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i think what ppl who don't like cats do not understand is a cat will scuffle with u even if it likes u. sometimes more. a cat biting you or kicking you isn't because they hate u its because they are little predator animals and they like to play. they're also 2 feet tall and don't have hands and their mouth is the only thing they can Get Stuff with and it's full of tiny razor teeth. not their fault!!

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chilewithcarnage

no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

kaijuno

ruinedchildhood

alivehouse

everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday

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butch-king-frankenstein

there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else

neurotypical-karen

Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

neurotypical-karen

You hate me for being virile and courageous enough to do things to plastic no other man can

thyfleshc0nsumed

When I was 9 I wrote "bra" in Scribblenauts and then put it on my character and played for a bit with it on and then the shame hit so I deleted my save and cried and prayed to Jesus apologizing for putting a bra on my Scribblenauts character

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