sumei

she/her, 23, queer artist writer thing. Ao3 @ninefish | writing blog @ratpadawan

[syoemei]

hi

figured i should revamp a masterpost at this point. i'm sumei! been using tumblr since about 2014 but am becoming more active here with the general implosion of things. i post a variety of personal art, my podcast hot takes, reblogs of cool shit, etc. i also have to decided to blab a lot about things i care about unabashedly, so expect various archives and linguistics rants.

where i am

Ao3

bsky

twitter

writing blog

tags i use inconsistently

#sumei draws - since tumblr tagging gets weird between my art/not my art tags i've started using this

#sumei listens - thoughts on podcasts/ music im listening to atm. spoilers not always tagged.

#shitposting - what it says on the tin. prone to placing non-fandom content here.

see below the cut for fandoms i enjoy ☆

things i enjoy (noncomprehensive, but likely what i will be reblogging)

ace attorney

anime (favorites are fullmetal alchemist, haikyuu!!, mob psycho 100, naruto)

arcane

archives and memory institutions

baldurs gate 3

disco elysium

dragon age

fish

hannibal

linguistics

lord of the rings

music/ musicals (favorites are hadestown, spring awakening, phantom of the opera)

the magnus archives

star wars (prequels/ tcw focused, though rebels fixation is growing)

various dnd podcasts (dungeons and daddies, critical role)

witcher franchise

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[amechanwww]

⊹ ⋆ ˚ ✧˖°.⋆ . ݁⋆˙⟡ ˖ . ݁

[tariqah]

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

[tariqah]

alo

Salut

[yuuri-akatsuki]

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

[wolfsteax]

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

[zanimez]

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

[saipng]

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

[acidwaste]

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

[iuuubire-deactivated20210607]

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

[velvetrotangel]

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

[rrosetum]

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

[contrainous]

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

I have no idea what happened here

[dangerbooze]

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

[spelviin]

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

[fifty-shades-of-umbridge]

Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay

[apartment-witch]

am i having a stroke

[walks-the-ages]

What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently it’s Romanian. What is it??

[accessibleposts]

They’re the lyrics to the song Dragostea Din Tei by Moldovan pop group O-zone. It was a very popular song in the early 2000s

[cannabisexual]

We’ve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for today’s generation… Fs in the chat.

[rescue-ram]

For any wretched zoomers…one of the original viral videos aka the finest of vintage memes

[tygermama]

We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts

[leebrontide]

Time warp for my fellow elder millennials

[syoemei]

this was my exact experience during my study abroad going to a small club in town. they played this song and everyone, the exchange students and locals alike, all screamed the lyrics and it was kind of beautiful

[jestrous]

[sunshiny-rants]

rewatching Mamma Mia! and just. it’s so perfect in it’s imperfection. people are sweating and their hair is messy and the makeup is minimal and the older people have wrinkles and also look hot and the costuming is chaotic and perfect and the actors were a little tipsy and they mess up lines and aren’t always perfectly on pitch and some of them are clearly not singers or dancers but they look like they’re having so much fun and I really believe that they’re on a greek island that’s the site of Aphrodite’s fountain and god it’s just a perfect movie.

[syoemei]

also the one scene where meryl streep is dancing through a basement area and there’s a man in the background with a freakishly large bell pepper

[thestuffedalligator]

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

To keep us on out toes, God gives the next group of builders an extra place of articulation called the flongus between the pharynx and the glottis, creating an entire new column of the IPA chart with sounds between sounds that are literally physiologically impossible for non-flongled people to replicate.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Improved symbols for the flongal plosives ("gacks"), flongal trill ("hacks"), flongal fricatives ("groans"), and and the flongal lateral approximant ("moans")

[inthefallofasparrow]

Update: The builders have now simply switched to communicating entirely through a universal sign language like they should've done to start with. No sounds need be spoken, flongal or otherwise. The Tower steadily rises. Be seeing you soon, God, you little bitch.

[koth-harvest-final]

update: the builders are all speaking different sign languages now

[taurzza]

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[syoemei]

went to a talk where a woman’s thesis was kind of “do I want to be right or do I want to be in relationship” when discussing hard topics with people in the social justice sphere and man!!

[jdebbiel]

smitski

[jdebbiel]

I GOT TO DRAW THE PERCY JACKSON COVERS!!!!! Finally revealed! I can finally talk about this!!!!!!! Thank you to Illumicrate for the commission. You can preorder copies through them I think!

Instagram / portfolio

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[nylarac]

[ragsy]

[glowstickhaloboy]

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

[footlongdingledong]

[novelistparty]

Baby Globe, Wikipedia’s 25th birthday mascot

[mtndewpitchblack]

[wenchfry]

Don’t know why I keep doing these on magma but I’m a little obsessed with Moira rn, no one save me

[rain-44]

The embrace that feels like home

[hattersarts]

ana, so observant. but you cant really see can you. 

[hattersarts]

art trade with @fiskarm !!! some anamoira mush :3c