Love that normal-depth crust pizza.

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Love that normal-depth crust pizza.
Great dip for the big game
Delicious and not as complicated as it seems.
Great dip for the big game
Author’s Latest Explores Food-Borne Illness
Children’s author Dee Collins’ latest effort is scheduled to hit bookstores next week and the accomplished writer thinks this may be her best offering yet.
Titled “Dinah Accidentally Eats A Monkey Hand,” the book tells the story of a young woman’s experience after consuming raw monkey meat during a lunch date.
“I wanted readers to take a journey with me to a world of food-borne illness,” Collins said of her latest work. “I think people will be able to relate because this is something that could happen to anyone.”
Collins wastes little time setting the scene and jumping in to the cautionary tale. By page three, the protagonist is already seated in the restaurant and preparing to enjoy a freshly-made salad. Dinah, however, is preoccupied with friendly convesation and fails to see the severed monkey hand laying on her plate surrounded by an assortment of greens.
After ingesting the adult-monkey hand, Dinah begins to almost immediately feel the effects of food poisoning. The last 14 pages of the book document her transition from healthy and vibrant to violently ill and completely incapacitated.
“My hope is that children will learn to be suspicious of the food that is on their plate, especially salads or even puddings,” Collins said. “It takes less than four minutes to completely inventory the items in a salad and avoid eating something you shouldn’t. That is the lesson in this story.”
While Dinah’s condition continues to deteriorate throughout the book, the tension continues to build as readers are left to wonder whether the 23-year-old economics major will survive her horrific ordeal. While the ending is predictable on some levels, it does ultimately satisfy the reader’s appetite. The same cannot be said for consuming raw monkey meat.
“Dinah Accidentally Eats A Monkey Hand” will be available at local bookstores on November 7.
My Friend Went to South Sudan and Didn’t Even Bring Me Back a Souvenir
A friend of mine recently traveled to Juba, South Sudan and he didn’t even bring me back a cool souvenir. It really bothered me because I thought for sure I would get a cool key chain or a coffee mug with a funny saying on it like “You’re Drinking Java In A Mug From Juba” or something memorable like that. But he didn’t bring me back anything at all.
When I asked him about it, he said he was too busy working to help build fresh-water wells to provide drinking water to local villages in the area. He also said it wasn’t “that kind of trip.”
I have a hard time believing he didn’t have at least ten minutes to pop into an ABC Store or some local souvenir shop that sells cool t-shirts that have pictures of wolves or dolphins on them or maybe a bag of some local nut or fruit covered in chocolate.
What I think really happened was he forgot about me. He probably bought souvenirs for all his other friends but not me. And then when he realized he failed to get me something he made up a story about how impoverished the region is and they don’t have souvenir shops and he was only there to work and help people have greater access to clean drinking water.
Right.
People dont’t go to fun, exotic places like Juba, South Sudan and NOT get souvenirs for their closest friends. Maybe he lost track of his souvenir shopping list in between Mai-Tais or Pina Coladas. Maybe he spent all his money on a zip-line excursion through the rich, fertile jungles of South Sudan. Whatever his reason, I just wish he would be honest with me and tell me he forgot to get me something.
Like a beach towel featuring images of South Sudan’s most popular tourist attractions or native wildlife. Or even a baseball cap with a fun saying on it like “Chillin’ Juba Style”.
I don’t think it would have been too much to ask of him to get a small gift or token to show he was thinking of me while enjoying the all-inclusive amenities of what was certainly a top-notch hotel resort. Maybe he’s not really a friend after all.