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ooooh barracuda

#soooooo fun this guy #ethan cardwell #san jose barracuda #ahl #hockey #k.art

cars with heavily tinted windows are a hazard to pedestrians and bikers yes but they also should be banned because they prevent me from looking over and knowing the face of the stupid motherfucker who pulled that idiot dickhead move on what i’m sure is their first day operating a motor vehicle on this planet earth

#keeping me from knowing my enemy smh ….#bad driver in socal is fork found in kitchen but STILL #k.personal

tawnyow-l

Sometimes a WAG is a bunch of dudes from Winnipeg in a minivan

#WAG: Winnipeg Abunchof Guys #carolina hurricanes #nhl #hockey #scp 2026

starrynet

that’s his little guy!!

#that's precious 😭#angel cervantes #ucla #baseball

you ever have one of those days where you're like ohhhhh yeah ........ i'm going to be SO productive while exercising later

#when i say working out is good for my mental health i mean there's a lot of unfiltered annoyance and rage i can channel #into repeatedly picking a bunch of heavy things up. or perhaps launching myself down a sheet of ice. chapping my ass smh #k.personal

brickyard400

I adore whatever this dynamic is

#i dont even know these guys but i feel this on a deep level #alex palou #kyle kirkwood #indycar #motorsports

starrynet

the official sharks on nbcs twitter account has been keeping it real

starrynet

more examples from the past week:

#sharks nbcs admin's villain arc has been the highlight of the season #san jose sharks #nhl #hockey

standandwatchshitburn

why so silent good messieurs

#many such cases #miscellanea

was doing my grocery list and completely unprovoked my notes app changed 'cottage cheese' to 'cocaine cheese' .................. hello

#autocorrect has been going crazy lately what is happening lol #'it's based on what you normally talk about' SWEATS NERVOUSLY also that makes no sense #yk. cottage cheese is one of those things that every time i think it's gonna taste good this time and every time ...... and yet .....#k.personal

thememedaddy

#me w any back exercise like idk what’s going on back there #all my muscles completely unsupervised doing their thing #miscellanea #jock adventures

EVERYONE PLEASE CLAP i got my very first beer league gordie howe hat trick today!!!!!! a goal (point shot that the goalie fumbled), an assist (because i whiffed on a shot and passed instead), and a trip so blatant that i made eye contact with the ref and skated myself to the box without him saying anything.

#not in that order ..... i had to feel 2 minutes of shame first before i could become useful lmao #OOOF guys it was a tourney weekend so i have played. 5 games in 3 days.#i am just proud i did not die and could keep up with a higher level of play i usually do #but when i say everything hurts. MY GOD LMAO #k.personal #jock adventures

i like it when underdogs when but not when they're not MY underdogs

#NOT LIKE THAT!!!#smh .................#iihf lb

the thing i always forget about goalie duel games is that they're somehow both boring and stressful at the same time

#it's just been awhile since there has been a goalie worthy of goalie duel status in my attention ykwim #iihf lb

when latvia figures out how to shoot somewhere other than into the legs knees and shins of the norwegians it's OVER for them!!!!

#but until that time lol #let's go team latvija PLEASE survive #iihf lb

gabelandeskog

2026 IIHF Ice Hockey World Championship Quarterfinals: United States vs Canada | May 28, 2026

#THROW THAT THANG COOLY #iihf wc 2026 #iihf #hockey

so what's the statue of limitations on having short hair before people stop going "omg your hair is so LONNNGGGG now omg when are you gonna cut it short again omgggg" like how long do you have to have short hair before it becomes an indelible part of your identity

#I KNOW MY HAIR IS LONG AUGH. maybe its my new look huh. new year new me ... they dont know my life #(they dont know that i have not had the time to get a haircut for like a month now lmao)#k.personal

photos taken seconds before beef happened

#the no brain cells brothers ……#why they always gotta fight on MY driveway smh idk what about my driveway says cat gladiator arena #manchas has been coming over for pets more often!!! i think he’s warming up to me :)#k.personal #cat!

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