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[correctly-incorrect-svt]

svt as things my students(?) have said/done pt. 2

Seungcheol: the only lemonade I’ll be having is Beyonce’s 

Jeonghan: your ass is grass and i’m gonna smoke it

Jisoo: if you can’t handle me at my thin crust, you don’t deserve me at my deep dish

Junhui: I was born in shanghai, so does that mean I’m made in china? 

Soonyoung: *throws stack of monopoly money in the air, make-it-rain style* OH OH OH LOTTO OH OH OH-

Wonwoo: my eyesight is so poor it’s on welfare

Jihoon:  [when I asked for a sentence using ‘used to + infinitive’] I used to be a child prodigy, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked

Seokmin: naruto as a salesman would probably be like “oh you can’t believe it’s not butter? well you better BELIEVE IT!”

Mingyu: did you see my bag? // did you see my bag? no seriously HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BAG???

Minghao: has anybody ever wondered who raised the paul brothers or is it just me?

Seungkwan: *holds the principal’s baby daughter* I SHALL CALL YOU SQUISHY AND YOU SHALL BE MINE, YOU SHALL BE MY SQUISHY

Hansol: roses are red, violets are blue, that being said I don’t know what to do

Chan: ain’t no party like a remedial party ‘cause a remedial party gives everyone anxiety

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svt as things my students(?) have said/done

so I’m practice teaching at an international school and the kids there crack me up on a daily basis it’s wonderful

Seungcheol: my thighs are bigger than my aspirations

Jeonghan: no, no, no, see, you call it lying, but I call it diplomacy

Jisoo: *raps* uh, yeah, my name is [redacted] and I love school, but our education system is broken I ain’t no fool, my sleep schedule is ruined and that ain’t cool, so excuse me if my test paper’s full of drool [entire class: OOOOOHHHH!!!!]

Junhui: what do you MEAN I can’t wear a pikachu costume to my graduation??

Soonyoung: I tried to teach my cat the can-can but it can’t-can’t

Wonwoo: *raises hand* miss, do people call ‘shampoo’ shampoo because ‘sham’ means ‘deceiving’ and ‘poo’ is something gross but because it’s a sham the poo actually cleans the hair instead of making it dirty? [other student: kick her out!]                                                                                                         

Jihoon: someday I’ll pay the bills with this guitar~ nah fam not in this economy 

Seokmin: *sings to the tune of YMCA* IT’S FUN TO LEARN IN THE OUTDOOR CLASSROOM! IT’S FUN TO LEARN IN THE-

Mingyu: they call me the wrecking ball because I destroy everything I touch and it’s depressing

Minghao: I live by one rule – do no harm but take no shit

Seungkwan: *cartwheels into the classroom* good morning miss, you look dandy today

Hansol: *in the middle of a grammar lesson* I’m here for a good time, not a long time

Chan: these bags under my eyes are knockoff louis vuittons because my parents are broke from paying my tuition WASSGUD

(ya girl is back. turns out there wasn’t much to figure out. the teachers and students are really nice and cooperative at this school I’m blown away)

[tonyrackstonx-deactivated202110]

Y'all better be drinking water.

[13caratdiamond]

-Joshua, 2k18

[cococrazyfangirl17]

Proof That 20SEVENTEEN Was SVT’s Year

Released ‘HIGHLIGHT’ MV which is, arguably, one of SVT’s most high quality music videos to date

Won a ‘Disk Bonsang’ for ‘Love & Letter’ @ the Golden Disc Awards and Seoul Music Awards

Won ‘Hot Performance Artist’ @ the Gaon Chart Music Awards

Dino officially graduated and then went on to release ‘ZERO’ as a celebratory single, which is a whole BOP zero deserved better tbvh

Held their first official fanmeet which sold out tickets in record speed and had over 20,000 CARATs in attendance

Held a Japanese concert tour which had over 50,000 CARATs in attendance, which is highly impressive for a group that hasn’t officially debuted in Japan yet

Went on Immortal Song and came in second place

Won “Performance Award” @ Korean Cable TV Awards

Became the first K-Pop group to be featured on Instagram’s Instagram

Performance team attended a dance class at Millennium Dance Complex and were dubbed “super clean” and “super fresh” by Bobby Dacones

Released their 4th mini album, ‘AL1′, which sold 331,584 copies in total

Promoted ‘AL1′ with “Don’t Wanna Cry” which, in turn, got 6 music show wins

Entered Top 10 best first-week K-Pop album sales of all time with 2,000 copies, which is also the second best of 2017

