Boys,Girls,Boys.

[zelda]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

[anarchy-kisses]

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

[1017soda]

Love train I think is my official favorite song of all times.

[bobdylanhater1965]

mood

[nastarojc-deactivated20240108]

[kiwimidnight]

We may cut each other up like a pack of alley cats, but when the outside world tries to tear us down, this army closes ranks.

POSE   —   2.3 Butterfly/Cocoon

[charmstat]

how’s everybody doing

[quintesence-deactivated20180801]

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[monzterzack]

He is still teaching science without politics tho, problem is that the far right has declared all science as a political statement

What we are seeing is the idea of “science” and “knowledge” been put as political statements cause the rock bed of conservatives depends on people being ignorant and in order to achieve that they have to make it seem like all science is by nature “political”

It’s the South Park effect, were ignorance is labeled as the “true center” while knowledge and education are labeled “SJW propaganda”

[galleyfae]

I hate how one of our biggest political problems is a concept called the fucking south park effect.

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing 

[coolkidsofhistory]

Pablo Picasso would carry a revolver loaded with blanks, which he would shoot at people who asked about the meaning of his paintings, 1958.

[blueklectic]

[1017soda]

Damn y’all I actually hate using the word triggered but I watched euphoria last night great show 10/10

But literally all day I’ve been on one just like fuck where the drugggs. It’s awful.

[winterswake]

EUPHORIA ‘Pilot’

[imgoingtofighttheocean]

U kno what???? Honestly?? All jokes side about the Duolingo owl, Duolingo is one of the only language education services I know of that doesn’t charge for the full course and I really think we don’t appreciate that enough in a world where knowledge is severely (and increasing) restricted based on income. I just went through the app store and downloaded every language app I can find, and the only two that didn’t charge hefty subscription fees to access all the lessons were duolingo and memrise. Support free education.

[raptorific]

Honestly if you want to know why Batman is necessary in Gotham City just remember that the Gotham City Police Department had a banquet honoring Commissioner Gordon and they ordered a cake from “Crazy Clown Catering.” Honestly, guess who jumped out of the cake, much to the surprise of the entire Gotham City Police Force, who by all logic should have an entire division devoted to Clown Felonies by this point

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

In the criminal justice system, clown based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Gotham City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these comedic felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Insane Clown Posse. These are their stories.

*honk honk*

[crocodile-dandy]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!