’s no “I” in team. ❞
❝ They have the best tube socks. Ever. ❞
❝ Are we really throwing it over? ❞
❝ Did you break something? ❞
❝ Don’t worry man, I got your back. ❞
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