You hurt my son⦠I hurt your chance to live.
Slytherin as a parent (via shitthehousessay)
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You hurt my son⦠I hurt your chance to live.
Slytherin as a parent (via shitthehousessay)
100% me tho...
Calling Slytherins sarcastic, edgy people who are always pissed off is all fun and games until you realize when those jokes are all you say about Slytherins or about being Slytherin is exactly what reinforces the stupid stereotypes
Slytherin is the whisper of āI love youā to your significant other, even if they are somewhere else.
Slytherin is the mumble of a āThank youā that youāre too anxious to say any louder.
Slytherin is the little smile you do when you see your best friend.
Slytherin is the content sigh you make when you watch the moon through raindrops on a windshield.
Slytherin is the hum when youāre too happy to express it in any way other than humming and dancing around your kitchen.
Slytherin is the jokes that you make up, but no one hears them because youāre a quiet being and people donāt expect you to want to say anything.
Slytherin is the silent fuming under deep set, glaring eyes.
Slytherin is the feeling you get when an animal falls asleep on you.
Slytherin is the paint you somehow got in your hair after painting at midnight with your music blaring.
Slytherin is the tug on your heart when your so grateful for someone and canāt put it into words.
Slytherin is the quiver of your bottom lip when frustration bites you.
Slytherin is the groan when your friend makes a pun, but you secretly love those puns.
Slytherin is brushing you leg against your friendās, letting them know āIām here if you need to talk⦠Or need me to bury a body.ā
Slytherin is sneaking into the kitchen with your friend at 2 am and trying not to hysterically laugh.
Slytherinās are soft, they are not as brittle as some might think. And if you think theyāre brittle just remember how easily brittle things can break. So let Slytherinās be soft and delicate and warm.
Adding on:
Slytherin is the friend who will watch over you and your stuff while you nap on a bench, and the friend who lets you doze off on their shoulder in the middle of a movie.
Slytherin is the absurd romantic who brings a bouquet with your favorite flowers, who arrives at your door groomed to perfection and with hearts in their eyes when they see you.
Slytherin is homesickness and a relieved shout when they see friends theyāve missed.
Slytherin is a forced-outĀ āIām scaredā between gritted teeth, because admitting it is just as terrifying as whatever it is theyāre afraid of.
Slytherin is the friend who takes your side and reassures you when the friend group starts criticizing you.
Slytherin is the touch on your shoulder when you ask a question that everyone laughs at or make a joke that no one laughs at.
Slytherin is the slow to come but painfully earnestĀ āI love youā whispered shyly into your shoulder as you embrace.
Slytherin is trust and assurance andĀ āI knew youād come throughā.
Slytherin is perhaps the House that will put the most faith in other people; certainly it takes time, but once you have earned a Slytherinās trust they are consumed by it. A Hufflepuff believes in fairness; a Ravenclaw believes in facts; a Gryffindor believes in ideals. A Huff will play Devilās Advocate and speak of compromise; a Raven will point out empirical evidence and the accuracy of criticism; a Gryff will challenge anyone who questions the ideal. A Slytherin is the one who most believes in the individuals they prize, and it is nigh unshakeable. A Slytherin doesnāt care if youāre wrong; youāre theirs, so theyāre on your side.
Let Slytherins get the love they deserve 2K17!
Slytherin is scanning the crowd, profiling every stranger, searching for that one person they can trustĀ
Slytherin is latching onto their person and never letting them goĀ
Slytherin is biting back tears because you will not let anyone see you cry, but pulling anyone you see crying close and holding on tightlyĀ
Slytherin is being with a friend and not needing to say anything, just being there is enoughĀ
Slytherin is noticing when something is bothering your friend and giving them an extra hug, an extra blanket, an extra chocolate frogĀ
Slytherin is grit teeth and white knuckles instead of a fightĀ
Slytherin is spontaneous chocolates for no other reason than to see the other person smileĀ
Slytherin is struggling to hold back laughter at inside jokes with your friend
Slytherin is communicating without words because you donāt need them for what youāre trying to say
Slytherin is fidgeting fingers and a quick heartbeat before your first kiss
Slytherin is gentle touch on your back when youāre losing your nerve, saying itās okay, Iām here, youāre not aloneĀ
Slytherin is a patient smile and a small nod when you need itĀ
Slytherin is a steel stare and iron will
Slytherin is never ending encouragement, mixed in with honesty and motivational speechesĀ
Slytherin is listening to your two am rambles and never once judging you for any of itĀ
Slytherin is the insecurity that no one will ever understand you, listen to you, take the time to actually know youĀ
Slytherin is a chokedĀ āhelp me,ā because if weāre asking, then we really have hit rock bottom and need you more than anythingĀ
Slytherin is walking around the entire house in a blanket wrapped around you like a cloakĀ
Slytherin is goodmorning and goodnight messages every dayĀ
Slytherin is so much more than snark and sarcasmĀ
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Slytherin is having a mess of a house, but knowing exactly where to find everything
Slytherin is music blaring until three am, even if theyāre alone, and singing at the top of their lungs
Slytherin is flowers slowly dying in vases, leaving their scent and petals behind as they depart
Slytherin is the tears in your eyes from laughing too hard with friends
Slytherin is the tears in your eyes when you have to leave something that you donāt want to just be a memory. You want it to stay, but gosh, youāre oh so tired
Slytherin is a child carefully tasting a meal on the stove, and darting away with laughter when their parents see
Slytherin is walking along a beach, gathering shells for a mobile to give to a friend
Slytherin is drawing on the margins in your notebook, but paying attention to what the lecturer is saying because you want to do your best in the exam
Slytherin is a sticky note in the corner of your mirror, a positive message in all caps
Slytherin is coffee rings left on every surface
Slytherin is making friends youāll keep forever at a masked dance, and doing a ābig revealā at the very end, and spoiling it because you canāt stop laughing
Slytherin is tearing yourself apart when youāve given yourself expectations that are far too high
Slytherin is feeling like youāll never quite be enough, but standing tall anyway, never letting that tear fall
Slytherin is that burst of inspiration, a head spinning with words, and writing them down slower than youāre thinking, so much slower
Slytherin is so much more than a feeling. Itās a life, and itās one you love to live.
