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we're not kids anymore.
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they're trying to make an example out of Luigi Mangione and Briana Boston on a massive scale. the punishments are extreme and over the top. the humiliation, dehuminanization and slander is in full force. it's nowhere near how the justice system and the media treat suspects of far more heinous crimes. we've been told for decades that mass shooters who slaughter dozens of innocent people are just loners who struggle with mental health. the message is clear: the lives of regular people are expendable and the murderers who take those lives are deserving of compassion. the lives of billionaires are precious and holy, those who even SPEAK about deposing them are deserving of the full force of the law: they want to put Briana Boston in prison for 15 years. those who have the balls to do it get laid bare to the world and treated as subhuman: we know from other inmates that Luigi's living conditions are horrible, the police have released pictures of him where he's clearly urinated on himself in a sick effort to humiliate him. guilty or not he's a hero for even enduring that treatment.
Today’s Maid of the Day: French Maid Roomba from The Internet
I work at a movie theater.
And personally? To be in the tickets booth, and see young girls, teenagers, adult women, coming in to see Barbie,
the most highlighter pink outfits, some of them coming in with the dolls they’re dressed as, laughing to each other, cheering for each other,
to see the men they’re coming to see it with, dressed in pink, cheering them on, taking their pictures with smiles and cheers in the lobby at the photo op
touches something so deep in me
I can’t say any nuances of the movie that haven’t already been said, but like, fuck man, love is so deep and so kind and to be able to see glimpses of it from behind my little ticket desk makes me a little less nihilistic.
We gotta start taking "child having an absolute meltdown in public" not just as a circumstance to be compassionate about, but as the valuable opportunity it is.
I personally like to close my eyes and pretend I'm the one who's screaming.
Scream for us all, little nugget.
Every time a child screams or cries out of nowhere I intentionally say “me too” or “couldn’t have said it better myself” or something similar before the parent can try to apologize.
OUR MELTDOWN
when u turn off ur ds without saving ur progress on animal crossing
WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK
In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scott’s house. Why would she already be there if she didn’t have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.
tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.
Update: In The Santa Clause 2, the Easter Bunny says kids are 86% happier since Scott became Santa. 86%. Clearly, the last Santa was so terrible, the elves had to off him.
Also, according to The Santa Clause 2, Santa has to be married in order to remain Santa, which means that the previous Santa must have been married - but there’s no Mrs. Clause around when Scott gets to the North Pole. What happened to her?
And finally, I think this raises some pretty serious questions about Bernard’s sudden disappearance in between The Santa Clause 2 and 3. Just how badly did Curtis want to be Head Elf?
Just how many people have the elves murdered? Clearly those rosy cheeks and innocent, childlike faces are hiding some pretty dark secrets.
Oh my god
now this is the kind of Christmas post I want on my dash
The Santa Clause was just a Yuletide Julius Caesar.
Beware the Yules of December!
Yulius Caesar
I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals
they’re wHAT NOW
gals, theY’RE GALS
male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter
and what do Santa’s reindeer have?
ANTLERS
Now think about this - Rudolph has antlers, which means Rudolph is a girl.
In the Rankin Bass film Rudolph has an obvious romance with a reindeer named Clarice, who doesn’t have antlers but is obviously a girl. Right down to having a girl name. Which means Clarice is a transgirl and since transwomen ARE women, Clarice is a girl and Rudolph’s a girl and that means Rankin Bass made the first children’s film portraying a lesbian couple.
Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.
a whole ass fucking mood
Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?
Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you
“The mob leaked KH3″ is not a sentence I ever expected to read in my lifetime.
I’m making the Golden Girls episodes that I want to see.
PSA RE: AVOIDING KH3 LEAKS - AVOID THE WIKIS
apparently there’s already spoilers on the kh wiki! i cannot confirm or deny whether this is really happening bc i am trying to remain spoiler-free, and i don’t know if wiki mods are going to crack down or not. if you’re trying to stay away from spoilers avoid the wiki entirely until there’s confirmation that the spoilers are gone.
This isn’t true.
The entire KH community–individuals and organizations alike–are against the leaks and have put out measures to block and remove leaks and spoilers from this game. New posts from trusted sources in the KH community (KHInsider, KH13, KHWiki, /r/KingdomHearts, the X-Keepers, etc) are all currently being heavily moderated
