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Quinn 27 | He/His/Him/They/Them l |Queer Trans kid| Just a little boy who's trying to survive this cruel world 💉6/2/2015👍🏼

[ranmagender]

PSA for Switch owners

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

go to the eShop

go to your profile where your funds and account info is

go down to the bottom of the page

there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”

select the Change

select “Don’t Share”

Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.

[cosmomoore]

Wonder how much money Google is paying Nintendo for this?

[sacrilegiousgod-deactivated2020]

How do I even respond to this

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

these were meant to be private

[paxamericana]

[occidentalavian]

[cwicseolfor]

PLEASE

FUCKING

VOTE

[hilariousgrindr]

Everyone mourns differently.

[gahdamnpunk]

This pandemic is really proving that government has the means to solve all problems they just choose not to

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I studied abroad in London in 2014 and my British Politics professor literally brought in a former homeless woman who had been made not-homeless when, during the 2012 Olympics, she and everyone else were given temporary housing to keep them off the streets. and while some people returned to being homeless afterwards, most people didn’t, because it turns out it’s easier to get a job and be secure if you already have the house thing taken care of.

the government could absolutely fix homelessness today, and it would solve homelessness not just temporarily, but for the long term. but the government chooses not to, not because it’s expensive (it’s more expensive to have homeless people than it is to give them homes), not because it doesn’t work (there are a lot of studies confirming that it does), but because some people think that being poor is a moral failing that can only be solved by shitting on them some more.

[jenniferrpovey]

Housing first works.

It’s very hard to get a job when you live at No Fixed Address.

[yuras-deactivated20260304]

[hollywoodsocialite]

[ruinedchildhood]

Getting your stimulus check like…

[ifswagwasacrime]

Reblog for good luck

[the-sunflower-one]

My mood rn

[catchymemes]

[tysannoraurus-sex]

By law, it should be

REQUIRED to have wheelchair ramps at every door

REQUIRED to have elevators in every building

REQUIRED to have braille on every sign

REQUIRED to have auditory options for every text

REQUIRED for children to learn d/Deaf standard sign language in school

REQUIRED that everyone learn how to do CPR and how to detect a stroke

REQUIRED that areas with strobe/flashing lights have proper warnings

Stop calling it disability "friendly" or "accessible". Start calling it the fucking standard.

[naileditnz]

[sapphictastic]

it's called gay rights bc i'm gay and i'm always right

[canadianstuck]

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

[ournameisfun]

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

[sammysausage]

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”

[windyvalleyzone]

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

[jxhn-mulaney]

i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied “that’s where my hips are” and someone in the back shouted “look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips!” and he yelled back “that’s my joke! i’m offended!!”

[viinnttaaggee]

[fathappychap-deactivated2017022]

Mature adult: how to relationship

As a person that has been in a 10 year long, happy healthy relationship, we have fun, we talk about everything, rarely fight, and have a very healthy bedroom life, all while parenting, working 12+ hr shifts, and dealing with crisis’s and life events. Here’s what I learned.

1) you are 2 different people who were raised differently and see the world differently.
You will not share the same opinion on things, or how things should be done, discuss expectations and what you hope the outcome will be.

2) figure out your roles. What you think a husband/boyfriend ect should do my be different than what he/she thinks a boyfriend/husband ect should do. So even if a person thinks they are fulfilling their role they may not be living up to their significant others expectations.

3) ask “ what did you hear me say”, amazing what gets lost in translation.

4) never assume. You don’t know what’s going on In someone’s head, or even their day for that matter. Let them tell you why they did or said or reacted the way that they did. Start with empathy not defensiveness.

5) sex is for intimacy and closeness. Both partners NEED sex. No one should be withholding sex for punishment purposes. A frustrated person who isn’t receiving intimacy from you is not really in a good head space to sit down and discuss “ your needs.”

6) no threats. No ultimatums.
Don’t do it. It’s wrong. It’s counterproductive, it accomplishes nothing.

7) be honest about who you are, and what you need. Every person deserves to be loved for themselves. If your not a good fit better to discover it sooner rather than later.

8) say exactly what you need. ie… When we argue and I walk away I need you to follow me, if you don’t I feel like you don’t care enough about me or our marriage to follow me and fix it. 
Yes it is a vulnerable thing to be that honest, and it would be devastating if the person knew exactly what you needed and didn’t do it, but in a good relationships this makes everyone happy. You get what you need and your partner doesn’t have to sift through 6 years of subtle hints to figure out what to do.

9) adults come before kids ( okay throw your stones) seriously. Kids move out, partners ( you hope) stay longer than the kids, plus you need to make a united front. Same goes for friends, don’t ditch em, just don’t put them before your relationship.

10) put some effort in it. Greet them with a hug and smile. It sets the tone for the day, kiss in the morning, sleep together, naked ( yes, seriously, you’ll fight less, have more sex, run a higher metabolism be thinner and sleep better, go sleep naked).

11) NEVER put your significant other down in public. It makes you look catty and bitter, people will develop a long term impression based on your 6 second venting session and you’ll never be able to change it. Plus it’s awkward for everyone to watch you 2 duke it out in public.

12) say thank you, and please, and be polite.
It’s not that hard, it sets the tone for how you will treat each other, and if you do it at home you won’t forget to do it in public, plus why wouldn’t you be kind to your significant other.

13) tell them what you like about them, and thank you for things they have done. Yes… Do it. Everyone needs to hear they they are wanted appreciated, needed and noticed, you want that too. 14) don’t fight to win. If you argue and one of you “Wins” your relationship is the real loser. The purpose is to find a workable solution, not necessarily a solution that both of you like. Compromise isn’t always possible.

15) Put each other’s happiness first, if you focus on making each other happy, you’ll both be happy. If you focus on making yourself happy you’ll both be miserable.

[elveny]

16) Communicate. A LOT. Like, ask your partner how their day was, if they believe in heaven or what they think about this or that which you found on the internet. It doesn’t always have to be the “Is God alive” conversation but TALK. Always. Daily. Tell them about that moron in the car before you and the annoying thing your boss said and the beautiful flower you saw at lunch break. Make them a part of the day you don’t share. Also: talk to them about things that annoy you BEFORE you explode and you have a fight about basically nothing.

17) Tell them you love them daily without expecting them to always say it back. Don’t forget to tell them WHY you love them once in a while.

18) Don’t expect to be able to solve everything for each other. Sometimes, you cannot help your partner. But you can always be there for them, listen and talk about it. And sometimes, your partner wants nothing more but bitch about something without expecting you to fix it. That’s what sharing is.

[melonmemes]