Just trying to live my best life

Hi, I'm Storming Water - Call me Storm - I'm just looking for some Mortal friends. 💙 (Character Blog Ran by @badluck990)

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Alex Hirsch you will always be a legend to me

[nyancrimew]

nuke deniers? that's baby shit compared to the guy who believes nukes are real but cant explode because god would prevent them from going off if used

[nyancrimew]

oh yeah a lot of the nuke conspiracy people explain away hiroshima and nagasaki by saying those were "atomic bombs" which are real, as opposed to "nuclear bombs" which make no sense

[raging-water]

Mortals confuse me

[paintbrushfrog]

Art Fight attack #9 for my friend @badluck990 of her OC Storm!

[raging-water]

Oh it's me.

[ominous-signs]

absolutely encouraging start to the osha training

[people-eating-ladders]

eating them is not on the list

[ominous-signs]

fascinated by your blog

[raging-water]

Is that...normal for mortals?

[raging-water]

So...I don't post a lot.

Let's fix that. I made this blog to learn about mortals and the mortal realm.

So uh...mortals. what are some things that you feel are important to know about your species?

[badluck990]

*they fall a small bit fairly stunned and more flustered

*they're currently around 6 1/2 inches tall and slightly too tall to go into your jar without constantly bonking their head

.....Well fuck.

I didn't plan for a plan B...

And it's pry not safe to get beamed twice.

Now what?

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

*the other option is to just pick them up while their still dazed but be careful they were right when they said it wouldn't do wonders to their durability

[badluck990]

I gently move them into the jar leaving the lid behind and try to find something they can fit in considering letting them live in the actual dollhouse if I can get the attic horrors to let go of it for a little while

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

*squirms a little bit before being placed in the jar*

i was expecting something like this eventually but not so soon and definitely not this

[badluck990]

Sorry I know its not a lot of space, I was planning for smaller...um come on luck think think

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

*sits down and trys to get an actual look at you*

your very blurry from here

[badluck990]

Heh yeah.....

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

but i can hear you just fine !

*hushed*maybe a bit too well actually

[badluck990]

Would you perfer i also talk quieter?

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

yes but im not actually speaking quieter then usual

*absent mindedly rubs my ear this makes everything slightly louder unfortunately*

[badluck990]

Right sorry.

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

it makes sense i sound quieter at this size

not a lot of air in this ya know

*points at my chest*

[badluck990]

Yeah that's fair...okay my only idea since the jar isnt working (and after I spent all that time padding it) im gonna see if I can get the attic horror to let me have the dollhouse for a bit.

Would it be alright if I left you in the care of a sideblog

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

yeah

hopefully itll only be a bit

[badluck990]

Alright cover your ears i have to be loud or their ignore me.

Attention all sideblogs.

Come watch my friend.

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

*covers my ears but still winces visibly*

[raging-water]

I could~

[badluck990]

No.

[raging-water]

Why not?!

[badluck990]

*they fall a small bit fairly stunned and more flustered

*they're currently around 6 1/2 inches tall and slightly too tall to go into your jar without constantly bonking their head

.....Well fuck.

I didn't plan for a plan B...

And it's pry not safe to get beamed twice.

Now what?

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

*the other option is to just pick them up while their still dazed but be careful they were right when they said it wouldn't do wonders to their durability

[badluck990]

I gently move them into the jar leaving the lid behind and try to find something they can fit in considering letting them live in the actual dollhouse if I can get the attic horrors to let go of it for a little while

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

*squirms a little bit before being placed in the jar*

i was expecting something like this eventually but not so soon and definitely not this

[badluck990]

Sorry I know its not a lot of space, I was planning for smaller...um come on luck think think

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

*sits down and trys to get an actual look at you*

your very blurry from here

[badluck990]

Heh yeah.....

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

but i can hear you just fine !

*hushed*maybe a bit too well actually

[badluck990]

Would you perfer i also talk quieter?

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

yes but im not actually speaking quieter then usual

*absent mindedly rubs my ear this makes everything slightly louder unfortunately*

[badluck990]

Right sorry.

