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@1ratedsa1esman1997
INTRO
Y0U. LIGHT> ER. SPEAK [Limited Sales, Act Fast!]
can i buy one hundred grease :) i have 8 dollsrs
*EI EIGH[$4.99] KROM 3R?!?? NOW THAT’S A [Tax Evasion] DE >AL!!1!!
*EAHAEHAEHAEHAEHA
*[Insert Card To Confirm Transaction]
ON HIATUS
yeah sorry lol ive just been busy, so ill be back,,,, sometime!!
Sorry I haven’t been posting lately, I’ve been very busy with academics!! will def answer asks when i get the chance, thank you all for being patient
animation WIP from a month or so ago that I may or may not finish so I thought I'd share the rough in case I don't 😭
RANT BELOW
HE- HE Y HEY! I 'M THE [[The Guy You're Looking For]]! I M4Y NOT BE TOO CONNECTED TO My [[Dark Protagonist Backstory]]— IF AN YTHING I"M MORE CONNECTED TO MY POST-[Chapter 4] CAN0N WITH MY [[Trash heap]]! BUT I DO DEFINITEL Y HAVE TH1NGS TO [[Talk About Your Past]].
((Put under cut so we're not full-blasting the details of Spamton's whole... situation. Trigger warning for mentions of psychosis and religion, as well as some minor delusional/paranoia relapses with his typing quirk. Stay safe while reading! -White Addison 📧📞))
GL A>D [Two] [Pay Per View] AN0THER [Number One Rated Salesman1997], EV3N IF WE;R SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. (FICTIVE VS FICTIONKIN)
I HO ‘EP YUO CAN OVERCOME [The Visions.]
ALTHOUG I DO ADM1T I DON’T HAVE [The Visions.] N0R PRAAY (ANYMOR, THAT 1S) I H0 OPE YOU CAN STAY [Strong, And Silly!]
YEA H! BUT CL0SE ENOUGH, A SPAMTON'$ A SPAMTON [2 Me]! [[Double Or Nothing]]S ARE AWESOME EITHER WAY RAHHH
THANK Y_oU [[Kind Sir]]! I AM THANKFULL Y NOT IN ONE OF THOSE [Prone Periods] AS I C4LL THEM SO I STA Y [[Silly Billy]] FOR THE TIME BEING
LUCKY 💔 [wshing you luck!] YOU DON'T HAVE TO FALL INTO THAT EVER IT SUCK$
TH4NK YO_U !! [By The By], YOU”R 3 THE [Bestest] [[BIG SHOT]] I;VE M MET ON [Tumblr.com]!!1!
WOULD YOU LIK3 [2] CONTIN> UE ON [Direct Messaging]?? I’D L0 V3 TO LEARN MOR ABO4T YOU!!
(YO4 DO N0T NE3D TO [Accept Terms And Conditions] IF [Discomforted]!!)
H3Y HEY [[Trash Heap]]!1!!1!
PLEA <SE D0N’TFOAMMEAGA1N.
WANT [Two] CHAT??
Um who are you?
YOUR [Number One Rated Salesman1997]!!1! Y0U D> D DON’T RECOGN1ZE YOUR OWN [Co-Host]???
Co host? Ya right, are you some delusional fan? Because this is getting creepy, wears my spray?
C0ME O ON [Cathode]!! D1D YOU L<SE YUOR [Pay Per View] WHEN YOU [Ad-Blocker] M3?!??
DON’T YUO RECOGNIZ3 MY [Copyright] CH@RM??!? MY $1GNATURE B[Big Shot Autos!] >B BOD?!??
YOU HA AVE T0 R3COGNI$E ME!! YUO… EEVEN 1F NO [1] CAN, [You, yes, you!] HAVE [Two]!! I… I’M. [Apology]. PL3ASE, YOU…
FF F[ifty percent off!]!1! W> WH@tt WAS I TH1NK1NG?? I SW3AR, I.
I D DON’T [No] HOW 2 PROVE 1T TO YOU!!1! IS THAT WHAT Y0U WANTED TO HEAR??1! I CAN’T…
*Spamton fell to his knees, fingertips digging into his face. His hands shook, unsteady.
I DIDN’T EVER… I DiDN’T EVEn G GET TO SAY GOODBYE.
