I Love Crazy.

As thirteenth in line in my own kingdom, I didn't stand a chance. I knew, I'd have to marry into the throne somewhere...

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

Frozen Heart || Choice Para

He had lost everything when the world knew the sorts of things he was capable of doing. He frowned bitterly at the world, somewhere along the line he had fucked up...he knew where, he had underestimated his quarry. Anna Arendelle had friends in high places, higher than him. He had moved to quickly and impatiently, he had gotten tired of waiting but good things only came to those who waited. It was a sad fact but it was true. 

He waited alone on the boathouse at Hogwarts for the night to fall. When the night fell he would escape without the glares from people who had once adored him. He sat there disgusted, it was a hard thing to be cast down from the top, it really was...

Suddenly he was holding a pitcher of water, standing in front of three fire places all of them alight but the flames were different colours. There was a red flame, a blue flame and a yellow flame, it was quite peculiar. 

“Hans Fontana,” said a powerful sounding voice from behind him, he turned to see a woman with a bow in her hair...made out of hair, wearing a dress that appeared to be made of meat. She rolled her eyes at him and said in a bored way, “my name is Margo, I’m a dimensional goddess and you aren’t initially from this world, I took you and all of your friends and dumped them in this hell hole because I was bored.” She took a breath, “I am so fucking over these I’ve had to see so many of you lately, here’s your memories back...”

Hans stumbled back, the water sloshed in the pitcher, he remembered it, al of it...he remembered that he had failed there too at the hands of that ginger Arendelle princess. It was more than he could bare. 

“See those fine fires over there? If you dump your water on the blue one, you go back to your old life with no memories of this one, dump in on the red one and you go back to Hogwarts with no memories of your old life, choose the yellow one and you keep both sets of memories but don’t get to know where you’ll go...”

He wanted a chance to start over, completely, knowing what he knew so he could undo his mistakes. With very little hesitation he walked up to the yellow fire and dumped his pitcher on it...

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

Thought you could get away with it huh? || Hans

He rubbed his face, she really had done a number on his face when he punched it. It was fine though, all he had to do now was follow the plan, he would claim that they had made an agreement and when she proclaimed his guilt he would simply deny it. He was a nice guy. Everyone believed him. A slight mist was coming down from the sky, he was glad for it, it gave his face some relief...he wondered if he could use his face as evidence of abuse? 

Two men stepped out in front of him on the dimly lit street. A tall skinny man and a massive one, “may I help you gentlemen?”

“Oh no,”  said the skinny one, “ well I mean you could, in a manner of speaking. You can also help yourself.”

“Oh?”

The skinny man continued, “we represent a mutual acquaintance, Heathcliff Oavatos? He’s a real nasty piece of work that one, smart too I guess since he uncovered your paper trail.” 

He paled, “Here’s the deal,” said the massive man, his voice strangely high for his size. “You put the money back and we don’t beat the shit outta ya, Our boss won’t expose you for what you are and you don’t get sent to azkaban for theft.”

Moments later they were at the bank, the money was switch back over. “So, that’s it, every penny back where it belongs, Oavatos won’t be telling anyone about anything.”

“Oh,” chuckled the skinny man, “he won’t...but the respected Elsa Arendelle will...” “What?! No we had a deal!” He cried out. 

“Yeah of course we did, we kept up our end of the bargain, Oavatos won’t tell but we never said anything about Arendelle....” 

His reputation was officially ruined.

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

“Because I am a human being who is seventeen years old! What is broken in you?”

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

“Nothing’s broken in me, haven’t you heard? I’m one of the nicest guys around...you on the other hand are a little bit nuts. It won’t be difficult to get people to see you as the reason out relationship failed, especially considering there was just a war. War leaves stupid people paranoid and mentally crippled, I doubt anyone would believe you even if you did try to clear the air. We’re done here and you? You’re just done.”

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

“I trusted you!” she snapped, slamming her foot on the ground. “I actually–I can’t believe you! How could you be so heartless?”

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

“How could you be so stupid?”

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

“So everything, everything, was a lie. A ploy to get my money? Seriously?”

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

“yes,” he said, “honestly, did you really think I loved you? I must have been better than I thought.”

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

Anna recoiled slightly–surprised at his cold response, even though she knew what had happened. “Why?” was all she could manage to ask.

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

“As the youngest of twelve brothers in a pureblood family, I wasn’t going to see a dime of the inheritance and you, you were willing to trust me just like that. I think a better question would be how could I have let such a lucrative time investment pass me by.”