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

it makes sense i sound quieter at this size

not a lot of air in this ya know

*points at my chest*

[badluck990]

Yeah that's fair...okay my only idea since the jar isnt working (and after I spent all that time padding it) im gonna see if I can get the attic horror to let me have the dollhouse for a bit.

Would it be alright if I left you in the care of a sideblog

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

yeah

hopefully itll only be a bit

[badluck990]

Alright cover your ears i have to be loud or their ignore me.

Attention all sideblogs.

Come watch my friend.

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

*covers my ears but still winces visibly*

[raging-water]

I could~

[bd-doughnut-boi]

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

[nickbutnodick]

nixmvutbiduck

[theamccafrey-deactivated2024071]

megmcmef

slay

[anne-is--okay]

anne-is-okay OMG i can’t type usually this is nce

[benreyblogs]

benreyogs

fuck

[ru5t1npeac3]

Rustinpeace

Holy shit dawg…. :0

[dazzydis-deactivated20260514]

awokenbyftrams SO CLOSE 💥💥💥

[you-need-not-apply]

You need not apply

I’ve been able to type with my eyes closed since I was.. I don’t fucking know but I use to do it on a whatever the fuck the old clacky keyboards were called

[johnsonofdonut]

Johnsonofsunhf

That just devolved

[pivtory-hodyny-do-zenitu]

Sine*dine*inqnis

OK that could have been worse…..

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

yse icostxo ofifal

[ur-localcreature2023]

Lung-sofn3035

I got the first word-

[3amclothesmonster]

3amclothesmonster

Get recked

[anonymouscringe]

anonymous crinhe

YOOOO WTF!!!!!?!??! IM SO GOOD!!??!?!?!?

[dobry-slimak]

do bry-slmiak

almost

[littlebookworm69]

littlebooksorm79

Close enough

[asoulsreverie]

Asoulsrevdrje

It’s almost right

[silly-demon]

silly=dejih

[the-disemvoweler]

the/disemvowrl4r

I mean close enough

[singular-ghost-sound]

Singular_ghostsound

Shit. Nice!

(Laughs is auto correct working in my dyslexic favor for once)

[redwhiteblackandgreen-slenderman]

greenSlendermqn

I got close

[slenderdawg]

Slenderdawg

((Holy shit I actually typed it perfectly IM POWERFUL IM GOING TO DO IT AGAINn))

Sepnderdaeh

((Oh))

Slender dawg

Spender dawg

Slender sawg

[bitchless-slenderman]

But hlessskenderman

[dollar-general-vo-ov]

dipppar-geeerap-un9tt8al

:]

[deactivated-blog]

officialQRedex

….not that bad…

[official-opera-gx]

official-opera-gx

i’m talented

[operagxreal]

operaatzreap

uhmmmmm…..??????

[incognito-mode-official]

Jbxjisbif-khduzk-odiican

Fuck.

[officially-mcdonalds]

officially=mcdonalds dang so McClose yet so McFar

[myorgansaremelting]

myorgansaremelting

oh wow i got it :3

[thewill0wtree]

Glordiosk vrhkm

[artistic-scribbles-deactivated2]

artistic_scribbles

fucked up the dash but got it perfect otherwise :3

[puddledskittlez]

imaecho

mine is sadly very easy

[infinityforstardust]

ashwuthaoen

eh close enough 🫡

[arthur-murphy-writes]

i am not doing the dashes but

plutomirphyweites

ok not bad

[badluck990]

Not having any symbols makes this easier

Badlcukoo0

Well. It’s not horrible.

[darkstarbucks]

Dakrstarvucks

We are very close.

[fireiscold]

Fureiscole

Damn.

[raging-water]

Raginf,Raging,

I forgot to check where the dash was before I began typing...

[caretaleandotherstuff]

Hello, I am Storm, Daemon of water. I am looking to learn more about the mortal world and was hoping you could be of assistance. Thank you for your time.

@raging-water

*Aphmau flashbacks*

Yeah sure! What do you specifically need help with?

.... Care you're an idiot.

Can we go one day without you making a comment

Lol no

[raging-water]

Anything you can tell me about mortals would be helpful.

But if I may ask who is the orange voice? And why are they rude to you?

[badluck990]

That. Is. It!!

