[duranbong]

[femmepathy]

[karolpilberg]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[milf-maul]

[onewhoturns]

me, looking at bears gettin fat and sleepin

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i'm gonna become the joker

[kangals]

trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.

[guckygarnes]

hi

[kangals]

!!

[bloodenjoyer]

being alone in a public restroom is like i own this place and then someone else walks in and it’s like get out of my fucking house

[memewhore]

[unclefather]

boys, can we get a dick in the chat? i want to see all your penises in the chat 

[new-bitch-who-dis]

[everythingfox]

“My harp session turned into a Disney movie”

(Source)

[autistic-brainbug-deactivated20]

[Video description: a video of a person in a black dress standing in front of a forest while holding and playing a black harp. In the background, you can see a deer slowly approaching the musician. The person in the front doesn’t notice it until the very end when it runs off to the left and they flinch at the sudden movement of the animal. /ID end]

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[curioscurio]

Mandalorian Season 3 Snoop Dogg Predictions

[curioscurio]

[iamoutofideas]

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

[iamoutofideas]

[foulserpent]

i love ppl who dont go outside (as in like literally do not do outdoors stuff and dont know much about their local animals and ecosystems) being into Cryptids like theyll literally just see a deer doing normal deer things like "Oh my god. Holy Shit. Holy Fuck. That isnt a deer. Thats something Else.. these mountains are so old... who knows what the fuck this thing is. Im shaking"

[foulserpent]

significant subset of tiktok was apparently shaken by a video of a deer standing around with the heavy shadow and tall grass giving a (fairly obvious) illusion that it has unusual proportions

[foulserpent]

im sorry i cant get over this its literally just a fucking deer with weird lighting

deer literallyjust look like this.

[gaynfl-moved]

sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

[christianstepmoms]

Written in 2016.

[ten-thousand-crows]

[dunkstein]

Reblog to poop instantly

[oneheadtoanother]