Jasleen

Not your basic Punjabi Kudi!

[vaari-javaan]

Wait...stop....STOP!!!!

LEMME GO HAVE A HEART ATTACK FIRST!!!!

[chai-ke-sath-parleg]

one time Jaskirat Hamza felt really homesick during the mission when he was married to Yalina. Yalina as a means to comfort him tried to cook some authentic punjabi food. It didn't turn out that great the saag tasted too bitter and the roti was kind of hard. Hamza didn't complain and ate it anyway his eyes burned with unshed tears.... it tasted just like the saag Jasleen made when she was learning to cook.

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Please...

[vaari-javaan]

Aalam bhai sidelined

Uzair and Pinda hitting on Sushant Bansal-??

YE GHAR MEIN CHAL KYA RAHA HAI JASSI-?!?!

@pinda-here

@sushant-bansal

@aalamdudhsoda

[jasleenkaurrangi]

My husband has got that cake on him 😋☝🏻

@pinda-here

[pallavi-sharma]

good movie, better company 🫶 @jaskirat-singh-rangi

[jasleenkaurrangi]

CUTEST.

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Pinda, more like

PIN me against DA wall 😋☝🏻

@pinda-here

[pinda-here]

I— ruko, main chetti ghar aunda aan😏😋

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Twanu kon bulaya?🤨👀

[pinda-here]

te main naa aavan??

i thought you wanted me to pin you against the wall🥺🥺

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Maine bola? Hmm... Shayad bola hoga...

Fir bhi ji, chhetti chhetti aa jao, bartan kon dhoyega?😰☝🏻

(fir aapka galat faayeda bhi toh uthana hai😋)

[pinda-here]

main sirf bartan dhone ke liye aan???

pyaar vyaar nahi kardi aye tu mere naal??😔😔😔😔

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Pyaar? Woh kya hota hai?

Menu ta mere bhai @jaskirat-singh-rangi ne ek free da majdoor diya tha, woh tu hai🤓☝🏻

[pinda-here]

oh. that's how it is.😃

theek aye fir... aaj se main koi kaam nahi karanga

bye.

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Aree? Naraaz ho gaye, jaaneya?🥹

Main ta mazaak kar rahi thi 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Sowwy

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Pinda, more like

PIN me against DA wall 😋☝🏻

@pinda-here

[pinda-here]

I— ruko, main chetti ghar aunda aan😏😋

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Twanu kon bulaya?🤨👀

[pinda-here]

te main naa aavan??

i thought you wanted me to pin you against the wall🥺🥺

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Maine bola? Hmm... Shayad bola hoga...

Fir bhi ji, chhetti chhetti aa jao, bartan kon dhoyega?😰☝🏻

(fir aapka galat faayeda bhi toh uthana hai😋)

[pinda-here]

main sirf bartan dhone ke liye aan???

pyaar vyaar nahi kardi aye tu mere naal??😔😔😔😔

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Pyaar? Woh kya hota hai?

Menu ta mere bhai @jaskirat-singh-rangi ne ek free da majdoor diya tha, woh tu hai🤓☝🏻

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Pinda, more like

PIN me against DA wall 😋☝🏻

@pinda-here

[pinda-here]

I— ruko, main chetti ghar aunda aan😏😋

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Twanu kon bulaya?🤨👀

[pinda-here]

te main naa aavan??

i thought you wanted me to pin you against the wall🥺🥺

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Maine bola? Hmm... Shayad bola hoga...

Fir bhi ji, chhetti chhetti aa jao, bartan kon dhoyega?😰☝🏻

(fir aapka galat faayeda bhi toh uthana hai😋)

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Pinda, more like

PIN me against DA wall 😋☝🏻

@pinda-here

[pinda-here]

I— ruko, main chetti ghar aunda aan😏😋

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Twanu kon bulaya?🤨👀

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Pinda, more like

PIN me against DA wall 😋☝🏻

@pinda-here

[pinda-here]

pinda ji aapki toh jassi ne fielding set krdi thi na fir aap yaha kaise?

khair jo bhi ho aapke stash mei se thoda kuch maal mil jata toh badi meherbaani hoti

twanu dikkat ae mere itthe hone se??😔😔😔 thik ae... chala javanga😔😔😔

*cue bgm accha chalta hu duaon mein yaad rakhna

maine drugs chadd diye ae... meri biwi @jasleenkaurrangi menu maardi ae isliye😃😃

lekin main twanu jugaad karke denda aan kujh☝🏻 (all my homies deserve to get high on saste nashe /s)

[mrgrungusthefrog]

@jasleenkaurrangi good job didi

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Thank you jeeee 🤭

[pinda-here]

lo ji, main vi ethe aa gaya hun😌

[mrgrungusthefrog]

shaadi krlo mujhse

[pinda-here]

shaadi shuda hu😃☝🏻

[mrgrungusthefrog]

koi nai aur ek toh chalegi na

[pinda-here]

aisa hua toh my wife will kill me🤧🤧

[mrgrungusthefrog]

arre unhe kon bata raha hai ji

/j

[pinda-here]

aise kaise dhokha de du apni biwi nu?😭😭

[jaskirat-singh-rangi]

@mrgrungusthefrog ji aap kyu meri behn ka ghar todna chahti hai?? 😠🤨

[pinda-here]

aree ohnu daanto mat... @mrgrungusthefrog ji vi vaddi cuteee ae!!!🤍

[jasleenkaurrangi]

@jaskirat-singh-rangi Main wapis ghar aa rahi aaan.