But slytherin is also sarcasm and snarky remarks. Mumbles of sarcasric replies to proffesorsā stupid questions or obdervations.
Slytherin is making friends laugh even when you dont feel like it bc you love them too much.
Slytherin is landing your friend your glasses bc they need them more.
Slytherin means showing up with steaming hot coffe after a party to sober everybody up
Slytherin is the friend who didnt wanna get drunk but drank anyways bc why not.??
Slytherin will stand up for their friends. Go through thick and thin; through hell and fight satan if it will help their friends and loved ones.
Slyherin is the sibbling who criticises you but jumps in a fight to protect you without thinking twice
Slytherin is weird taste in music and clothing and attitude.
Slytherin is sarcasm and bad puns and laughter.
Slytherin is reading nietzsche until 3am and then trying to counter the philosophy bc friends are soo precious
Slytherins love so hard. They know what it means to be judged, to lose and they are scared to love and they wanna be mennacing sooo badly, but truth be told they are not in the slightest
Slytherin is the joker of the class who later you realise is actually really smart.
Slytherin is the loner with baggage to whom you never talk to.
Slytherin is the girl in the clique who laughs at 2pm and cries at 2am
Slytherin is binging tv shows and forggeting existence for weeks.
Slytherin is the stranger at the library who found the book you were looking for before you and silently dropped it in front of you.
Slytherins are pure and trustworthy and so worthy of loving. Just love them thats it..you go there and hug them and tell them how much they mean to you.
Adding on:
Slytherins areĀ the things that make you unconsciously smileĀ when remembrance.
Slytherins are when you have a painful lump in your throat but refuse to cry because you donāt want to be taken advantage of in your vulnerable moments
Slytherin is when your fingers fill in between the gaps of your loved oneās hands and swinging it, feeling childish but content at the same time
Slytherin is indefinitely and indescribably enjoying the little things in life.
Slytherin is being clueless about matters like your friendsā crushes because youre too busy dreaming and thinking countless scenarios to take notice of all signs of crushes.
Slytherin is the satisfying moment when your scissor glides across the paper smoothly.
Slytherin is the quick comebacks to insults and the stutter when delivering them ( god I die inside when this happens and start laughing lol)
Slytherin are those eyebrow raises that makes you feel guilty nonetheless if you actually did it or not.
Slytherin is the small nudge to get you going towards whatever you were hesitant in.
Slytherin is stupid competitions like typing lyrics in time to songs and fingers hurting afterwardsĀ
Slytherin is the awkward smiles when someone catches you observing them unconsciously
Slytherin are lips quivering and the huge inhale to compose yourself before plastering a smile to the world
Slytherin is the tender temple kisses with side hugs.
Slytherin is laughing and dreaming about unrealistic futures
Slytherin is perverted smiles to one another after an innuendo
Slytherin is jamming to music and trying to learn dances with friends and collapsing afterwards from laughter
slytherin is trying to be subtle and badass but failing completely.
Being a sltherin doesnāt mean having to be cold, calculating and deceitful all the time. We, Slytherins, are much more than that.
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So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius WarringtonĀ had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?
Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isnāt a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but itās a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.
Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things likeĀ āNO!ā or,Ā āWe canāt have a Slytherin champion!ā or demanding a retry. But heās a Slytherin- heās been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.
Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesnāt really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time heās also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.
Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins donāt forget those who helped them out).
Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.
Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesnāt care what house theyāre form, a spare is a spare.
Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.
Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shoutingĀ āThis is for Cassius!ā
Imagine Harry returning with Warringtonās body, and the crowd realizes whatās happened, but Warringtonās parents donāt show up. Thereās no one to mourn him, to cradle him in their arms and cry for their son. The Slytherins know why. His parents were Death Eaters, too.