Had DWC reach 10 million views on YouTube in just two weeks

Were dubbed the “most innovative K-Pop group” by Billboard

Went on Immortal Song again and managed to get through to the next round

Went on their first world tour although ‘world’ is a bit of a stretch around Asia and the Americas, with over 200,000 CARATs in attendance

Came 4th in the top 5 brand reputation in August, alongside BTS, EXO, NU’EST and BIGBANG

Were dubbed the “triple-threat group you NEED to know” by Teen Vogue

Remained in Billboard Social 50 chart for 13 consecutive weeks

Started a partnership with Dynafit

Released their 2nd full album, ‘TEEN, AGE’, which sold 332,031 copies in total

Promoted ‘TEEN, AGE’ with “CLAP”, which got 2 music show wins

Had ‘TEEN, AGE’ debut at No. 1 on Billboard’s World Albums chart, selling 1,000 copies at the end the first week, and marking the best-selling K-Pop album in America that week.

Won “Best Artist Award” @ AAAs

Won “Worldwide Favourite Artist” and “Best Male Dance Performance” @ MAMAs

Won “Choreo Of The Year” for DWC @ K-Ville Music Awards

Won “Best KCON Special Stage” @ CJ Awards

Are the second most tweeted celebrity of 2017, after BTS

Helped increase K-Pop’s visibility on 2017 Year-End charts, alongside BTS, EXO and BIGBANG

[lovelykpophoe-deactivated201805]

Seriously when I learn that someone is into kpop… I have a hard time because I don’t know how to talk to them… like how deep are you in? What level of fangirl are you comfortable with?

[nctzendreams]

Seungcheol: People keep telling me if you give a baby milk it’ll grow but I’ve poured 3 gallons of it on Jihoon and the only thing that grew was his anger.

[i-gotze-go]

Seventeen ?

Do you mean :

Dad ,goddess ,soft™ boy ,king of China , hamster ,Mariana’s trench ,Smol but deadly ,the sun ,walking bamboo pole ,Kermit the frog ,diva ,meme queen and angry baby

[captainoates-moved]

13Q&A

What would you want to be if you were born again? And why? S.Coups: CARAT. Because I want to stay with those who love me. Jeonghan: Myself (because I want to see my family). Joshua: Joshua! Joshua of Seventeen who is with CARAT’s and happy. I want to be born myself even if I am born again. Jun: Even if I am reborn, I want to be myself. I love myself now. Hoshi: Rather than being born again, I want to live this life the best, and give as much as I can. Wonwoo: A whale. I want to swim freely in the wide ocean. Woozi: Because I like myself now, I want to reborn as Lee Jihoon and Woozi. The8: Xu Minghao. Xu Minghao, The8, because life is short. Mingyu: Kim Mingyu! SEVENTEEN’s Mingyu! Mingyu is the best! Dokyeom: I like myself, as I am now. Seungkwan: Myself as I am presently, because I want to have more time with CARATs. Vernon: Ah, it’s a difficult question. I think that I am good now. Dino: I want to be reborn as Dino as I am now. But I want to be born earlier than my hyungs. Because I am the youngest in the group, I want to be born again and become a hyung to my hyungs. t/n: taken from Japan Carat Magazine vol.03~

[13caratdiamond]

...whale then, wonwoo

[tiny-memes]

*in the car with my friend and I play kpop*

Friend: Wait this isn’t English? 

Me:

[jisoodrinkssopretty]

Literally though 😂

[caratbyheart]

You might be interested? Found it in Seventeen Amino. I love Jeonghan’s and Wonwoo’s ear set.

[kristian-do]

[Seventeen x CECI] Performance team scans

[kristian-do]

[Seventeen x CECI] Hip hop team scans

[phreakish]

to everyone startled by the news of jonghyun

please remember jonghyun for what he is and not for what he did.

please remember him for the laughter and the smiles he brought forth.

please remember him for his musicality and his persistent hard work.

and please, please remember that he wouldn’t have wanted the same fate on you.

[kpopmentalhealthblog]

Okay but the tragedy that has happened today is a perfect example of why mental health needs to be talked about more in South Korea. I know many idols do/have talked about mental health but SK as a whole needs to be more open and comfortable talking about mental health because it can literally save so many lives. People seriously need to remember idols are human beings with feelings and problems just like the rest of us and need serious help sometimes. I really hope everyone becomes more open to talking about mental health really soon because it is just as important as physical health.

[just-soonyoung]

LoOk aT tHeM

[kristian-do]

YOU HEAR THAT MNET!?!!