[urparty]

being in my 20s is like I understand more of my mother and less than i ever have. My childhood friends are strangers to me and there’s no one i know better. i want to drink wine. i never stopped wanting to climb trees. i know more than I’ve ever known before. I don’t know anything at all. i’m seven years old and sixteen and twenty nine and seventy. I can’t tell when i'm happy. I think the only thing that will make me happy is to be little again. i want to be really old. i go to the ocean and feel like nothing matters more than that. in my bedroom everything matters so much. I go to the grocery store every day. i know how to cook a lot of things but the only thing i know how to eat is fried eggs. I can take care of myself but i want to be taken care of. i want to go home and I don't know where that is. i think it may be somewhere inside of me but i’m not sure

[slowlikehoney1996]

sometimes a man will be like i never had a childhood/i lost all of my youth and then you’ll find out his mom still cooks for him and does his laundry and it’s like. you’re having a childhood right now

[deanwinchesterapologist]

you guys wouldnt believe the day im having alone in my room

[coldtake]

[funnytwittertweets]

[wretched8-deactivated20151105]

[awesomehoggirl]

Stumbles out of google docs covered in blood

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that at the Universeity of California, Berkeley, a worm and a fly collided at high speed in a laboratory at the University. The worm was traveling at approximately 1 meter per second and the fly was traveling at approximately 2 meters per second. The impact of the collision caused the fly to be knocked unconscious and the worm to be killed instantly.

[tropicalscream]

so they just give grants for any fuckin thing huh

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this one was important

[pistoletgauche]

The Golden Spiral by Hannsjörg Voth in Marha Plain, Morocco. Photo by Ingrid Amslinger

[greelin]

remembering so many people being like “well actually salt lamps don’t have any REAL benefits” as if having a pink glowing rock in the room is not a benefit. it helps me

[zegalba]

Issey Miyake by Irving Penn (1987)

[djpaulyd]

this comment was about creep by radiohead

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

dreaming of a world where heads and tummies don't hurt

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

swimming at the lake rules if you love cutting your feet on dirty oysters and smelling like rotten slime and you hate buoyancy

[iamnotyourbabe]

top posts that show someone has never been to the Great Lakes

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

I know its you, Department of Tourism. I’ll never visit your nasty lake

[velocitations]

[titkoks]

[mallodrama]

a film is a movie that i like