The Tyrant

Gender-fluid (they/them), pansexual, demisexual. Rainbow hair. Dancer. Counselor. Original content is rare here, but I like things a lot and I have a lot of opinions. BE MY FRIEND

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[cargifs]

[loveamongthesailors]

legit excited to see this come around again

[wizardofgaysex]

my checking account is called my Lamborghini account and my savings is called my Hollywood hills account. when I have to go to the bank they see that shit. if they knew if was from this dumb fucking video I think they would execute me

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

The guy who made this YTP also worked on a very good game called Going Under in which one of the characters is called The Hauntrepreneur and

(Very good game, highly recommend)

[en-theos]

you realize you're in love with the man you're manipulating into marrying you right as he rides to his possible death at the head of an army to put down a rebellion. what do you say?

oh btw I'm in love with you

btw i accept the marriage proposal you sent me years ago that got you banished

I want to be queen of sounis

I will look forward to hearing of your future adventures.

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[the-expanse-fashion]

Chrisjen Avasarala, 1st Outfit, The Expanse, Season 4, Episode 10

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

[capstellium]

sorry i’m reblogging this again but this just makes me so fucking angry. this reminds me of those dudes running game of thrones who had virtually no experience and were allowed to just. treat a multimillion dollar franchise as their little fuck-around-and-learn-about-tv sandbox. why are white men with no credentials allowed to get away with this over and over again while the rest of us have to fight tooth and nail for literal crumbs. i fucking hate the entertainment industry

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Paul McCartney did a cover of a Talking Heads song so bad that David Burns covered an entire album of Paul McCartney’s music using only children’s toys as instruments. It was so good it ended up on the charts for actual months.

[movedtothelambytapess-deactivat]

ah yes david burns my favorite 5th member of talking heads

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The hidden member!

[laughingsquid]

Minneapolis Meteorologist Giddily Parades Across the Screen After Computer Glitch Multiplies Her Image

[jumpingjacktrash]

she’s having so much fun

[cherrystrawberrie]

I`m not gonna explain myself

[manga-and-stuff]

[incorrectqueensthiefquotes]

Princess Irene visiting the court of Eddis in winter with her father

Helen: Hey Irene! You wanna be in a snowball fight with us?

Irene: I’ve never actually been in a snowball fight.

Helen: Really?

Irene: I don’t even know the rules.

Irene: Is there like a point system, or is it to the death?

[cielsoleil]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SCOTTISH PARROT

IM LOSING IT OVER THIS

[abysswarlock]

I have never heard a parrot with a Scottish accent

[nicksknacks]

I'm not sure if any of my students will recognize The Spine, but I've been playing their music on the bus the last couple days and felt inspired

[jumpingjacktrash]

my brother sent me this in the family discord and i’m a little concerned about his garden plans this year

[jumpingjacktrash]

realtalk for a minute tho, the notes are depressing me

i’m sorry your family’s not like, discord trustworthy i guess? that sucks. i don’t wanna be a dick about it but seriously, that’s not everybody’s experience and it’s not normal and you deserve better.

oh my god go to jail

[legend-of-the-fandoms]

NOT ALL OF US LIVED HAPPY CHILDHOODS, JACK.

[jumpingjacktrash]

COME HERE AND GET THIS COCOA AND BLANKIE DAMMIT

[legend-of-the-fandoms]

Wait, for real? 🥺🥺😖

[thecollectibles]

Art by Alicea Oli

[tam--lin]

Absolutely delighted to learn that Bran Castle is a vaccination site and they’re really leaning into the whole “vampire” thing.

[newtonpermetersquare]

So that’s basically how it went down

[cloysterbell]

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

[enginaero]

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

[cloysterbell]

Good news:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[theconcealedweapon]

[adamndisgrace]

Also, a lot of the people in those jobs DIED. they can’t come back to work because the work conditions got them covid and now they are dead.

[roach-works]

also, for every person that died, several more survived but now have long haul covid and are disabled and literally can’t go back to the job that ruined their life in the first place, or any job, because their health is just gone now, and the current ‘unemployment pay’ that assholes keep complaining about is all that’s keeping them afloat.

[zenosanalytic]