Imagine Slytherins reaching out, asking for help from classmates from other houses. Theyāre terrified, truly terrified because the being their parents claimed would never hurt them because theyāre pureblood, they realize that he does not care.
Imagine Slytherins in the 5th book sneaking off to join Dumbledoreās Army, to learn more about who Voldemort is without their parents acting as a filter.Ā
Imagine the shock when theyāre told what heās really done.
Imagine that a few talented Slytherins went with Harry and the others into the Ministry of Magic. The others are a bit wary but they prove themselves as friends.
Imagine them being confronted by Lucius Malfoy in the the Hall of Prophecy, and when the Death Eaters descend, they know that any one of them could be their parents.
Imagine the shocked gasp of a Death Eater as they realize their own child, a pureblood, is standing defiantly with Harry Potter. They choke back a cry. They canāt let their child know that they were about to duel to the death.
Imagine a DA Slytherin facing off against their own Death Eater parent. That they make the decision to let their child defeat them, because in that moment, they realize that they love their child more than they fear Voldemort. They go down, mask unveiled, and the Slytherin kid has to be dragged from the fight before he gets killed.
Imagine Book 6 Slytherins getting more friendly and cooperative with the other houses. Two years of Voldemort terrorizing the muggle and Wizarding world, two years where their parents just up and leave some days, cringing from the pain in their arm, two years after the death of the first Slytherin pureblood, Cassius Warrington, killed by Voldemortās right-hand man, and theyāre slowly hitting the breaking point.
Imagine Slytherin kids keeping tabs on their parents, sending the information to Harry, who shares it with the Order of the Phoenix, and hoping that their parents wonāt be killed.
Imagine Book 7 Slytherins low-key rebelling against the new oppressive Hogwarts staff.
Imagine the final seige on Hogwarts, where Slytherins stand proudly by their fellow houses, knowing full-well they could be fighting their own parents. Some Slytherins knowĀ their parents were in the fighting. They hope to find them first and sneak them away. Their fellow students understand. Professor McGonagall allows 7th Year Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson, to duel a death eater in her stead; her father is under that veil. She knows it.
Imagine the aftermath of the battle; every house suffered loses. Slytherin students crying over the deaths of friends they made in every house.
Imagine a Cassius Warrington statue made in his honor, the first Slytherin to fight and die nobly with Harry Potter, the boy who lived, in the face of ultimate evil. He was a true Slytherin, and its in his name that Slytherin children and their families have cut all ties with the Death Eaters, denounced Voldemort, and are finally living in peace.
Edit: I added more for Hufflepuff fans, and you get to read the longer version of this post.
Also, another amazing post by stellaathena
this is amazing
This post made me feel 1000x better about being a Slytherin, given all the (even canon) hate towards them ;-;
I thought I was in a bad mood, but itās been a few years so I guess this is who I am now.
Slytherin
me honestly
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students donāt take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally āI summon.ā Lumos? FuckingĀ ālight.ā Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!!Ā Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus doesā you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. Itās called Levicorpus, it lifts someoneās body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
my contribution to the 2b promo madness.
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Andi Mack's June premiere titles:
Ā Monday 6/4 at 8p: #215 āBetter To Have Wuvved And Wostā
Ā Monday 6/11 at 8p: #216 āPerfect Day 2.0"Ā
Monday 6/18 at 8p: #217 āTruth or Truth"Ā
Monday 6/25 at 8p: #218 āA Walker To Rememberā
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these cuties are the cutest cuties around
Just imagine: theyāre dancing all goofy like this, and then they just stop, turn towards each other, and start slow dancing together C,:
#Jonah Beck addingĀ ādudeā to his words of affection #to try and make them sound platonic since 2017Ā
āDude, Iām in love with you.ā
āDude, kiss me.ā
*The Scene: Jonahās Performance (from the promo)*
Jonah: Hey everyone. Thanks for coming tonight. My name is Jonah Beck and Iām going to be singing a song I wrote for someone very important to me.
*Buffy and Cyrus turn to smile knowingly at Andi*
Buffy: Itās you.
Cyrus: Itās DEFINITELY you.
Jonah: His name is Cyrus Goodman.
*Cyrus nearly falls out of his seat*
Cyrus: Itās ME??
*Jonah gazes right at Cyrus, a sweet smile lighting up his face*
Jonah: Itās you, Cyrus.
DYING
Andi: Whatās wrong with Cyrus? Heās been laying on the ground for like 15 minutes.
Buffy: Heās feeling a bit overwhelmed.
Andi: Why? What happened?
Buffy: Jonah giggled.
THIS WOULD BE MEĀ
These boyfriends canāt stop checking each other out
OMFGĀ
We love boyfriends who admire each otherās beauty while the other is not looking.
C,:
YESSSS!! IM CRYING!!
Aaaaaaaaaa HES SO CLOSE TO MEĀ