Shokes Central

🌴✨️🔥im so skibidi tho likeeeee 🫣 🤙😝🌴 he/him (or whichever pronouns are funniest for the bit) .+ * ('w') * +. AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/SteveMC37/works Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/SteveMC37

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📌 HEY WHAT'S UP?!?!?

I'm Shokes, I'm 21, and I never fucking learned how to read

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Current obsessions:

Overwatch

Skyrim/Elder Scrolls

MCR

DC

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So I was thinking about how guilty I feel eating bacon cause pigs are smart or whatever but I love the taste of so in my mind I flipped the scenario and thought of what it would be like to eat human meat (because apparently human skin tastes like bacon) as a pig and my stomach lowkey growled

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ao3 fic titles are like After the Storm (Is When the Flowers Bloom) and then its the nastiest, messiest, toe-curling oneshot youve read in ur life

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brocken heart emoji

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bro XD

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god I already love shion's design but ik that its gonna be dogshit playing against a character who throws motorcycles at your head </3

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I'd believe the whole "Shion is commentary on beauty = status = power" more if we had literally any female omnics as playable characters other than her. There aren't female omnics, there aren't any women who fall more than a stone's throw from conventionally attractive, smooth skin, big eyes and pouty lips pretty. They can't let Ana be old. It had been literal years since Zarya got a new legendary and the first thing they do is make her slimmer. They gave the cat winged eyeliner. I do not trust blizzard to make commentary on female autonomy in expression/appearance when they did Anran so dirty they had to publicly apologize and fix her face modeling (and people like me still think they didn't fix her enough!). The same face syndrome has been a longstanding problem and taking away an omnic character's inorganic face plating to put an extremely similar face feels bad. Honestly I'd rather have Susie :/ Shion to me is affirming the new character design ethos of making everyone pretty, slim (or shredded beyond belief), and designed to prep them for cosmetics. Background characters? Those can be diverse. Playable characters? As if.

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"ur a mysoginyst if you cant see past her design and see that she's a reflection of what women face today!!" then why couldnt they have used her as an inspirational piece where she accepts herself as the omnic she is and carves a place for herself in the world through her skill? 🤯🤯 she saw the hashimoto and the world hating her for being both a woman and an omnic and decided "hrm... im going to conform!!! fuck ramattra and his revolution!! i wanna look like a human"

The problem isnt that people dont understand what her character is supposed to represent... the problem is that blizzard cant consistently make female characters who are truly, uniquely beautiful, and that despite her backstory, the vast majority of people will only see "hot robot mommy" and buy all her skins. It doesnt matter what she represents when she was only created to make money.

(Not to mention they put Zarya on ozempic in the first legendary that she's recieved in a while... and for what? We liked her the way she was...)

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the bar is in hell right now

I just saw a video of someone deadass praising Shion's model because they gave her a subtle nose bump and apparently that makes her unique or interesting as a character 😮‍💨🫩

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I wonder how loud our stomach growls would be if there werent layers of muscle fat and skin padding the sound

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i loved the part in yhe hit morvie the mandalprian and grogy when the manfalorian fought mizuki from overwatch

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Dear Blizzard,

I saw those survey skins today, and I swear on ALL OF YOUR FAMILIES if yall release ANOTHER Kiriko skin you will find a windowless van parked outside of HQ and I'm blowing all yall to the mfing moon.

From, Shokes

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Me when I get in the shower after my brother and the Water in the Body Wash Ghost has visited again 🤯🤯

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Just got a text reminder in the work group chat that inspection is coming this week, and most of the stuff we do to keep the store operational we have to hide/stop doing for a few days because apparently its wrong or possibly illegal..?? Like idk I just work here 😅😮‍💨🙏

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Reference sheet for #FreeformMiku - l33oh

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how could people hate black miku? look at her!!!! she's so cool!! those twitter people are freaks that need to be put down/

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Hey what if instead of giving literally any other character in the entire game (lucio, illari, bap, echo, hog, zarya just to name a few) a mythic skin we just gave ana ANOTHER mythic and then took away her two most distinctive physical features; her age and her lost eye. That would be crazy if the heros who didnt have mythics had one. Also why is blizzard youngmaxxing the old characters in their mythics? Them being old is part of the reason why theyre interesting as characters in a cartoony shooter. It's unique compared to most other games.

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I'm so tired of these religionlarpers acting like their godsonas are canon when its obvious that NONE OF THEM have read the texts like stop being a poser smh

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Do you think that orochimarus hair is a silk press, a wig, or a weave? Me personally I'd say weave (more secure than wig and some glue) and yes, he did sacrifice all those children for the cut because he needed all the keratin he cpuld get. Plus, if he was wearing a wig you'd prolly see the lace witj that ehite makeup on top. It just wouldnt be the right shade. Now, if it was his oen real hair, then obv silk press because theres no way he woke up with his hair that glossy and straight. No, either hes got that 40 inch buss down or, again, he sacrificed the children for this, and he's also got the heat protectant spray because otherwise his hairs gonna be fried.