[getocakes]

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[turnupthestrobe]

[mossycakes]

kendall: i fucking hate my life

roman: IM GAY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shiv:

[guiltfactory-moved]

you're allowed to animal abuse human men

[longhorned]

Nancy, March 3,1952

[loveridden1999]

the universe will give me what i want and more in time

[lordeboy]

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

I don't fw anything anymore...

[berdyayeva]

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

[box-number-two]

i was explaining the 2137 meme to a friend and was about to say that pope jp2's death was like 9/11 in poland but then i remembered we also had another 9/11 in the form of smolensk. so we had two 9/11s. which feels like it explains a lot but i'm not sure what exactly.

[fairycosmos]

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[longseasons]

when your coffee tastes good today and you start thinking god has forgiven you