Edited from: The Fight To End it All… - Past Life - Ep.4 [34:36] (Scott) :: Last Life: Episode 7 - BETRAYED [31:43] (Grian) :: Ore Snatcher BACK? - Hermitcraft Season 10 VOD Stream [1:16:57] (Scar VOD)
Transcript ↓
Past Life Ep4
Scar: They built him [Etho] a bedroom, they’re trying to steal him from us.
Scott: I know they’re trying to steal Etho from us.
Bdubs: [Scoffs] Listen, as long as I’m alive, we’re safe ‘kay. He’ll be loyal to me.
Scar: Okay, alright.
Scott: Are you su- okay.
Bdubs: Positive.
Last Life Ep7
Grian: Bdubs, Etho has no loyalty to you. He’s just immediately teamed up with the next guy that’s come along.
Tango: Yeah. He’s a survivor, man. That’s all he does, is survive.
Grian: Yep, yep.
Bdubs: … He loves me.
Grian: If he loved you why didn’t he give you a life, huh?
Joel: He doesn’t, Bdubs.
Tango: Go- go say hello to him, see what happens yeah.
Grian: It’s over.
Bdubs: …
Bdubs: He cares! --
Grian: Uhuh, you’re the only-
Bdubs: -- He does!
Grian: You’re the only one left in BEST in what I see.
Scar HC10 Stream VOD
Cleo: Who’s third wheeling with you again? I can’t remember.
Etho: (Laughs) Um…
Cleo: Genuinely can’t remember. I know it’s you and Bdubs, and Tango? Tango, Tango.
Etho: Why- why is Tango the third wheel? Why isn’t Bdubs the third wheel?
Cleo: Because it’s you and Bdubs! I’m sorry, I understand how that relationship goes.
Etho: Hmm…
Etho Minecraft wisdom collection from Ep1 of Past Life. [7min]
It's Etho's (LP) World and they're just living in it. He did 101 episodes in beta Minecraft, his name is not Etho's LAB for no reason.
I can't imagine how happy he is that people are coming to him to learn about Minecraft just like when he first started, how nostalgic it must be, how proud he feels of how far he and everyone else has come. He is the OG and everyone knows it.
Edited from: Past Life #1 - History Repeats (Etho) :: A BLAST From the PAST! - Past Life - Ep.1 (Scott) :: 4 Dudes Chilling In A HOT Tub! - Past Life: episode 1 (Scar) :: Time to Flex Our GLUTES! - PastLife #1 (Tango) :: The Goodest Gluten Guys! | Past Life Episode 1 (Impulse)
Transcript below ↓
Clip 1: Etho’s Intro [0:00]
Etho: I love it, you punch the sheeps and they drop their wool. No drag-dropping.
Joel: Yeah I hate that.
Etho: Well you know what they say, they say history has a way of repeating itself guys, and we are back in the past. In Past Life.
Joel: Has your intro changed since then?
Etho: Eh it’s pretty much the same! Um... It’s a- it’s a good intro though! Good intro…
Skizz: Same old Etho, man!
Joel: Yeah…
Etho: It- It’s like my name falling down and it goes [sound of ETHO SLAB falling]
Clip 2: Creeper mechanics [0:30]
Skizz: Alright alright alright
Etho: They [Creepers] have different, uh… pathfinding though did you notice that they like curve to the left when you fight them? Yeah.
Joel: Yeah. Awful. Scary.
Etho: [laughing] I’m loving it! They can jump and everything in this version I- I’m pretty sure.
Joel: Yeah ):
Clip 3: Mob respawning [0:42]
Etho: I think we’re good.
(Jimmy: Yeah true.)
Scott: True. Also I realise with the- the kind of gimmick we’re doing for this time, it doesn’t actually matter if animals die because we reset the world every week. So-
Etho: No they respawn, like the respawning is totally different. They just keep popping into existence.
Scott: Ohh! So that’s wh– Oh that’s why there were so many pigs.
