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AND THE WORLD SAYS 'KISS ME, SON OF GOD!' INDEPENDENT EDWARD NYGMA PRE/POST NEW 52 SELECTIVE MULTIVERSE MULTISHIP TRACKING : CONUNDRUM UNDER CONSTRUCTION! READ RULES BEFORE INTERACTING! WRITTEN BY A V E R Y .

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✧  CHVRCHES  LYRIC  PROMPTS.

just my favorite lyrics from my favorite songs by this amazing band.

GUN :

❝ You had better run from me, with everything you own. ❞ ❝ Cause I am gonna come for you, with all that I have. ❞ ❝ I am gonna break you down, to tiny, tiny parts. ❞ ❝ I never believed but I see it now. ❞ ❝ I’m learning your lesson, I’m learning your lesson. ❞ ❝ Did it make you feel so clever? ❞ ❝ Did you wear it on your sleeve? ❞ ❝ Did you see another picture, where I was not a part? ❞ ❝ There’s no other way, never run far. ❞ ❝ Take a good swing at me and everything is even. ❞ ❝ So finally, we agree, no place for promises here. ❞ ❝ I have burned your bridges. ❞ ❝ Who are you to tell me how to keep myself afloat? ❞

BROKEN BONES :

❝ Catch them and kill them, you’re only hope is evil. ❞ ❝ I will not die, I will keep quiet. ❞ ❝ I will hold you high above. ❞ ❝ You’re on your own, wait till dawn and then go. ❞ ❝ No help here from heaven. ❞ ❝ You’re not as real as I am. ❞ ❝ I will wake up the dark eyes. ❞ ❝ I’m lying here inside your sleep. ❞ ❝ Our love will never die. ❞ ❝ Your weakness is clear now. ❞ ❝ You are another one buried here by no one. ❞ ❝ I will keep you inside with your soul live. ❞ ❝ Keep your head beneath your hands. ❞

THE MOTHER WE SHARE : 

❝ Never took your side, never crossed your life. ❞ ❝ I keep my whip shut tight, until you call. ❞ ❝ I’m in misery where you can see as old as your omens. ❞ ❝ And the mother we share will never keep your proud head from falling. ❞ ❝ The way is long but you can make it easy on me. ❞ ❝ In the, I’m the only one here. ❞ ❝ And I will cover you, until you go. ❞ ❝ Cause if I told the truth, I will always be free. ❞ ❝ And keep a prize with me, until you go. ❞ ❝ Into the night falls, we’re the only ones left. ❞ ❝ I bet you even know, where you can go. ❞ ❝ When it all fucks up, you put your head in my hands. ❞ ❝ It’s a souvenir, for when you go. ❞

STRONG HAND : 

❝ Why don’t you tell me, what do you need? ❞ ❝ There is a blank page for you. ❞ ❝ Give me the bones of what you believe. ❞ ❝ Maybe they’ll save you from me. ❞ ❝ Will I be the strong hand, keep you safe? ❞ ❝ Or will I break you in half? ❞ ❝ And you will never be under my thumb. ❞ ❝ See the way we all run, when we know it all off by heart. ❞ ❝ Will we win or lose it this time? ❞ ❝ When the pressure’s building for a great white hope. ❞ ❝ Do you give up things that you love? ❞ ❝ And the pressure’s building ‘til it takes you whole. ❞ ❝ Can you go back on your own word? ❞

NIGHT SKY : 

❝ I will carry you and give you life. ❞ ❝ I will cover you and show you the way. ❞ ❝ It’s a sequence that you never learned. ❞ ❝ It’s a lesson I will never forget. ❞ ❝ I can hear you in the overtones. ❞ ❝ Just an echo of the promise we made. ❞ ❝ Change the future, we can travel time. ❞ ❝ Or make us blind so we can never look back. ❞ ❝ We can never look back. ❞ ❝ I’m the night-sky, I’m the fire in your eyes. ❞ ❝ And I want you, now and for all time. ❞ ❝ I’m the cold heart, I’m the secret that you hide. ❞ ❝ I’ll be listening until you decide. ❞

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Send 😘🍺 to drunkenly kiss my muse!

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badreturns:

❝If by WITTY ya mean fuckin’ HILARIOUS, then yes, yes I am.❞

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                         ❝ ... Something about you is hilarious. And it isn’t you jokes. ❞

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@all me edward nygma’s (or nigma whatever way ya wanna spell it)

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–love from digger xoxo

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                        ❝ oh dear, you’re witty, aren’t you? ❞

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🔧+2 ( WHAT A WAY TO SAY HELLO)

|   🔧 - BEAT MY MUSE WITH A… || ACCEPTING ||

2 - BASEBALL BAT   |

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                        ❝ O-OOF!! ❞

                                       THE FIRST HIT IS DELIVERED TO EDWARD’S SOLAR PLEXUS, HARD WOOD SLAMMING INTO HIM WITH FORCE, DOUBLING HIM OVER AND KNOCKING THE BREATH OUT OF HIM. THEN IT COLLIDES WITH HIS KNEES WITH A SICKENING ‘T H W O M P !’, KNOCKING HIM ONTO HIS BACK. THE LAST HIT STRIKES HIM ACROSS THE JAW, DISLOCATING-- POSSIBLY EVEN BREAKING IT, BUSTING A LIP. PERHAPS EVEN KNOCKING OUT A FEW TEETH. HE’S BLEEDING FROM HIS MOUTH, WHEEZING PATHETICALLY. HE IS SILENT FOR ONCE. 

