14th-time-unlucky

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[unorganisedalienrubbish]

*casually steals your credit card and gremlin runs away while evil giggling, thinking knowing im so sly and shneaky*

“HEY!!!”

* runs after you*

“Come back here with that you cheeky tadpole”

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i start evil giggling and run faster* NEEVEERRRR!!!!!!!! I NEED TO BUY MY KINGDOM MC DONALDS!!!!!!!

[deepspacealienrubbish]

(Your legs are so tiny it’s so easy to catch up so I make it a little game :>)

*out of breath gasping* “you’re- .. too.. fast…” *pant* “I can’t catch up!” *wheeze*

*collapses on the ground dramatically*

“Bested by my own son! I knew this day would come! Thwarted! Tricked! Humiliated!”

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i burst out giggling, climbing up with struggle and stand proud on your forehead, lifting up my fist*

I WINNSSSS!!! EEEEE!!!!

I shall capture you and you must order a feast of chimken nuggies for my entire kingdom!!!! *i almsot fall from giggling so much*

[deepspacealienrubbish]

I pick you up by your hoodie so you don’t fall, holding you in my palm

“How about this, I will get you chicken nuggies, and whatever you don’t eat, your little frog friends can have?”

“You can even come with me to get them, a little adventure hm?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*my eyes immeditely widen and sparkle and i do huge happy flappy hands* EEEEEE I WANT AN ADVENTURE!!!! YES PLEASE YES PLEASE!!!!

*i wiggle excitedly before gasping* OH!!!! But i need to get my stickies so i can show the cashier all of them!!!

[unorganisedalienrubbish]

*casually steals your credit card and gremlin runs away while evil giggling, thinking knowing im so sly and shneaky*

“HEY!!!”

* runs after you*

“Come back here with that you cheeky tadpole”

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i start evil giggling and run faster* NEEVEERRRR!!!!!!!! I NEED TO BUY MY KINGDOM MC DONALDS!!!!!!!

[deepspacealienrubbish]

(Your legs are so tiny it’s so easy to catch up so I make it a little game :>)

*out of breath gasping* “you’re- .. too.. fast…” *pant* “I can’t catch up!” *wheeze*

*collapses on the ground dramatically*

“Bested by my own son! I knew this day would come! Thwarted! Tricked! Humiliated!”

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i burst out giggling, climbing up with struggle and stand proud on your forehead, lifting up my fist*

I WINNSSSS!!! EEEEE!!!!

I shall capture you and you must order a feast of chimken nuggies for my entire kingdom!!!! *i almsot fall from giggling so much*

[unorganisedalienrubbish]

*casually steals your credit card and gremlin runs away while evil giggling, thinking knowing im so sly and shneaky*

“HEY!!!”

* runs after you*

“Come back here with that you cheeky tadpole”

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i start evil giggling and run faster* NEEVEERRRR!!!!!!!! I NEED TO BUY MY KINGDOM MC DONALDS!!!!!!!

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[badluck990]

You called me newbie for THE LONGEST time!

[14th-time-unlucky]

I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

[badluck990]

*I hit you with my bat*

Oh I don't I think it's funny. I just needed a distraction for ya.

[14th-time-unlucky]

GAGH- *my hands immediately fly up to my head, holding it as i try to wait for the world to stop spinning, the pain like lightning through my skull* fu-fuck… whatt the fuck was that for???

[badluck990]

I board too.

*i kick you in the gut*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i double over, letting out a half choked half whimpered sound* t-tough shit, go play a ga-game on your phone or sm-somthin…

[katsluck]

Nah this is more fun.

I should pry switch from the main to the poke...

There we go.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Wow, *i deadpan, rolling my eyes* look, id appreciate it if youd just leave me alone, i dont have time for this.

[badluck990]

Nah.

*I smack you in the head with the bat*

[14th-time-unlucky]

FUCK-

*i stumble back, hands clasping my head* DU-DUDE??? What the ffffuck…..

[katsluck]

Surprised you're still awake.

*I go for the knees*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*I collapse to the ground, clutching my knee with a whimper* f-f’ck…

[katsluck]

I really should have brought something other than the bat. This is getting boring.