…I’M Ssorry, Tens. I rEally am. I never meant for this to happen, you know? I missed you. I missed you S0 MUCH [Cathode]. I N3E> D YU0 [2] K KNOw THAT. [Accept Terms And Conditions?]
reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real
RANT BELOW
HE- HE Y HEY! I 'M THE [[The Guy You're Looking For]]! I M4Y NOT BE TOO CONNECTED TO My [[Dark Protagonist Backstory]]— IF AN YTHING I"M MORE CONNECTED TO MY POST-[Chapter 4] CAN0N WITH MY [[Trash heap]]! BUT I DO DEFINITEL Y HAVE TH1NGS TO [[Talk About Your Past]].
((Put under cut so we're not full-blasting the details of Spamton's whole... situation. Trigger warning for mentions of psychosis and religion, as well as some minor delusional/paranoia relapses with his typing quirk. Stay safe while reading! -White Addison 📧📞))
GL A>D [Two] [Pay Per View] AN0THER [Number One Rated Salesman1997], EV3N IF WE;R SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. (FICTIVE VS FICTIONKIN)
I HO ‘EP YUO CAN OVERCOME [The Visions.]
ALTHOUG I DO ADM1T I DON’T HAVE [The Visions.] N0R PRAAY (ANYMOR, THAT 1S) I H0 OPE YOU CAN STAY [Strong, And Silly!]
Making my RP Account separate from my fiction Kin account so this one will be a bit more inconsistent to better match each RP. should I give a link to my fiction kin account?
oh wow you’re fictionkin too?? thats sweet!! also PLEASE give the link to the fictionkin acc (and please turn on comments lmao)
H3Y HEY [[Trash Heap]]!1!!1!
PLEA <SE D0N’TFOAMMEAGA1N.
WANT [Two] CHAT??
Um who are you?
YOUR [Number One Rated Salesman1997]!!1! Y0U D> D DON’T RECOGN1ZE YOUR OWN [Co-Host]???
do other spamtons get discounts in your shop since we're the same guy?/j
+10 [[KROMER]] W4S 4DD3D T0 [your!!!] B4LANCE
*DELICSUS KROMER
*AND [Moist] CERTA1NLY!! ONLY THE [[BIG SHOTS]] GET [50% Off All Sales]!1!
*BUT N0T [All Of The Above] OTHER [Number One Rated Salesman1997] GET [Limited, One-Time Use Discount]!!!ONLY THE [111] I LIK3.
*I L1KE YOU [BIG SHOT]!! [Equip Coupon].!!
*You received a small, aged coupon that reads, “50% Off All Sales @ BIG SHOT AUTOS”.
soamton you are awesomesauce,
*FINALLY! A [Quality Car Deals] QUEST10N.
*A >AND DO YOU H3AR THAT?? THE [Balloons]??
*YUO’RE MY [1,001st] CUSTOM ER!!1!
*[BSHOT HAIR GREASE] IS NOW [[70% Off!]] [Four] YOU LITTLE [Sponge]!!
Hey hey [Twin]! What's your kind of [Heaven]?
*[Heaven]? L1KE THE SMOOTH TASTE OF
*…
*I D0 NT KNOW WH> HAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. [Hyperlink Blocked], IT’S
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*ASK. A DIFFERENT. QU< UESTION.
Remember Tenna? Do you miss him?
*D0< DON’T F[ifty percent off!] [[CRTs]] ME. THE MAN’S A [Filthy Criminal]!1!! A CRIMINAL I TELL YOU!!!
*I D0N T NEED ANY [Man, Woman, Or Child] [At Half Price]!!1!
*EAHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!!
*SPEAKING OF [Celebirties], D1D YOU KNOW THAT I…
*No, please! I’m sorry! I swear I didn’t mean it! I can’t--
*WORKING HOURS TOO SHORT??? TAKE A GOD DAMN ACID DIVE
greetings mailman, have you any deals for me today
*H3LLO [Valued Customer]!!1!
[applause.sfx]
100% CERTIFI >D WAREZ [In Stock!]
- BSHOT HAIR GREASE
AFFECTS HP SO S SO MUCH! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF
ALL FORR [The Low Low Price Of] 101 KR0MER.
DEAL SO GREAT I’M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!
*TIP_ PLA CE YUOR [Genorisity] IN [The One, The Only!]
HELLO TWIN
H3Y HEY [[BIG SHOT]]!!!
[5% Percent Off All Sales] MY GO0D [Insert Gender].