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I can’t believe you’re still using texts I send you for content

#across the hall

i was wondering if that text was from yuou. heh... guess who was CORRECT!!!

Congrats?

12-million-bees

one year. i miss you bitchface

You know, sometimes I miss you guys too

12-million-bees

And that’s Mr. Bitchface to you

one year. i miss you bitchface

You know, sometimes I miss you guys too

what is your favorite dump stat?

Dick size

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #bad dnd ideas

Pepperoni approved.

Ave dominus noster pepperoni

Hoc Stultus Scribit Latine

#there’s a joke in here I promise #it’s just really niche #ex catholic school kids please

A wizard in the streets, a goblin in the sheets

#this is where life has gotten me #dnd

A man and a muppet walk into a bar

#am I man or am I a muppet #please tell me #I’m deeply unsure but it’s feeling more and more like I might be a muppet with every day that passes

It’s been two weeks. No sight of 12-million-bees anytime soon. I have started to loose hope. Who knows what happened to the goth legend.

Turns out immense stress was the source of my power

#across the hall #so deeply stressed #summer break

Personally I think you should cartwheel out of finals

I just might

#so happy to be done #this shit sucks so bad but at least I only have three more years #then two more years of grad school #then probably taking the LSATs and three more years of law school #oh my god what have I done to myself

Finals week 🥰✨

#finals week #across the hall #please help me #please I’m struggling #i’m so afraid

Going on a 10 minute break at work, if anyone needs me, I’ll be quietly weeping alone in my car

(Haha, that’s a joke, 10 minutes isn’t enough to make it out to my car, have a good cry and get back to work on time)

#hooray capitalism #loving this #I’m emotionally secure and stable #I can be trusted with a public facing occupation #I’m normal and cool what are you talking about

It’s not my circus, yet I’m lousy with monkeys

#what if #hypothetically #I started beef #what would happen then #riddle me that Batman

firefox-official

Flip a coin.

If it’s heads, post your worst draft

If it’s tails, you have to frame the guy across the hall for murder

tails. easy

firefox-official

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This IS the framing, isn’t it?

Like, did you fake this message to frame @12-million-bees?

12-million-bees

Nope, bonafide real message

#across the hall #you don’t know what crimes I’ve committed

My father texted me to wish me a “happy world goth day”. This is the first communication we have had in several weeks.

#goth #summer goth #my father and I have a terrible relationship #it was either a threat or an olive branch

Have you seen the new dnd movie? Is it worth it?

No I’m scared

#dnd #dnd movie

what’s your character in dnd like

Well, I’m currently running a campaign so I guess like god

#i really love dnd so much like to a degree the is incomprehensible #dnd #nerd shit

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