*Hits you on the guy again*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i bite down hard on my hand, trying to hold in a cry*

Ye-yeah? Well maybe if you fu-fucking stopped, y’ wouldnt be bored….

[katsluck]

Nah that would make it worse.

But seriously how are you still awake?!

[14th-time-unlucky]

*smirks, my eyes glossed over as I look up at you, bloodied smirk* c’se I-im a strong mutha-fff-fffffuckaaaaa *i start giggling, mainy because of the concussion….*

[raging-water]

Hey. When are you gonna....What's going on?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i squint up at you, squinting as my vision spins* i… this fffff-f’ck’n biitch kee-keeps hitt’n me….

[katsluck]

*Storm looks you up and down unimpressed*

You want him? I'm board and I'll make up for me procrastinating

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i scoff* oh just fuck offff, my heads fucking killing me no thanks to you. *i glare hard at kat, clenching my fists tight*

[raging-water]

Hmm, I don't see why not. *She smiles water beginning to swirl around her*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i flinch back slightly, brows furrowing* the fucks happening?

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[badluck990]

You called me newbie for THE LONGEST time!

[14th-time-unlucky]

I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

[badluck990]

*I hit you with my bat*

Oh I don't I think it's funny. I just needed a distraction for ya.

[14th-time-unlucky]

GAGH- *my hands immediately fly up to my head, holding it as i try to wait for the world to stop spinning, the pain like lightning through my skull* fu-fuck… whatt the fuck was that for???

[badluck990]

I board too.

*i kick you in the gut*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i double over, letting out a half choked half whimpered sound* t-tough shit, go play a ga-game on your phone or sm-somthin…

[katsluck]

Nah this is more fun.

I should pry switch from the main to the poke...

There we go.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Wow, *i deadpan, rolling my eyes* look, id appreciate it if youd just leave me alone, i dont have time for this.

[badluck990]

Nah.

*I smack you in the head with the bat*

[14th-time-unlucky]

FUCK-

*i stumble back, hands clasping my head* DU-DUDE??? What the ffffuck…..

[katsluck]

Surprised you're still awake.

*I go for the knees*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*I collapse to the ground, clutching my knee with a whimper* f-f’ck…

[katsluck]

I really should have brought something other than the bat. This is getting boring.

*Hits you on the guy again*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i bite down hard on my hand, trying to hold in a cry*

Ye-yeah? Well maybe if you fu-fucking stopped, y’ wouldnt be bored….

[katsluck]

Nah that would make it worse.

But seriously how are you still awake?!

[14th-time-unlucky]

*smirks, my eyes glossed over as I look up at you, bloodied smirk* c’se I-im a strong mutha-fff-fffffuckaaaaa *i start giggling, mainy because of the concussion….*

[raging-water]

Hey. When are you gonna....What's going on?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i squint up at you, squinting as my vision spins* i… this fffff-f’ck’n biitch kee-keeps hitt’n me….

[katsluck]

*Storm looks you up and down unimpressed*

You want him? I'm board and I'll make up for me procrastinating

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i scoff* oh just fuck offff, my heads fucking killing me no thanks to you. *i glare hard at kat, clenching my fists tight*

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[badluck990]

You called me newbie for THE LONGEST time!

[14th-time-unlucky]

I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

[badluck990]

*I hit you with my bat*

Oh I don't I think it's funny. I just needed a distraction for ya.

[14th-time-unlucky]

GAGH- *my hands immediately fly up to my head, holding it as i try to wait for the world to stop spinning, the pain like lightning through my skull* fu-fuck… whatt the fuck was that for???

[badluck990]

I board too.

*i kick you in the gut*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i double over, letting out a half choked half whimpered sound* t-tough shit, go play a ga-game on your phone or sm-somthin…

[katsluck]

Nah this is more fun.

I should pry switch from the main to the poke...

There we go.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Wow, *i deadpan, rolling my eyes* look, id appreciate it if youd just leave me alone, i dont have time for this.

[badluck990]

Nah.

