Lucifer the emo Nemo

Czech • he/him • Call me Luc • Mrakomor simp • You can find my fics @ krchov on ao3 • Really intense about apple cultivars • Currently have lot of feelings about: still thinking about autovivisection but... the gay cardinals.

[samreich]

just throwing this out there

[marzipanandminutiae]

many of our ancestors worked so hard to be not farming and I deeply appreciate that

I love not farming

I respect the hell out of farmers and I'm glad that's someone's dream. because it's sure not mine

I would not be taken in by the tradwife influencer grift about milking a cow in a sundress. I have been around cows. my uncle was a dairy farmer. I love not milking a cow. I love getting milk from a store. I love getting vegetables and fruit and meat and bread from a store.

would I rather it be a local farm's store or a local bakery or butcher shop? yes! maybe when I make more money!

but oh. my god. I love not farming so much

[slavicafire]

papa brought lidl

[cernadusestudakova]

čeština je mýtus který vymyslel Josef Jungmann aby se mu lépe prodával slovník

[frownyalfred]

I read a Commander Cody fic where he was dying from accelerated aging and was forcibly made young and healthy again, and the first thing he did upon being fighting fit was try to strangle the person who brought him back because he just wanted to be old and die finally.

Which was just so Bruce Wayne coded to me for some reason. Someone dunks him in the Lazarus Pit for the 4th time (probably Tim…or Clark) and the first thing he does after clawing his way out is try to strangle the nearest person because god damn it, he just wanted to be old.

he doesn’t want to fight anymore. why won’t anyone let him get old? why do they keep making him young? he has a whole generation of heroes under him but for some reason no one will let him go—

[frownyalfred]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[spiribia]

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

[snippybaby]

Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets

[blackwoolncrown]

[00000066]

[dogpuppy]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[steblynka-draws]

Art I made for a server remix event, an illustration for @krchov's amazing fic That’s brother Antonio, he goes to another church, where Vincent glued a fake mustache on his face and went to play football (but with Filipino Vincent)

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[anistarrose]

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

[sourcreammachine]

one of my friends is petite-bourgeois and has big boobs. another one of my friends is petite-bourgeois and has small boobs. therefore it’s not the boobs that define petite-bourgeoisie, it’s something else entirely

[olympemancini]

Did you tell the police any of that stuff you knew?

- I did not. Sorry if I shock you, but the plain fact is he only got what he deserved.

GOSFORD PARK (2001) dir. Robert Altman