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                         ❝ Father’s day? ... OH! You mean the 18th of June! ❞

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sexual sentences .

a collection of dirty talk sentences.

soft .

“ I want to lick you all over…”

“ You’re so hot…”

“ ~Keep doing that.”

“ There’s no where else I’d rather be than inside of you right now“

“ Keep spreading, baby ~ I’m gonna fill you up so good…”

“ That feels amazing baby “

“ Tell me what you like ~ “

“ Come sit on my lap, love “

“ Mmm… do you like that? “

“ I’m getting so turned on/wet/hard “

“ You look so handsome right now…“

“ What do you feel like doing to me?” 

“ You look so gorgeous right now…”

“ I love how you look at me when you’re turned on…” 

“ Tell me if it’s too hard…”

“ Mmm… you taste so good baby. ” 

“ ~ Tell me when you’re about to come?”

“ I could spend all day between your legs…”

“  I’m getting close —”

“ You’re so damn gorgeous. “

less soft .

“ I love your big hands all over my ass.”

“ ~  Get on your knees for me?”

“ I love your big hands all over my chest.”

“ I love your small hands all over my cock.”

“ You have such a perfect ass/cock/pussy/body/etc.” 

“ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to come. “

“ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your cock.”

“ Cum in my mouth. I want to taste you. ” 

“ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your pussy.” 

“ That’s it ~ Good girl/boy…” 

“ You sound so sexy when I’m going down on you “

“ I want you to cum for me/on me/in me”

“ You can have me any way you want me baby “

“ Mmm… I can tell that you’re having fun…”

“ Where do you want to cum? ~”

“ Relax… just lie back and let me make you cum. “ 

“ Where do you want me to cum?”

“ ~ I love the things you do with your tongue.” 

“ Strip for me, honey. Slow. I want to savor every inch of you. “

rough .

“ I want you to cum so hard that I feel your cock pulsing inside of me “

“ Get on your knees ~ ?”

“ I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this. “

“ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “

“ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little pussy clenching around my cock “ 

“ Tell me how much you love it when I fuck you/when you fuck me ” 

“ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little ass clenching around my cock ” 

“ Tell me how badly you want me to fuck you…” 

“ Mmm… I fucking love it when you ride me like this…“

“… I own this pretty little pussy/big wet cock ~”¨

“ Get over here, big boy. Show me what you’re packing. “

“ I’m going to lick you and suck you until you come. “

“ Ride me harder !” 

“ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~”

“ I love it when I can feel you squeeze around me “

“ Use your mouth on me. “

“ You like that, don’t you? You like it when your woman does that to you? “

“ I adore how naughty you are. “

“Oh you naughty, naughty boy/girl/woman/man…”

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Violent/Painful Starter Pack

🤜 - Punch my Muse in the…

Stomach.

Jaw.

Nose.

Mouth.

Cheek.

Shoulder.

Back.

Ribs.

Chest.

You choose.

👟 - Kick my Muse in the…

Stomach.

Back.

Ribs.

Chest.

Shin.

Bottom.

Hip.

Waist.

Cheek.

You choose.

🔧 - Beat my Muse with a…

Wrench.

Baseball bat.

Wooden plank.

Belt.

Nunchucks.

Broken bottle.

Brass knuckles.

Hammer.

Chain.

You choose.

🔪 - Cut my Muse in the…

Stomach.

Back.

Ribs.

Chest.

Leg.

Hip.

Waist.

Face.

Neck.

You choose.

🗣 - Tell them…

“You’re worthless!”

“I never loved you.”

“I hate you.”

“I never want to see you again!”

“You’re disgusting.”

“I wish you were never born!”

“You ruin everything, just like always!”

“You’re nothing but a burden.”

“I wish you were dead!”

You choose.

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{{ thank you! my edward is a beautiful, handsome trans boy :)

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“Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.”

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“The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.”

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                          ❝ ... BOOO. ❞HE TRIES NOT TO SMIRK.

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“Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.” (from poppy if that's ok!)

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                          ❝ HAHA-!! OH WOW...THAT...THAT’S A GOOD ONE. ❞

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Dad Pun Sentence Starters

Send one to my Muse, or alternatively send  👍and my Muse will say one to you!

“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.” “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.” “A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’” “Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!” “How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!” “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.” “I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.” “How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.” “Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.” “'Wow, you’re a fart smella…I mean smart fella!” “I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!” “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1” “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.” “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.” “How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.” “Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.” “I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.” “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.” “How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.” “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” “Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.” “Don’t call me later, call me Dad.” “What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant” “Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.” “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.” “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.” “What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.” “I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.” “The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.” “This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.” “5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.” “Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”“ “What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.” “What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.” “I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.” “To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.” “The rotation of earth really makes my day.” “I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.” “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.” “I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!” “Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.” “Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.” “A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.” “I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.” “Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.” “I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.” “People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.”

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diadelabruja:

“The thing is, I’m pretty sure the people that died from your last scheme have it worse.” 

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                          ❝ Thats what I like about you. Always thinking about the people. They don’t have it worse,                                                           Alex. They’re dead. They don’t have it any way.  ❞