*I smack you in the head with the bat*

[14th-time-unlucky]

FUCK-

*i stumble back, hands clasping my head* DU-DUDE??? What the ffffuck…..

[katsluck]

Surprised you're still awake.

*I go for the knees*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*I collapse to the ground, clutching my knee with a whimper* f-f’ck…

[katsluck]

I really should have brought something other than the bat. This is getting boring.

*Hits you on the guy again*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i bite down hard on my hand, trying to hold in a cry*

Ye-yeah? Well maybe if you fu-fucking stopped, y’ wouldnt be bored….

[katsluck]

Nah that would make it worse.

But seriously how are you still awake?!

[14th-time-unlucky]

*smirks, my eyes glossed over as I look up at you, bloodied smirk* c’se I-im a strong mutha-fff-fffffuckaaaaa *i start giggling, mainy because of the concussion….*

[raging-water]

Hey. When are you gonna....What's going on?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i squint up at you, squinting as my vision spins* i… this fffff-f’ck’n biitch kee-keeps hitt’n me….

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[badluck990]

You called me newbie for THE LONGEST time!

[14th-time-unlucky]

I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

[badluck990]

*I hit you with my bat*

Oh I don't I think it's funny. I just needed a distraction for ya.

[14th-time-unlucky]

GAGH- *my hands immediately fly up to my head, holding it as i try to wait for the world to stop spinning, the pain like lightning through my skull* fu-fuck… whatt the fuck was that for???

[badluck990]

I board too.

*i kick you in the gut*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i double over, letting out a half choked half whimpered sound* t-tough shit, go play a ga-game on your phone or sm-somthin…

[katsluck]

Nah this is more fun.

I should pry switch from the main to the poke...

There we go.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Wow, *i deadpan, rolling my eyes* look, id appreciate it if youd just leave me alone, i dont have time for this.

[badluck990]

Nah.

*I smack you in the head with the bat*

[14th-time-unlucky]

FUCK-

*i stumble back, hands clasping my head* DU-DUDE??? What the ffffuck…..

[katsluck]

Surprised you're still awake.

*I go for the knees*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*I collapse to the ground, clutching my knee with a whimper* f-f’ck…

[katsluck]

I really should have brought something other than the bat. This is getting boring.

*Hits you on the guy again*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i bite down hard on my hand, trying to hold in a cry*

Ye-yeah? Well maybe if you fu-fucking stopped, y’ wouldnt be bored….

[katsluck]

Nah that would make it worse.

But seriously how are you still awake?!

[14th-time-unlucky]

*smirks, my eyes glossed over as I look up at you, bloodied smirk* c’se I-im a strong mutha-fff-fffffuckaaaaa *i start giggling, mainy because of the concussion….*

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[badluck990]

You called me newbie for THE LONGEST time!

[14th-time-unlucky]

I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

[badluck990]

*I hit you with my bat*

Oh I don't I think it's funny. I just needed a distraction for ya.

[14th-time-unlucky]

GAGH- *my hands immediately fly up to my head, holding it as i try to wait for the world to stop spinning, the pain like lightning through my skull* fu-fuck… whatt the fuck was that for???

[badluck990]

I board too.

*i kick you in the gut*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i double over, letting out a half choked half whimpered sound* t-tough shit, go play a ga-game on your phone or sm-somthin…

[katsluck]

Nah this is more fun.

I should pry switch from the main to the poke...

There we go.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Wow, *i deadpan, rolling my eyes* look, id appreciate it if youd just leave me alone, i dont have time for this.

[badluck990]

Nah.

*I smack you in the head with the bat*

[14th-time-unlucky]

FUCK-

*i stumble back, hands clasping my head* DU-DUDE??? What the ffffuck…..

[katsluck]

Surprised you're still awake.

*I go for the knees*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*I collapse to the ground, clutching my knee with a whimper* f-f’ck…

[katsluck]

I really should have brought something other than the bat. This is getting boring.

*Hits you on the guy again*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i bite down hard on my hand, trying to hold in a cry*

Ye-yeah? Well maybe if you fu-fucking stopped, y’ wouldnt be bored….

