Ravenclaw, running around the house before Slytherin gets home: WHY ARENT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
Hufflepuff, vacuuming: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

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Ravenclaw, running around the house before Slytherin gets home: WHY ARENT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
Hufflepuff, vacuuming: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
Ravenclaw Headcanon
Ravenclaws are dreamers. They day dream about the goals they want to achieve and how happy they will be when their hard work pays off. But they are also pessimists. They have a tendency to believe the worst will happen even when they want the best.
Things happening in the Ravenclaw common room
1. Someone is doing inappropriate cross-stitching in the corner
2. One group is studying, but they’ve fallen down some kind of research rabbit hole and have completely lost track of their assignment and have not written those 11″ on the Goblin Rebellion
3. One group arguing over the boundaries of what counts as a “blow job.” (Person A: “Is it a ‘blow job’ if the person doesn’t ejaculate? Or is it just sucking cock?” Person B: “Yes, any mouth-penis contact counts as a blow job.” Person A: “But is the job done?” Person B: “Look, the person performing the act is doing the job whether or not the other person ejaculates. That’s out of their hands.” Person A: “But jobs are traditionally done for money, and often hand ‘jobs’ and blow ‘jobs’ are performed by women, or perceived as being performed by women, so in a way the language is really derogatory to women.” Person B: “That’s a good point, and what about the fact that sex acts performed on people with vaginas are never referred to with ‘job’ terminology?” Person A: “Probably because giving sexual pleasure to people who don’t have penises is not seen as an obligation, which is why sex acts performed on penises get to be called jobs.” Person C: “What about the inclusion of the word ‘off’? Get off? Wank off? That means they’ve climaxed, right?”……….)
4. Someone is making some kind of Charms-run Rube Goldberg machine just for fun
5. One group is actually studying but has gotten into a heated argument over the tiniest, most obscure detail, and each side is running around to the rest of the people in the room arguing their case and trying to get more people on their side
6. A trio by the window is trying to write out a dick joke in runes
7. A Jane Austen fanclub
8. A heated argument over the most strategic way to protest something to the Hogwarts Board of Governors
9. A sports enthusiast is trying to figure out how to Charm the Quidditch team’s kits to be more wind resistant without running afoul of any rules
10. A planning meeting about the ongoing campaign to attack Hogwarts bigots with glitter bombs in the Great Hall
11. Madlibs
12. Someone intently learning a skill (like computer programming) because they have a very specific and ridiculous plan in mind (like creating a Hogwarts dating site)
13. All nighters before exams
charlie weasley continues to be the biggest fucking mood
[ID: A text box from Hogwarts Mystery. Charlie Weasley says: “Valentine’s Day doesn’t interest me. It’s got nothing to do with dragons.” END ID]
Thinking about how I could be in Hogwarts right now
Ravenclaw: It’s really muggy outside
Slytherin: If I look out the window and see mugs all over the lawn I’m going to kill you
Ravenclaw: *sips tea from a bowl*
Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
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Hufflepuff: Good morning!
Ravenclaw: Good morning
Gryffindor: You all sound like robots, “Good morning, good morning” spice it up a little bit!
Slytherin: Hey, motherfuckers
THEYRE SO CUTE UWU
(Art by NAOMI_LORD)
Hogwarts Houses as things I’ve done:
Ravenclaw: Accidently putting soap on my tooth brush at 5 am after reading a ungodly amount of fan fiction
Hufflepuff: Staying up until 3 am just to make sure that my friend was safe when she took a walk
Gryffindor: Running up to a random stranger just to tell them that they look good
Slytherin: Denying my little brother’s request to take my drink after I said that it was disgusting
Ok but hear me out: What we really need is a Harry Potter TV show. Season 1 will be all about the founders, their youth, how they met each other how they founded Hogwarts and the drama with Salazar Slytherin. Season 2 will be loads of additional characters during the first centuries of the school and just a lot of regular Hogwarts stuff BECAUSE WE ALL WANT MORE OF THAT. AND THEN Season 3 will show all of our favourite professors attending Hogwarts and give us loads of information about their backgrounds and THEN FINALLY IN Season 4 we will move on to THE MARAUDERS AGE. Young James. Young Sirius. Young Remus. Young Peter. Young Lily. Young everyone-we-love. Just. Imagine.
Ravenclaw Headcanon
Ravenclaws often have very obsessive personalities. They are the ones to get really into something (book, movie, a subject in school, etc…) and they learn every bit of information about the thing they can.
@quidditchleaguenet february challenge: favorite locations - ravenclaw team - ravenclaw common room
i imagine the ravenclaw common room to be the most open of all the common rooms.
what i mean by open is that the ceiling of the tower is full of windows. so during the day, all the natural light comes in, and during the night, you can easily look up and see all the stars.
there is a lot of stargazing every night, and a lot of the ravenclaw students will fall asleep together out in the main area with books in their lap and quills in their hands.
there is also constant music playing in the background. depending on who settled in the common room first that day, that’s what determines the genre.
some days it is classical, some days it is muggle alternative, and some days it is even rap.
ravenclaws welcome all different preferences, and there are rarely any arguments regarding the music playing. as long as it is quiet enough in the background for people to study, read, or socialize.
ravenclaws also do not fear students from other houses finding a way into their common room and solving a riddle, because if they are smart or creative enough to figure it out, they consider that person one of them.
they welcome all chances for growth and intellectual discussion, and they don’t care who it is. they love to broaden their perspectives. so occasionally throughout the day, some gryffindors, hufflepuffs, or slytherins will pop in and spice things up and to see their friends. they just have to solve the riddle themselves first.
I also see all the wood in the common room being white, which makes it even brighter.
there would also be dark blue tapestries with bronze and silver constellations etched onto them.
they would have their own personal library in there organized by genre, and they would have an art center where students could set up canvases and paint/draw.
in the library, students could trade and swap out books with each other at any time, and in the art area, it was even encouraged that students could paint on the walls there until inspiration came to them.
basically, the ravenclaw common room is a place where ravenclaws are free to completely be themselves. all their eccentricities are accepted, and there is a place in the common room to support all interests.
Ravenclaw Headcanon
When Ravenclaws get too stressed, they break down, but they know how to hide it. They feel the need to be perfect because they have the reputation of being smart. But Flitwick can tell when his students are starting to crack. He pulls them aside after class and talks to them about whatever makes them happy. Talks and tells them it’s okay until he sees them relax a bit. And sometimes he sits and helps them with homework too.