Randomness

Randomness is what this blog is. I blog what I want. im in a million of fandoms and I ship many ships. im allergic to cats which is weird because I can relate to a cat and I act like a cat. follow me on ao3, Twitter, instagram, and tiktok @1ragingrice.

[thingsilikeincaseofamnesia]

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[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 8

Waterboy (Dispatch)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Remaining time: 1 day 23 hours

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Imagine if the dispatch characters were of the competition. I imagine they'd be proud and impressed until they see the matchup.

Robert: It's ok, Waterboy. There's always next year.

Punch up: Come on kid. Drinks on me.

They won't even wait to see the votes 😂

[punishandenslavesuckers]

Okay, but the idea that Robert Robertson, even back when he was Mecha Man, has always been a dirty fighter is really funny. Like Prime and Astral being kind of above board and more classically heroic in their PR approach, but both killed tragically.

Then Mecha Man Blue appears on the scene, and he has no fucking chill and does NOT abide a villainous monologue or hero etiquette. He'll hit you in the face with a drone while you're in mid-evil speech. He'll drop kick a motherfucker full force with the mech suit, not check if they have super-healing or whatever. If you're killing ppl, these hands are rated E for "Your Evil Ass".

Blue doesn't fight outside of the suit very much, but on the few occasions it has happened, he is also fighting dirty. Oh, you're doing a fist fight? He picks up piece of rebar and just wails on you. You have a gun? LOL my armor is bullet proof kinetic tech-skin and I'm kicking you in the balls. He's breaking fingers and pulling hair. He does not give a fuck.

"A Mecha Man for the modern era," just means a Mecha Man who will fucking whoop your ass and everyone in the greater LA area is just like "He's valid! He has no superpowers! He's just a guy! He did nothing wrong!" Then they put together 5 minute "MMblue Sucker Punch compilation" edits of Mecha just annihilating villains to popular TikTok audios.

If anyone had paid attention during the bar fight, they might have noticed Robert's feral raccoon energy was weirdly familiar.

[me-theuser]

I only noticed five and a half paragraphs into drafting up a reblog that I was using it as an excuse to talk about Roberts relationship with violence. So. I made that its own post, but know I have Opinions.

[shuploc]

Dispatchin' ain't easy... 📞

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quick doodle on markings and scars

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Idea of Robert wearing prosthetic limb

[eiiegeia]

humans still look disguuusttt when eat

[izbnart]

Dispatch animation! 👍

[flaccid-rats]

May I offer more text posts on this fine Monday morning?

[ravmycupine]

Grace makes a shocking discovery

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[lostsometime]

ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic

Check him out he’s so cool

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[timblrdrake]

if you think about it my life is a lot like the muppet movie

[djpachipikachu]

rocky being a fucking freak is my favorite headcanon This is who was first contact with aliens. doomed all eridians really

[wildminti]

Rocky's body is a machine that turns one (1) praise into 10,000,000,000 praises 💕💕💕