I'm officially declaring the first ever

MEETING OF THE SIDEBLOGS

Try to get out of it and I will remove you from existence. No excuses allowed.

Let's take rollcall. @katsluck ?

[darkstarbucks]

Well she's been....strange for the last....while. So I believe it best to leave thou alone. But I'm here and I did in fact bring drinks.

@fireiscold are you here?

[fireiscold]

Can I just ask q question real quick.

Why are we doing this? And why at 5:42am.

Don't you need sleep?

[badluck990]

Save all questions till the end of the meeting.

@raging-water ?

[raging-water]

Present and accounted for! And @bloodyheart0 / Lynn is here no?

[raging-water]

I take it this is some sort of mortal thing? Well I boop you all back 😊

[tag-that-oc]

Tag the oc who would be a twitch streamer

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to a concert but the artist got injured so they replaced them with a lookalike that had no makeup on, was wearing PJs, messed up hair and sounded nothing like the artist themselves.

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[eepy-soublades]

I got sour strips. Will update Monday.

[knowable-entity]

RIP beloved mutual spades

O7

[eepy-soublades]

I'm still alive but I have to wait til Monday to try lol

[eepy-soublades]

idc if it makes me vomit i'm too curious about the taste lol

[eepy-soublades]

planning on using the sourest mountain dew flavor i can find at my local convenience store

[wildest-of-cards]

Um...Hi? I've been on a lot of missions but this is a new one.

[fireiscold]

Oh hey a new one! @badluck990

[badluck990]

What the heck do you want Bl- how the f*ck are you here?!

[wildest-of-cards]

Have we met?

[raging-water]

...Does she not realize...who you are???

[14th-time-unlucky]

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

[badluck990]

.....A gift.

I pull it out.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Oh!!! awee tahts cute

[badluck990]

You know what I still find funny?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

[badluck990]

You called me newbie for THE LONGEST time!

[14th-time-unlucky]

I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

[badluck990]

*I hit you with my bat*

Oh I don't I think it's funny. I just needed a distraction for ya.

[14th-time-unlucky]

GAGH- *my hands immediately fly up to my head, holding it as i try to wait for the world to stop spinning, the pain like lightning through my skull* fu-fuck… whatt the fuck was that for???

[badluck990]

I board too.

*i kick you in the gut*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i double over, letting out a half choked half whimpered sound* t-tough shit, go play a ga-game on your phone or sm-somthin…

[katsluck]

Nah this is more fun.

I should pry switch from the main to the poke...

There we go.

[14th-time-unlucky]

Wow, *i deadpan, rolling my eyes* look, id appreciate it if youd just leave me alone, i dont have time for this.

[badluck990]

Nah.

*I smack you in the head with the bat*

[14th-time-unlucky]

FUCK-

*i stumble back, hands clasping my head* DU-DUDE??? What the ffffuck…..

[katsluck]

Surprised you're still awake.

*I go for the knees*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*I collapse to the ground, clutching my knee with a whimper* f-f’ck…

[katsluck]

I really should have brought something other than the bat. This is getting boring.

*Hits you on the guy again*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i bite down hard on my hand, trying to hold in a cry*

Ye-yeah? Well maybe if you fu-fucking stopped, y’ wouldnt be bored….

[katsluck]

Nah that would make it worse.

But seriously how are you still awake?!

[14th-time-unlucky]

*smirks, my eyes glossed over as I look up at you, bloodied smirk* c’se I-im a strong mutha-fff-fffffuckaaaaa *i start giggling, mainy because of the concussion….*

[raging-water]

Hey. When are you gonna....What's going on?

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i squint up at you, squinting as my vision spins* i… this fffff-f’ck’n biitch kee-keeps hitt’n me….

[katsluck]

*Storm looks you up and down unimpressed*

You want him? I'm board and I'll make up for me procrastinating

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i scoff* oh just fuck offff, my heads fucking killing me no thanks to you. *i glare hard at kat, clenching my fists tight*

[raging-water]

Hmm, I don't see why not. *She smiles water beginning to swirl around her*

[14th-time-unlucky]

*i flinch back slightly, brows furrowing* the fucks happening?

[raging-water]

Quiet mortal. *She drags you back to the warehouse she made her home*

[raging-water]

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