[solarisii]

Life in Hell (1977-2012) Matt Groening

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[rickinmar]

….recipe from Stephen Sondheims mom…

[godlessondheimite]

this explains everything about him 

one part this:

:ten parts this:

[godlessondheimite]

if i get 5000 upvotes i will make this monstrous dish

[uncahier]

[hecatesbroom]

Christopher Strong (1933) dir. dorothy arzner

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[kaelio]

it is not the fault of the tsar, it is his bad burgyars

[kerizaret]

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

[catasters]

[yesornopolls]

Did your head-hair get noticeably darker during puberty?

Did your head-hair get noticeably darker during puberty?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 15

[harsh-noise]

[helenish]

if you approach it with an open mind, almost anything (work meetings; decluttering your basement; emails you’re being a big baby about for no reason) can be a type of predicament bondage and thus fun and sexy.

[ozempicofficial]

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

absolutely amazing email i got today

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[bendingsignpost]

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

[starfleetintelligence]

feel like im the only person in the world that doesn't want garak to end up being an ambassador or castellean. let him have like a whimsical little tailor shop on cardassia or maybe a job as a low level public servant. bro has done ENOUGH. it's time for him to have a painfully normal happy life with julian and their babies. he deserves to just be content

[edderkopper]

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

[blackbearmagic]

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

[arachnospooky]

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[spelldealer]

*presses a button and everything stays the same except now stranger things ended after one season in 2016 and is remembered fondly as a great miniseries and nothing more*