Etho: Yeah so just – if you see ‘em, you kill ‘em.
Scott: Niiice.
Etho: You can’t breed them either.
Scott: It’s gonna make it harder to like have a monopoly on things because… like, new worlds will respawn each week, which kinda make it so that you can’t keep a monopoly.
Etho: Right right.
Clip 4: Armor strength [1:13]
Etho: So the thing about this version. The armor works different.
Scott: Okay…
Etho: So it’s like really good at first and then it gets weaker and weaker as the durability drops.
Scott: Ohh!
Etho: So you almost don’t even wanna waste your iron on the armor [laughs] -
Scott: Okay
Etho: - cause leather can be better than iron in this version. It’s weird.
Scott: Oh what the- I’m glad I only need to learn these weird things for like a week.
Etho: Iron tools are definitely worth it I think.
Scott: Apparently Joel, I didn’t realise iron armour doesn’t work the same way it used to, Etho was telling me.
Etho: As it takes durability damage, it provides less effect –
Joel: What!↑↑
Scott: Yah!
Etho: - so after a few hits, it’s like pretty much trash [laughs] and then leather armor can be better than iron. Like at full strength.
Clip 5: Combat tactics [1:51]
Scott: I’m gonna- I’m not gonna get in the way of that cause Jimmy’s the only damage I’ve taken so far when he hit me.
Etho: So the way you play this version of Minecraft, you don’t actually fight the mobs, you block ‘em and then kill them-
Scott: Okay. See I feel like-
Etho: -like if you try to fight them head on, you’re gonna take damage.
Clip 6: Gravel pillar [2:06]
Etho: So what you do is you put down a torch – I’m gonna go up and then once I’m at the top you break the torch and you use the gravel to get up yourself.
Scott: Ohh :O
Martyn: This guy… he knows all the tricks!
Cleo: Oh the strats, the strats!
Clip 7: One-thick water [2:17]
Bdubs: What a joke!
Etho: Were you skinny dipping? What was this?
Joel: Wait what?
Bdubs: It doesn’t break fall damage!
(Skizz: That hurt!)
(Joel: What!?)
Scott: Wait water doesn’t break fall damage?
Bdubs: We took a full bl- you know what, don’t tell him, don’t tell him. Go ahead!
Etho: It does, no it does.
Bdubs: Go somebody- oh yeah? Okay try it, try it Etho.
Etho: …Just when it’s one thick sometimes it doesn’t.
Scott: Oh so it’s got to be like two-deep.
Etho: Hehehehe
Bdubs: [grumbling] Yeah that’s what it was, that’s what it was.
Skizz: Ohhh it’s only one-high, huh gotcha.
Clip 8: Water Trap [2:37]
Etho: There was an old glitch where you could get trapped in water.
Tango: I knew- I knew- I knew it would be Etho that would be like, “Back in 2004…”
All: [laughing]
Bdubs: It sounds just like him!
Tango: Yeah yeah!
Etho: If the water is facing east, you get trapped.
Clip 9: Water tower [2:51]
Etho: We- we gotta play with boats everybody, we gotta go up a big water tower.
Scar: Wait why? Tell us about the boats.
(Tango: Oh... Boats…)
(Bdubs: Wait let’s just follow- let’s follow Etho! [laughing])
Joel: Alright, tell us about the boats old man- I mean Etho!
Bdubs: Yeah! Yeah!
Etho: Gather round everybody, gather round.
Bdubs: Alright here we go.
Etho: Who’s got sand who’s got gravel, I need that. We’re gonna have some fun.
Etho: Okay somebody make boats and we’re gonna go up into the sky.
(Tango: Uhuh)
Bdubs: Make your own boats! I’m not a charity!
Tango: I ain’t got time for this!
Etho: I thought you wanted to have some fun! What is this!?
(Bdubs: Okay alright I’ll make some boats.)
