I am now Kingsman trash

Idk. Stuff. Kingsman stuff mostly. Heather. 31. NC, USA More stuff. Main Blog: Chibular

[kingsdudes]

[textsfromthetailors]

(904): I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.

[brokendeathangel]

E: I need to get ready soon Harry.

H: Ahh please, 5 more minutes 💕

[textsfromthetailors]

(720): Can I bother you for a second.

(1-720): You always bother me but go on.

[seki0930]

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[textsfromthetailors]

(407): With a butt like mine I’ll never have to pay for Netflix again.

[fuckyeahmarkstrong]

[feelmyskin]

Request by anonymous: Mark Strong in Robin Hood.

[textsfromthetailors]

(205): I’ll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that

[sankhara2007]

Pre-BAFTA dinner

Photographed by Greg Williams

[lateagainsir]

[hybervore]

Eggsy: When you’ve been around long as I have you develop thick skin-

Tequila: Navy blue’s not yer color!

Eggsy: Navy blue…. BRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK

[fyeahegerton]

Best of Taron Egerton in 2018

[paxdracona]

The morning after THIS :D 

Someone sleeping with feathery wings will inevitably end up adorably rumpled. And Harry wants Eggsy to believe he always looks sleek and dashing, even after an Intense Night Of Cuddling. Eggsy knows better, knows Harry’s hair looks like candyfloss (aka adorable) in the morning but he loves his vain, peacocking dragon-bf too much to say anything :>

[textsfromthetailors]

(207): He bent me in ways I couldn’t imagine.. and im a gymnast.

[aiwa-sensei]

Here is a little Phantom of the Opera crossover commissioned by the lovely @fangirl4life92 . I was obsessed with this musical when I was a kid so it was super fun to work on it!

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[brokendeathangel]

What if Eggsy also injured his eye?