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thinking2-deactivated20171229

people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

whats your credit card number

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

ruby-white-rabbit

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

kyuubinu-deactivated20190226

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

kimpossibooty

Hey guys I’m about to be conducting a very important poll on Twitter and I’m going to need a lot of participation so maybe go ahead and give me a follow and keep an eye out it’s gonna be very important and very good

kimpossibooty

The events have begun! Come cast your votes!

kimcheehan

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Just found out moose can dive as deep as 20 feet (6m) for aquatic vegetation. Can you imagine like, being a diver, and you’re 20 feet underwater, it’s murky, and you run into a moose

A

MOOSE!!!!

gallusrostromegalus

This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

nyanbinyuri

valtsv

my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™

valtsv

ancientgreeksuggestions

If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine

classics-suggestion

No It Isn’t

subjuggulation

it is if your son isn’t an idiot

sixpenceee

The following is an X-ray of a sting ray.

funnypicsdept

camalilium

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

wlwbeauty-blog

Concept: you’ve been married to your wife for 3 years. You wake up in your bed before she does, your nose cold but your body warm. Careful not to wake her, you get out of bed and your toes curl when your feet hit the cold floor. You brew a pot of coffee and take a cup, making sure to leave enough for her. You pull on a big sweater and walk out onto your deck, sitting in a big wood chair to look out over the forest. The leaves are orange and edged with frost. All is quiet as the sun rises over the trees. You hear the door opening behind you and your wife sits down next to you, wrapping the comforter from your bed around both of you shoulders. You sit there like that until the sun is well up and your coffee cups are empty.

extrashenanigans-deactivated202

Oh my god. This is it. I want this so badly.

thefernhands

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

gamzeemakarahs

I have two. c:

notafraidofstopping876

Several. And I’m in college.

od0nme

I love stuffed animals and I always will with absolutely no shame

manda

have been with the same one since I was a baby. it’s just a head and a body now 2 seperate pieces but I still love her

sytycdinternational

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE USA SEASON 16 // Ashley Sanchez / 24 / Ballroom & All-Star Lex Ishimoto / 20 / Contemporary / «Lovely» by Billie Eilish and Khalid / Contemporary / Choreography by Jaci Royal / Top 20 Week