Scar: I’ll make him a boat! Jeez guys c’mon-
Etho: Bunch of grouches!
(Scott: You all hate fun.)
(Joel: I’ve made a boat.)
Scar: -this is- this is his finest moment right now.
Etho: ‘kay I’m gonna make a water column and you guys come up it when it’s done okay?
Scar: Wooo!
Scott: Okay~
Jimmy: Are we all going up?
Scott: Yeah
Etho: Woaaaa- Ooh….
(Jimmy: Oh!)
Scott: You want us to go up Etho?
Etho: Yeah yeah, now you- now you ride the boats up here and it’s so fun.
Scott: Ohh you ride the boat up there…
(Jimmy: Oh!!!)
Scott: Okay, here- here’s-
(Jimmy: Wait I wanna make a boat.)
(Joel: So wait, if I go in the middle will it just take me up?)
Scott: -here’s a boat Etho you can use that.
Etho: Thank you~
(Joel: OH↑↑Wait- woooah- ohhh↑↑ oh my gosh ---)
Etho: Woop↑ woop↑ Wohohoo! Yayayaya~
Joel: Woah…
Etho: Woohoo! [damage sounds] Oh no, oh no oh no! Joel save me!
Joel: Oh my gosh… Oh gosh, alright, wait wait [punches Etho]
Etho: Wowowo don’t punch me-
Joel: Oh↑ no! [giggles]
[Jimmy screaming]
Etho: -I’m almost dead!
Clip 10: Stuck on Fence [4:02]
[Etho glitching on a fence]
Scott: You can make- you can make slabs with stone.
Bdubs: Oh that’s crazy yeah. Yeah you can.
Scar: Interesting.
Etho: I’m trapped.
(Bdubs: Cobblestone makes smooth stone.)
Etho: I’m trapped! Scott save me! SAVE ME!
Scott: Wait, wait—
Scott: [laughing] This is what I had. You gotta be careful.
Scar: The heck? Do you need to break this?
Etho: Oh thank you, thank you…
[Minecraft damage ‘oof’]
Bdubs: [mimicking damage sound] OOF… oof.
Etho: Ugh…
Scott: Yeah you need to don’t land-
(Scar: Oh that sounded like it hurt, I’m sorry Etho!)
Scott: -don’t land on the fences, they’re really glitchy.
Etho: Yeah they’re really bad…
Clip 11: Torch light radius [4:26]
Scott: How spread do the torches need to be? Like what’s the… the light up range?
Etho: It’s not far, it’s like you need one every… 4-5 blocks.
Scott: Oh mah gaw…
Clip 12: Arcane knowledge of farming [4:39]
Scott: Hello, they’re about to fight to the death.
Tango: Etho! Etho.
Etho: Yes! Yes.
Tango: Oh humble master of the arcane knowledge [hn!↑]
Etho: What’s wrong Tango?
Tango: I come- I come seeking wisdom from you!
Etho: W-what do you need?
Tango: How does farming work? Every time w-
Bdubs: Oh brother they got a- they got a bread factory, they don’t even know how to do a farm!
[Tango smacks Bdubs]
(Bdubs: Ah!)
Etho: Uh, very- okay come over here Tango- very simple, very simple. You need-
Tango: The water doesn’t go four blocks and our crops keep decropificating and…
Etho: -you need, you need light. You have light?
Tango: Yeah, yeah we got plenty of light!
Etho: You need water.
Tango: Yeah but- okay come on now.
Etho: You gotta till it.
Tango: Yeah we did that.
Etho: If you put fences under it you can’t trample it.
Scott: Also Scar don’t walk on the crops cause it will just break them.
Scar: What’s wrong?
Tango: Ah, is that it?
Scott: Don’t walk on the crops it breaks them. You can’t walk on them at all.
Etho: And don’t walk on them yeah.
Tango: Okay it’s not jumping, it’s just- it’s just walking. Thaaat’s our problem.
