Liam: FAMILY MEETING!
Liam: Where are Hazza and Lou?
Zayn: They don’t actually live here, Payno
Liam: Since when?
Zayn: Since this is a two bedroom house where a married couple and a toddler live
Liam: We need to buy a bigger place. Add that to the agenda, Niall
Harry: Your smile? It makes my day
Louis: Your happiness? I live for that
Liam: A room?
Zayn: Fucking get one
Niall: Noooooo
Harry: *sighs*
Zayn: They never listen, do they?
Zayn: It’s exhausting
Harry: Being a mom is hard
Liam: Tell me about it
Niall: So do you and Harry have any pet names?
Louis: Absolutely not
Liam: Oh yeah? What do bees make?
Louis: Honey?
Niall:
Liam:
Zayn: Niam, you’re doing it wrong. *kicks Louis in the balls*
Louis: OW YOU SON OF A BITCH
Harry from the other room: Yess, honey? What do you want?
Harry: That’s ridiculous, Lou doesn’t have a crush on me
Niall: Yes he does
Zayn: Yes he does
Liam: Yes he does
Obama: Yes he does
The Swedish king: Yes he does
Queen Elizabeth 2 from heaven: Yes he has
Louis: Yes I do
Liam: How is everyone doing?
Louis: I’m breathing
Liam: Setting the bar pretty low
Louis: Well, it’s more than Niall
Niall having a panic attack: Honestly, fuck you
Harry: Noo, he is fucking me most nights
Liam: OMG, I’m leaving