[housedoff]

a rough comic from @tetrapod7's beautiful jonas brodin/joel eriksson ek fic, so late in the day. slight changes in textual content for compositional reasons. pleaseee go read it, it's amazing.

[tetrapod7]

im just trying to post charli xcx claws and im being content reviewed...

[tetrapod7]

i like i like i like everything about you 👍

[tetrapod7]

i guess we should do more like. physiological testing kink....

[tetrapod7]

the knobs are suctioned to the body and leave little round red marks : ) AND they nicely frame the left titty : )

oh yes i noticed the red marks... kirill kaprizov have you considered cupping

[charbottan]

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

[tetrapod7]

if you are genuinely asking what they are testing- it's just an ecg. routinely used to detect heart rhythm aberrations which could be dangerous during physical exertion.

the knobs are so dramatic....

[tetrapod7]

like. um?

[tetrapod7]

they hate cska's mysterious summer testing...

[tetrapod7]

like. um?

[tetrapod7]

...he took the cross off his chain

[happybunnykat]

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

[happybunnykat]

Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

1. Safeword

2. Sub/dom drop

3. Loosing intrest halfway through

4. Trying something that doesn't work

5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)

6. Bad/failed orgasm

7. Should have safeworded

8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"

9. "Let's never try that again."

10. Sex so bad they break up after

11. Realistic shower sex

12. Incompatible kinks

13. Threw up on that thang

14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused

15. Says wrong persons name during sex

16: ugly crying/overwhelmed

17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"

18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation

19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real

20. Ignored/missed a safeword

21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people

22. "No really, that's not going to fit."

23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party

24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for

25. Sex toy gets stuck

26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex

27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd

28. Sex in a bad location

29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies

30. Free day

[tetrapod7]

kirill is a LITTLE BROTHER

[hockeygrandpa]

look at him!!

[tetrapod7]

Does Kirill have a girlfriend/what is his deal?

i'm not like the worlds greatest expert on kirill or anyone's relationship history since i learn like 1-2 facts and run with them. but he was dating stesha malikova for a while and they broke up in like late 2024 bc he wouldn't marry her. and i think there have been various rumors or whatever since and he just went to that fancy party for a singer with a girl. so like should i write rpf where you're cheating on ur gf or u can't get a gf or ur sleeping around a lot or ur gay or whatever else....

[tetrapod7]

and then when the final whistle blows david villa and david silva will kiss like they used to

[tetrapod7]

they truly grill this man on his dating life and preferences in every video. put kirill on the batchelor

[tetrapod7]

kirills not so hidden affection for sidney crosby