Scar: Ahh…
Etho: If you put fences-
[Etho hits Scott]
Etho: Oh sorry! [laughs] Sorry!
Scott: Ow, oaauuuww! )’:
Etho: Bad demonstration…
Tango: ‘kay if you put fences, what?
Etho: So there’s fences under this one-
Tango: Uhuh
Etho: -and now you can’t trample it.
Tango: Fences… fences under the soil…
Etho: Under the- the tilled soil, won’t trample it.
Scott: Yeah
Tango: Look at thaaat… See this is, this is the arcane wisdom I come for. It’s good.
Etho: This is arcane right here.
Clip 13: Sand glitch & minecarts [5:51]
Ren: Whatcha doing?
Tango: Ancient wisdom!
Etho: Okay so I’m pretty sure in this version, there is a way of uh, there is a way of like trapping it with boats or something? Like you put the sand, and it looks like it’s actually there?
Impulse: Oh right!
Tango: [scoffs]
Ren: Oh wow…
Impulse: Is that why the sand was glitching over there?
Etho: Is it shaking for you or is it solid?
Tango: It- it’s shaking and falling, yeah.
Impulse: It’s shaking.
Etho: It’s shaking, okay. I wasn’t sure if there was a way to do it where it looks solid, I think there was.
Ren: It’s pretty cool though.
Tango: That’s terrifying, and then you would just fall right through it.
Etho: Yup
Impulse: …And then you die.
Etho: Yup ^_^ Great- great at your front here, I think.
Tango: Yeah perfect, perfect.
Etho: [laughing] Enjoy!
Tango: Those who know, know. Okay!
Impulse: Come on in, we have shaky sand!
Etho: [running into falling sand] Oh hey guys- WAHBLARGHAGHAGA
Tango: BLORORORORO
All: [laughing]
Tango: Etho you’re just like, in your heaven right now, aren’t you? You’re just like-
Etho: Aw I’m having so much fun. I- I really want minecarts.
Tango: - All the- all the bag of tricks. Yeah?
Etho: The old minecart boosters would be fun to play with too but…
Impulse: Oh yes
Tango: Oh my god. Are minecarts not- they’re not in the game yet, are they?
Etho: Oh yeah, yeyeye.
Tango: Or are they? They are? Okay.
Clip 14: Gunpowder vs Sulphur [6:53]
Etho: It’s [gunpowder] called sulphur?
Bdubs: Called suphur.
Etho: WHAT!?
Bdubs: Yeah!
Etho: I had no↓ idea↑!
Bdubs: Yeah. I didn’t remember that at all. I was tryna make TNT!
Etho: I don’t remember that either.
Mom Etho and Dad Tango bickering in the restaurant.
From Scar's 12.13.24 stream Hermitcraft! Capturing Mobs and Hungry Hermits! [3:13:17~]
Long transcript under cut ↓
Clip 1:
Scar: I never know if Tango is helping or- or hindering. Like he's so hard to read.
Etho: He's trolling with this 50% --
Tango: I just like to troll Etho.
Etho: -- he knows it needs to be 66, but he won't change it.
Tango: Oh now we're going to bicker over 16%? Okay~
Etho: Yeah, we sure are!
Scar: [To] be a fly on the wall in these nerd conversations at night, when you guys are like nitpicking these uh, game features.
Tango: Etho- Etho just threw away your hard-earned upgrade there.
Clip 2:
Scar: I never know what's going on, you two are like a married couple arguing about these- these upgrades. It's... I never know what's going on between you and Tango.
Etho: I'm not arguing anymore! You know, Tango can do what he want with his game. I just have recommendations and he...
Tango: Etho's just like, "He can choose to be wrong. It's okay, it's up to him!"
Etho: That's right. That's right.
Tango: Yeah yeah.
Etho: I'm right in this marriage!
Tango: Yeah.
Etho: I mean...
Clip 3:
Etho: Oh you clear the day at the end?