[pinda-here]

JASLEEN AISI GAL NA KAR MAIN MAR JAVANGA😭😭😭😭

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Mai hor Jassi Bhaiyya @jaskirat-singh-rangi baccha paal lenge akele.

[pinda-here]

main zeher khaa ke mar jau fir??

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Twadi marzi aye

[pinda-here]

lo ji, main vi ethe aa gaya hun😌

[mrgrungusthefrog]

shaadi krlo mujhse

[pinda-here]

shaadi shuda hu😃☝🏻

[mrgrungusthefrog]

koi nai aur ek toh chalegi na

[pinda-here]

aisa hua toh my wife will kill me🤧🤧

[mrgrungusthefrog]

arre unhe kon bata raha hai ji

/j

[pinda-here]

aise kaise dhokha de du apni biwi nu?😭😭

[jaskirat-singh-rangi]

@mrgrungusthefrog ji aap kyu meri behn ka ghar todna chahti hai?? 😠🤨

[pinda-here]

aree ohnu daanto mat... @mrgrungusthefrog ji vi vaddi cuteee ae!!!🤍

[jasleenkaurrangi]

@jaskirat-singh-rangi Main wapis ghar aa rahi aaan.

[pinda-here]

JASLEEN AISI GAL NA KAR MAIN MAR JAVANGA😭😭😭😭

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Mai hor Jassi Bhaiyya @jaskirat-singh-rangi baccha paal lenge akele.

[pinda-here]

lo ji, main vi ethe aa gaya hun😌

[mrgrungusthefrog]

shaadi krlo mujhse

[pinda-here]

shaadi shuda hu😃☝🏻

[mrgrungusthefrog]

koi nai aur ek toh chalegi na

[pinda-here]

aisa hua toh my wife will kill me🤧🤧

[mrgrungusthefrog]

arre unhe kon bata raha hai ji

/j

[pinda-here]

aise kaise dhokha de du apni biwi nu?😭😭

[jaskirat-singh-rangi]

@mrgrungusthefrog ji aap kyu meri behn ka ghar todna chahti hai?? 😠🤨

[pinda-here]

aree ohnu daanto mat... @mrgrungusthefrog ji vi vaddi cuteee ae!!!🤍

[jasleenkaurrangi]

@jaskirat-singh-rangi Main wapis ghar aa rahi aaan.

[pinda-here]

pinda ji aapki toh jassi ne fielding set krdi thi na fir aap yaha kaise?

khair jo bhi ho aapke stash mei se thoda kuch maal mil jata toh badi meherbaani hoti

twanu dikkat ae mere itthe hone se??😔😔😔 thik ae... chala javanga😔😔😔

*cue bgm accha chalta hu duaon mein yaad rakhna

maine drugs chadd diye ae... meri biwi @jasleenkaurrangi menu maardi ae isliye😃😃

lekin main twanu jugaad karke denda aan kujh☝🏻 (all my homies deserve to get high on saste nashe /s)

[jasleenkaurrangi]

HAWWWW KHOTTEYA, MAI TENU MAARDI AAN?? Mai ta inni sanskaari aaan, bilkul Vivaah di Poonam jaisi! Tu hi badha chadha ke bolda hai sab nu meri buraiyaan!

[pinda-here]

inna saara jhuth ek baar 'ch?? waah😃😃😃 accha chal theek hai nahi maardi ae tu mainu🤧🤧

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Aaaaho! Ab ki na sahi baaat tune, Jaaaneyaa *head pats*

[pinda-here]

pinda ji aapki toh jassi ne fielding set krdi thi na fir aap yaha kaise?

khair jo bhi ho aapke stash mei se thoda kuch maal mil jata toh badi meherbaani hoti

twanu dikkat ae mere itthe hone se??😔😔😔 thik ae... chala javanga😔😔😔

*cue bgm accha chalta hu duaon mein yaad rakhna

maine drugs chadd diye ae... meri biwi @jasleenkaurrangi menu maardi ae isliye😃😃

lekin main twanu jugaad karke denda aan kujh☝🏻 (all my homies deserve to get high on saste nashe /s)

[jasleenkaurrangi]

HAWWWW KHOTTEYA, MAI TENU MAARDI AAN?? Mai ta inni sanskaari aaan, bilkul Vivaah di Poonam jaisi! Tu hi badha chadha ke bolda hai sab nu meri buraiyaan!

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Sibling ice cream nightttt

@jaskirat-singh-rangi @harleenkaurrangi

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[yaririya]

dhurandhar text posts part 3

ft. the rangi siblings because im so happy there’s discussion about them now

do i even have to say it? they would definitely be doing this shit

jaskirat with jasleen: oh my goddd. i love you so much you are my life but oh my goddd

jaskirat with harleen: i may or may not have accidentally swallowed a dandelion

jaskirat being the the most annoying younger sibling in the entire cast is something i never knew i needed

(who’s gonna tell her)

jaskirat also being the most easily irritated older siblings ever

we back to our hamzair 😛😛

pushing the yalina-hamza besties propaganda every. single. day.

[jasleenkaurrangi]

Truest thing I've seen in a while @jaskirat-singh-rangi @harleenkaurrangi