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

“Don’t ‘yes, dear’ me! I know what you did!” she screeched, trying to keep her voice from cracking. She needed to be strong. "Did you think I wouldn’t notice?”

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

“Honestly,” he said, silently casting a silencing charm around them behind his back, “I’m sort of surprised it took you so long to notice.”

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

Anna had never felt this before–this stabbing, gut wrenching feeling of betrayal. She was terrified of contacting Elsa, but she knew at any moment her sister would try to help. Fighting back tears, she stormed through the castle until she had him in her sights. “Hans!”

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

He had been standing next to a broken pillar, “Yes dear? What is it?”

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

Don’t Trust Me || Selfie

Anna really was such a foolish, desperate girl. She was pretty and she was gutsy but that was really all she had going for her...that and her money. In the chaos of the war he had snuck into her room in the gryffindor tower. It had been enormously easy, with the fat lady painting knocked on the ground it was a simple enough task to open the door and walk right in. 

He fond her bed and her laptop and logged in, guessing the passwords easily enough. He opened up her banking page, enormously glad that he had allowed her to buy snacks at the theatre that one time, it allowed him to learn her pin number...

Once he was logged in he transferred the funds...all of them, to his muggle account. He smirked, logged off the computer and put it away, now all he had to do was deal with the aftermath. 

[stanton-portia]

“I’m sure she does,” Portia replied, smirking at Hans. “Enjoy your walk, she if you can find where you dropped your integrity while you’re out. And a healer would be wonderful. Because some of us actually made an effort fighting in this war and weren’t afraid to get hurt while doing so.”

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

“ Word on the street is I have quite a bit of integrity, so much so it wouldn’t have surprised me if I dropped some. If you find it you can keep it, I assure you that you need it more than I do”

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

They Will Stop Degrading Us || Hanna

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

Anna’s brow knitted in concern at the sound of Hans’ voice, but she did not have time to focus on it. The supernaturals were closing in again. Anna gripped the sword in her hand, trying to get a feel for the weight of it–the balance. She had heard legends of the Sword of Gryffindor, but she had never expected to hold it in her hands. It was light as a feather, yet landed heavily when striking a target. Suddenly she was filled with the dreaded notion that she would perhaps need to strike with deadly force. Before she could think of a way around it, she was charged.

With surprising amount of grace she dodged the attack and brought her arms down on the man’s forearms.  He growled slightly, as Anna found her footing. Swiftly, she swung back around and collided the pommel of the sword with his temple. Within a moment he collapsed on to the ground. “Oh, wow. That was easy,” she said, regarding the man slumped on the floor. 

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

“Yeah you did great,” he wheezed, “way to go hun..” he wheezed again. He hadn’t really been watching, he could see stars  and so it was hard to concentrate. “We should probably get out of here...” every word was a struggle and it was pissing him off.

[stanton-portia]

“Well I’m glad you have so much confidence in yourself.  It’ll make up for what your girlfriend has lost in you,” she replied, her voice losing some of its edge.

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

“My girlfriend has all the confidence in the world in me,” he says confidently, getting out of bed. “I’m going to go a walk, I’ll leave you alone with you thoughts...do you want me to send a healer your way? To help with the pain?”

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

They Will Stop Degrading Us || Hanna

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

Anna tried to steady herself as her head slowed down. She must have been moving too slowly for her attackers, and they had turned to see what their comrades were doing. Anna could hear the spells being cast from Hans and was grateful that he was doing better than she was. She couldn’t bare the thought of him getting hurt because of her–this was all her fault. It was her idea to go in here and try to change something. He had been right, it had been a trap, and she had fallen for it. As she tried to steady herself and sit up, she heard the spells cease and a gasp.

Suddenly her heart was pounding at a million miles a minute and she was scrambling to stand. She reached out, trying to find an empty space to place her hand around all of the things that had fallen out of the shelves. Bracing herself, she went to stand, but noticed something near her hand. It glistened in the candlelight, but she didn’t have time to investigate it. Without thinking, she gripped the silver, jeweled handle and stood. The weight of the weapon was awkward at first, but she was able to get a steady grip on it. “Let him go!” she shouted, charging forward. Anna wasn’t sure what had startled them more, her being able to stand, or her swing a sword over her head. “Get back, I said!” she echoed, slicing downward in front of Hans, causing the werewolves to retreat slightly. “Hans! Can you breath?” she asked, over her shoulder as she took in the situation in the room.