Tango: Yeah. Cuz you're not on a day, cuz you lost. But you're right, it would be nice I suppose.
Etho: Alright. I thought you would hook it up with the restart button.
Tango: Is there anything else you would like to tell me to correct, Etho!?
Scar: You married couple!
Tango: I know! He just comes in here and he's like "Ah I thought you were good at redstone! --"
Etho: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Tango: "-- Ah that's cool! It's alright if you wanna suck on everything!" ...This guy.
Scar: Oh my god these two are delightful.
[Tango smacks Etho]
Etho: You know I'm right though, that's the thing, right?
Tango: I know you're right! I make mistakes, alright!?
Etho: Okay, I'm not- I'm not griping on your mistakes or anything, I'm just like, saying like ideally in a perfect world.
Tango: You are absolutely correct, it should still display it until the next time. You're right.
Scar: Oh god...
Etho: I'm not trying to tear you down or anything, it's just like, I- I say these things sometimes...
Tango: Say them out of love, I know.
Etho: Mhmm.
Clip 4:
Tango: Alright I'm gonna play, who wants to play?
Scar: I wanna see mom and dad play.
Tango: Wanna see mom and dad play? Okay.
Etho: Who- who's mom?
Tango: [Laughing] Who's mom?
[Etho laughing]
Tango: Does that- does the answer to that dictate whether you're playing or not?
Etho: I'll be mom.
Tango: 'Kay. Uhh...
Etho: That means you have to be nicer to me.
Tango: I will be super nice to you. No, you're gonna carry cuz you're like fifty times the player as I am at this game.
Clip 5:
Etho: So much trash in this restaurant!
Scar: Gotta get a broom over here.
Scar: I love this is just a mom and pop shop. Just a couple of mom and pops just keeping the neighborhood fed, doing their best, got the foot of the big-box stores on their neck.
[Tango giggles]
Etho: "There's a zombie horse!" // Joel: "Etho, follow! C'mon!" // Etho: "Coming, uh sorry, distracted by green horse."
Traps and Trial Chambers! | Wild Life | Ep.6 [27:34]
So they're all in on it then, the puppy thing. What. I can already imagine Etho whipping his head around, ears up, and following with his tail wagging.
Etho: Cleo owes me a favour now cuz I gave her information and she didn't, uh, give me anything in return.
Impulse: [Robot beep boops]
Scott: You don't get to take it from me!
[Cleo laughing]
Scott: I'm not going to get you- You have like sat down like a dog wanting a treat! You like ran over and sat down-
Etho: I can be very persistent Scott, I'll stick with you the whooole session until you hand it over!
Scott: Oh okay, hello Etho buddy! Okay this is fun, okay.
Clip 2:
[Etho digging out the ground under Scott]
Scott: Etho, you can't bury me to get the trident!
Etho: Please? Can I have the trident?
Scott: Bad! [Knocks Etho back with wind charge]
Etho: Please?
Scott: No! You're not getting the trident. Stop trying to take it!
Etho: [sad whine]
Cleo: Oh you've got two, Impulse!
Impulse: [Robot beep boops]
Clip 3:
Etho: Every time I see Impulse he's like trapping me, or just being a- a nuisance!
Scott: That's kind of his schtick this season to be fair.
Cleo: I mean yeah, everyone's like this... this season.
Etho: He- he's all in it for himself. Me, I'm sharing, I'm caring... Now give me the trident...!
Cleo: Etho you're part of the group that got me killed.
Scott: Yeah! If you're part of the group that got Cleo killed, I can't trade with you.
Etho seems to understand Scott unexpectedly well even if they don't interact a lot. They are like friends who don't see each other for a long time, but can talk like no time has passed at all. It's such a pleasant atmosphere.
I'm so sad that Wild Life ep.3 snail gimmick needs so many layers of explanation. How am I supposed to tell people that this was the funniest death ever!?? It makes no sense without context.