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[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[catchymemes]

[creepymutelilbugger]

fearsome fangs friday!!!!!!!!!! bite everyone

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[chrliekclly]

confuse spell

[darkditzy]

happy pride month everybody

[jackalopescruff]

sorry ma'am your son was drafted to the amazing digital service and was killed in action

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[hood-ex]

[mara-existing]

SLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORP

*deeeep inhale*

SLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORP SLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORP

:3

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[yebisu]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards

[bitchfitch]

she used to be so little...

[camm-the-cleric]

Apex predators share their freshly hunted prey

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[serenity-bitty]

ouch