no fucking way

eivl

[c3llardo0rs]

happy valentine’s day!!

[xweetok]

WAIT WAIT THIS REVIEW FOR THIS BOOTLEG MADOKA PLUSH HAHAHAHAH

[decaydentdeer]

Anon you’re so right, We were thinking the same thing! Here’s a Michael with Patrick helping him.

[ponysweet]

all these mlp horror aus coming out about diseases turning you into like monsters/zombies/ect when there's literally a disease/plant in mlp that slowly turns you into a tree after you get sick. then that tree produces the same flowers that infect ponies. and nobody has used that yet (to my knowledge!)

[noonbeam17]

theyre in a polycule

[sweatermuppet]

crossfaded off two pillows & my blankey

[tanagran]

me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[greelin]

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

[greater-than-the-sword]

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

[sweatermuppet]

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

days keep happening to me. and nights also. no say in it whatsoever

[fairycosmos]

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

[capacity2]

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

[stuckinapril]

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months