Praise The Golden Boy

Emil | He/Him | someone tell me to stfu lol |

[byjove]

fun first date questions:

when’s the first time you saw a dead body?

how many pens do you think you’ve stolen?

what is the weirdest thing you’ve found in a parking lot?

what insect would you marry if it was sentient and human-sized?

what age would you like to die at?

would you sacrifice your body to feed your pets?

what poisonous substance do you feel the biggest urge to eat?

would you willingly move into a haunted house?

would you grow a third and possibly fourth arm if you could?

what unsolved murder haunts you the most?

would you be okay with being mummified after death?

would you like me to cover the check or should we split it?

[blairwitchapologist]

bro i’m sorry i said “good game” after we had sex

[ripe]

unconventional_acres on ig

[destinyrush]

[corporationkills]

on all levels , including physical , i am this

[45888347-inactive]

cardinal truths:

-women be shoppin

-men get pegged

-cops are bastards

-shrimpin ain’t easy

[laughconfetti]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Biden x Sanders x Steyer, love triangle, hate sex, unrequited feelings, climate change policy as foreplay, poly relationships, financial domination, Rated: E 5.2k words part 1 of 4.

[gyptym]

[snailtongue]

[newathens]

not to dig up ancient pjo discourse but if people think percy WOULDNT level a city because annabeth died than we clearly have severely different interpretations of percy

[thecrapollocabin]

He’d level a city, but leave every building she had admired 

[newathens]

[egberts]

[mass-destruction-blog-deactivat]

HEAH

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’ve thought about this post every day for the past 5 years

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

Tomorrow we are celebrating the 30th anniversary of The Velvet Revolution

And I urge all of you tumblr communists to actually read about the reality of communist and socialist totalitarian regimes. About all the political prisoners, the physical and psychological torture and blackmailing they were subjected to. About the people who were shot for trying to cross the borders. About the monitoring and eavesdropping. About the lack of religious freedom. About the censure and manipulation of information. About all the things you guys ignore in your "uwu communism" memes.

[dobruschka]

the Czech Republic celebrates 25 years since the Velvet Revolution, the overthrowing of the communist government

we’re celebrating 25 years of freedom and democracy

this revolution was started by university students and young people, a group underestimated by both the government and the older generation

the motto of the revolution was “when - if not now. who - if not us?”

life isn’t perfect now but it’s so much better and for that we are eternally grateful

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

my hands are always cold ( that means u should hold them )

[mountaindulcimer-deactivated201]

Apple spider

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Vinegar

[xaviersboner]

Boots with the fur

[newyorker]