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"I'm not an anarchist, I'm just fucking stupid."

- day 1 of reading week

"This carpet smells weird."

"Soprano death is my kink."

Wagner, probably

"It's just as well Wagner wrote about sex so much, because I'm not getting any."

Soprano death??

"Now I just need to export and upload!"

"I've heard of her."

Dear lord

"Oh my god we're at three minutes, kumbaya!"

Jealous

"My nipple just inverted."

"It's been a nipple-filled night."

Jesus fucking christ

"A fresher saw my nipple."

Floor 9?

"If you say it's contemporary, you can justify anything."

The composition deadline beckons

"If I took my bra off in 120, would that be public indecency?"

Uhhhhh

"When you don't have sex, you're getting closer to god. When I don't have sex, I'm just not having sex."

Please don't fire me

"I accidentally spoke about sex really loudly in 120 again."

Oh.

"Yeetn't is just another word for yoink."

Oh jaysus

Otto, embracing the printer: "Hey. It's gonna be ok."

Callum, brandishing a tiny knitted hat from atop an Innocent smoothie: "You could totally use this as a dick warmer."

Emily: How many words does your diss have to be?

Callum: Ten... thousand.

Emily, counting on her fingers: my name is Emily Henderson... and I'm a soprano.

"I think the overlap between Chinese internet and Western internet is cat videos."

Halfway through a 3 hour tutorial even the psych lecturer is losing it

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