I need a cup of coffee

*another

[zootedboy]

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

[1coffeepleasee]

always

[approach]

[1coffeepleasee]

Yeah, same Jean. Wash your fuckin hands

[1coffeepleasee]

Sweet, love

My love, my sweet

Sweet sweet love.

You make me

Me.

My love, my sweet

My sweet love.

You drive me

Crazy.

My love, my sweet

My sweet key.

You lock me

Securely.

My love, my sweet

My sweet pea.

You hunger me

Full.

[lori-oh]

#MOOD

[1coffeepleasee]

& I’m over here living with my bf only for him to ignore me during the “naked tik Tok” challenge thing where I should be fucked immediately but no, he needs to win 1st in the fucking war zone fucking tits

[imagestoearth]

[1coffeepleasee]

but even when we weren’t quarantined ..... I was always still watching

[whitepeopletwitter]

[1coffeepleasee]

Mikel_Jollett for Mayor 2020

[swingsetindecember]

do not confuse the lack of foot traffic outside for cleaning the environment. big oil companies dumping oil in the ocean and large industries polluting greenhouse gases are what is hurting the planet. 

animals going into the city is just entropy, it is less noisy or they have become dependent on human food or they are foraging. that is just normal. not a sign that mother nature is healing. just shut up. 

people aren’t the problem, capitalism is what is causing global warming and climate change. we need to stop massive waste and large scale pollution. 

[1coffeepleasee]

fuckin preach

[1coffeepleasee]

Witchy Poo

if yk, yk. lmk if yk witchy poo too

[notaprincessimyourqueen]

If any nurses/retail workers/doctors/... are following me, I just want to thank you all for your service. I know you're overworked and probably underpaid, but without you, this outbreak would be even worse.

[1coffeepleasee]

Many thanks & much appreciation for all of you!

[1coffeepleasee]

Lion King

So last night, I noticed on Disney Plus was the live action Lion King~ I’ve avoided seeing it bc why the fuck would I want to watch National Geographic make lions tigers & bears (oh my) talk and dance and shit? SoRrY nO dIsNeY I WiLl NoT wAtCh YoUr AnImAl WeIrD sHiT no no no. But anyways my hypocritical ass turned the movie on and let me tell you- within seconds of seeing the lions fuck around I was fucking around the corner and gone. But to my surprise when I came back my big baby boy Puddin Pie (my 20lb cat that looks like a fuckin Puma) was of course sitting by the TV with his cat ass mouth wide tf open watching Simba talk to daddy. I was fuckin shook. Loved that he loved it, but I still turned that shit off. We now watch the cartoon only. He will love that shit too. ThE eNd.

[areawest]

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[1coffeepleasee]

ah shit

[1coffeepleasee]

I woke up today

I woke up today & made some whipped coffee.....that whooped this ass awake,

haaaa

-Pun intended-

[strongermonster]

quarantine feels kinda like that area between christmas and new years where i have no idea what day of the week it is, or if i’m supposed to be going to work. AM and PM blend together. i’ve taken four naps in 10 hours. leftovers are my primary foodsource. got that weird sunday anxiety except it’s every day for the next 2 weeks

[weirdlandtv]

[the-memedaddy]

meIRL

[1coffeepleasee]

fuckin learn to love yourselves during this time. Get over your bs of hating only you. FUCK that. you got only you for life- bitch you die with you- bitch you got yous voice in your head- LOVE.YOUR.SELVES. get with 20 fuckin 20 y’all.

[1coffeepleasee]

fuck

today I woke up.

today I had more than one cup of coffee.

today I played a lot of COD. *no I won’t decode that you lamOs so know it or not*

today I applied for unemployment.

today I scratched my kitties little backs and tummies.

today I ate takeout.

today I helped a friend with unemployment.

today I have not left my house.

Have you?