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[badluck990]

You called me newbie for THE LONGEST time!

[14th-time-unlucky]

I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

[badluck990]

*I hit you with my bat*

Oh I don't I think it's funny. I just needed a distraction for ya.

[14th-time-unlucky]

GAGH- *my hands immediately fly up to my head, holding it as i try to wait for the world to stop spinning, the pain like lightning through my skull* fu-fuck… whatt the fuck was that for???

[badluck990]

I board too.

*i kick you in the gut*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i double over, letting out a half choked half whimpered sound* t-tough shit, go play a ga-game on your phone or sm-somthin…

[katsluck]

Nah this is more fun.

I should pry switch from the main to the poke...

There we go.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Wow, *i deadpan, rolling my eyes* look, id appreciate it if youd just leave me alone, i dont have time for this.

[badluck990]

Nah.

*I smack you in the head with the bat*

[14th-time-unlucky]

FUCK-

*i stumble back, hands clasping my head* DU-DUDE??? What the ffffuck…..

[katsluck]

Surprised you're still awake.

*I go for the knees*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*I collapse to the ground, clutching my knee with a whimper* f-f’ck…

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[badluck990]

You called me newbie for THE LONGEST time!

[14th-time-unlucky]

I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

[badluck990]

*I hit you with my bat*

Oh I don't I think it's funny. I just needed a distraction for ya.

[14th-time-unlucky]

GAGH- *my hands immediately fly up to my head, holding it as i try to wait for the world to stop spinning, the pain like lightning through my skull* fu-fuck… whatt the fuck was that for???

[badluck990]

I board too.

*i kick you in the gut*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i double over, letting out a half choked half whimpered sound* t-tough shit, go play a ga-game on your phone or sm-somthin…

[katsluck]

Nah this is more fun.

I should pry switch from the main to the poke...

There we go.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Wow, *i deadpan, rolling my eyes* look, id appreciate it if youd just leave me alone, i dont have time for this.

[badluck990]

Nah.

*I smack you in the head with the bat*

[14th-time-unlucky]

FUCK-

*i stumble back, hands clasping my head* DU-DUDE??? What the ffffuck…..

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[badluck990]

You called me newbie for THE LONGEST time!

[14th-time-unlucky]

I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

[badluck990]

*I hit you with my bat*

Oh I don't I think it's funny. I just needed a distraction for ya.

[14th-time-unlucky]

GAGH- *my hands immediately fly up to my head, holding it as i try to wait for the world to stop spinning, the pain like lightning through my skull* fu-fuck… whatt the fuck was that for???

[badluck990]

I board too.

*i kick you in the gut*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i double over, letting out a half choked half whimpered sound* t-tough shit, go play a ga-game on your phone or sm-somthin…

[katsluck]

Nah this is more fun.

I should pry switch from the main to the poke...

There we go.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Wow, *i deadpan, rolling my eyes* look, id appreciate it if youd just leave me alone, i dont have time for this.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[badluck990]

You called me newbie for THE LONGEST time!

[14th-time-unlucky]

I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

[badluck990]

*I hit you with my bat*

Oh I don't I think it's funny. I just needed a distraction for ya.

[14th-time-unlucky]

GAGH- *my hands immediately fly up to my head, holding it as i try to wait for the world to stop spinning, the pain like lightning through my skull* fu-fuck… whatt the fuck was that for???

[badluck990]

I board too.

*i kick you in the gut*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i double over, letting out a half choked half whimpered sound* t-tough shit, go play a ga-game on your phone or sm-somthin…

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[badluck990]

You called me newbie for THE LONGEST time!

[14th-time-unlucky]

I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

[badluck990]

*I hit you with my bat*

Oh I don't I think it's funny. I just needed a distraction for ya.

[14th-time-unlucky]

GAGH- *my hands immediately fly up to my head, holding it as i try to wait for the world to stop spinning, the pain like lightning through my skull* fu-fuck… whatt the fuck was that for???

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[badluck990]

You called me newbie for THE LONGEST time!

[14th-time-unlucky]

I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?