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

He squinted his eyes and furrowed his brows at her before answering her question. Where the hell had she gotten a sword? Was that....his eyes widened in a sudden realization of what she must have done. He coughed and stumbled to his feet, but found it was actually really, really difficult yo breath. “Sort of...” he wheezed. His chest was in an enormous amount of pain and he couldn’t really focus. 

[stanton-portia]

“I really don’t care about you or your girlfriend, so your sharing your so called pride in her does nothing for me.  Also, I’m so sorry that your occlumency lessons have been going so poorly as you seem to have completely missed the mark on my innermost thoughts and feelings.” 

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

“missed the mark? No, I think I’m hitting the nail right on the head, your denial doesn’t convince me otherwise. Sorry.”

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

They Will Stop Degrading Us || Hanna

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

Anna tensed the moment the door slammed shut behind them. She barely had time to think about what that could mean before they were attacking. Ducking, she avoided the swing of one werewolf standing nearby. She managed to step far enough away to withdraw her wand, but the moment she raised it, it was ripped from her grasp and tossed aside. All too suddenly she was aware of how small a space she was in. Before she could think of an option, a leg collided with her stomach, sending air rushing from her lungs. She stumbled backward and clutched at her gut as the men advanced.

A quick sweep of the room told her that Hans was not in any better of a situation. She called out to him, but her voice was hoarse from the lack of air, and before she could try to really call, she had to block an attack. Close combat fighting was not something usually covered in one’s defense against the dark arts, but her parents had been worried enough about London living that she had a few self defense classes. She managed to surprise a few of them with counterbalance before they caught on. A hand closed around the back of her neck, and suddenly she was flying forward to the shelving behind the desk. The moment she collided with it, the shelving collapsed and she fell to the ground. The pain surged through her body and for a moment all she could do was lay there and groan. 

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

Hans used stun spell after stun spell, not daring to try anything more lethal in such an enclosed space. He didn’t want to hit Anna....his motivations for this being completely selfish of course. Of course. He wouldn’t get her money if she was dead after all...that was why he was so concerned and it had nothing to do whatsoever with the fact that he felt she didn’t deserve to die. Nope. Not at all. 

He had been so busy trying to come to grips with the situation that he barely noticed a werewolf gaining ground on him and pining him against a wall. Sharp claws wound around his neck and he gasped for air, behind the werewolf’s shoulder he could see that his ‘totally-fake girlfriend wasn’t faring much better. My investment...he thought to himself in distress as he saw her flung against the shelving. 

[cuteasamouse-liv]

Trying to get some sleep || Open

[cuteasamouse-liv]

Olivia, caught off guard, jumped back and put her fists up. “I don’t know what you want but I’m sure you don’t want it from me.” She was much smaller than most students. Even first years were taller than her. The guy who spotted her was far far taller than her. 

She relaxed as she heard him say a name. Anna? She lowered her fists and pursed her lips. “Haven’t seen ‘er. Have you looked in the infirmary?”

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

“I was in the infirmary not all that long ago...” he said thoughtfully and calmly although on the inside he was in a rage. She better not have gotten herself fucking killed, he thought murderously. She couldn’t die until he got every penny he could from her. It was a shame that he had to do what he was intending to do to someone who ad saved his life but the world was an unfair sort of place. 

[cuteasamouse-liv]

Trying to get some sleep || Open

Olivia was able to find a table in the library that provided enough coverage to get some sleep. She forgot when the last time she slept. It had been a day or so but there would be people getting well enough to leave the infirmary and get better care outside of the castle. She knew it was dangerous to stay there but she wanted to help.

It was hard to fall asleep laying so out in the open. Despite the table, she was an open target but Olivia hated the idea of sleeping in a cupboard or a closet. The idea made her body shiver and heave. She hoped the enemy would ignore her, thinking she was dead, and her revolutionaries will help her stay safe.

[1fonlysomeonelovedyou]

Hans had spent the majority of the day looking for Anna...again. A scowl had imprinted itself on his face and he was glad there was no one around to see him so...well, real. His search led him to the library, he wandered around between empty and toppled over book cases looking for his investment but that damned girl was nowhere to be found. 

He spotted feet in a slightly ajar cupboard and thought for a moment it might be her. When he opened it he could barely conceal his disappointment. “Oh...” he said, he cleared his throat and said more politely, “I’m terribly sorry to disturb you but have you seen Anna?”