i'm just a bug boy, you see

cecil | he/him | tag me in pictures of birds!! [Image ID: the banner is a screenshot from gastronauts of brian david gilbert smiling at the camera. the pfp is a picture of Trevor from the Goes Wrong Show firing a gun. End ID]

[bloopdydooooo]

HAMLET HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 420 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

[the-haiku-bot]

HAMLET HAS BEEN DEAD

FOR 420

SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[molabuddy]

its important to remember that the furry community isn't inherently nsfw and that furries in spaces with children arent inherently predatory and that children can be furries also. but its also important to remember that furry culture is built on kink & sexual liberation and to sanitize it and paint all furries who are Furries In a Sex way as 'degenerate' and staining the community or w/e is. also not good. and these two things can coexist

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[circusheart]

it's always some sort of day of the week

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[setheverman]

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

[creepish]

can i talk to you in the woods about something

[wh0-is-lily]

Undergarments of The Edwardian Era

[bloopdydooooo]

@well-by-jove

[frostedmagnolias]

Claret and Lace Wedding Dress

c. 1866, updated 1876

silk with lace and velvet trim, lined with cotton

Albany Institute of History & Art

[bloopdydooooo]

@well-by-jove

[vintagewildlife]

Little blue heron By: Theodore Cross From: Natural History Magazine 1989

[kim-irl]

“Wear It On Your Sleeve”, Hand embroidery on cotton, Kim Craig, October 2022

[accessible-art]

[ID: Three photos of a hand embroidered white sleeveless cotton shirt. In red stitching, on the lefthand side of the shirt, it reads "Testosterone Cypionate Injection, USP 200 mg/ml" and then in smaller lettering "For intramuscular use only". Beside the text are a set of items, all stitched in the same red thread. The items include two unopened alcohol pads, a bandaid with a drop of blood on it and beside it, a vial of testosterone, the draw needle, a syringe and a second syringe drawing testosterone from a second small vial. The two syringes and vial are labeled, the plunger of the first syringe labeled as well. The words "Figure 2" are stitched below the two syringes.

On the bottom of half of shirt is a figure showing how to injection the testosterone, embroidered in black thread. Two fingers are pulling the skin while the needle is stuck into the skin at a 90° angle. The three photos show different views of the shirt, which is hung on a white hanger. End ID.]

[questions-about-blorbos]

If your Blorbo fought your prev’s Blorbo, would your Blorbo win?

Yes

No

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[questions-about-blorbos]

If your Blorbo fought your prev’s Blorbo, would your Blorbo win?

Yes

No

Voting ended onNov 14, 2025

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[stoneantler]

No one is coming to save you is about how you can't suffer in silence and privacy and hope that someone will magically show up one day and say, "oh I noticed your suffering. Let me fix everything for you." It is not a statement that no one will help you. They will. You have to ask first tho. And then, unfortunately, you have to put in the work, because in almost all situations you will receive help and assistance, rather than unequivocal rescue.

[mothermara]

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately