Shitposter Grey @0w0rlordsyaptopia - Tumblr Blog

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you've ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

wormworker

why do i love this stupid hot dog motherfucker. fucking look at him i don't even like men. utterly dripless titless nippleless tube of mincemeat with no jawline. like yeah he's autistic and i like that, that's raw as hell. but look at him hairless sunburned naked mole rat bootlicking dog penis boss sucker. the male-inclined ladies love him canonically, there's got to be some evil spell on him like he has that quality where he doesn't look like goddamn anything but still manages to be super hot. like you just want to climb on his uglyass limp deflated balloon body and give him a smorch on his capitalism-ravaged eyebags. stupid redrocket condom-full-of-tomato-sauce bitch i hope he dies

#this is too funny to not reblog #smiling friends #allan red

emirrart

provided with no context by smiler server

#we all stan anti rage charlie #smiling friends #charlie dompler

ritasanderson

maybe i should draw more leviathans at some point...

quinn-the-repo-man

So this is the coolest thing ever?? Oh my god?? Reaper Leviathan mentioned??? Holy shit???

#OH MY GOD??? HELLO??? WHAT THE FUCK???#subnautica #subnautica 2 #ghost leviathan #reaper leviathan #collector leviathan

cash4bees

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

emirrart

12,06,2026

It's summertime, and you know what that means! Gonna head down to the beach, gonna do some beachy things!

#ahshdhsh cuties #i miss them #smiling friends #pim pimling #allan red #charlie dompler #glep #mr boss

emirrart

11,06,2026

#HAHAHAHS #smiling friends #charlie dompler

retrotonix

Once a glam rock star in the 80's for his powerful ballads and heavy rock for the new generation of music this band being called Sledgehammer. Darren was a star had everything he ever wanted to a great line up of band members and owning everything he ever desired Darren's most greatest performance was in the summer of 1995 and ended with a bang.

His head canon singing voice is Lex Mincolla from 3TEETH

He can go from being the hottest guy you have ever seen, to the most nastiest man in existence

#looks so sick #beau's art #soul rift project

kindheart525

Controversial take I’ve been discussing with my friends: If any of the Smiling Friends would even come close to cheating on a partner, it’s Pim.

Reasoning: He’s been shown to have selfish tendencies and falls way too fast and hard for people. If he’s not satisfied in a relationship I think he would hesitate to break up with them (as he would see it as a “failure”) but also too easily let his mind wander to what he thinks are greener pastures. He’d also be tempted to help someone else cheat on their partner out of a selfish need to feel wanted by someone he likes. He might not go all the way in acting on these horrible fantasies but he’d consider it and inevitably feel horrible about himself.

It seems like a lot of rom coms present cheating in a sort of positive light where it’s like “it’s not really cheating because their partner is an asshole and the new person is their one true love.” And Pim seems to operate on rom com logic so it makes sense why his mind might go there.

#true #smiling friends #pim pimling