MY [$4.99] [One Stop Shop!]

G1VE [Kromer] N> N[Sales End Soon!].

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

INTRO

Y0U. LIGHT> ER. SPEAK [Limited Sales, Act Fast!]

⚠️WARNING: YUOR [#1 Rated Salesman 1997] MAY SPEAK OF: [Alcoholism, addiction, divorce, depression, and more.]⚠️

_IM [Spamton G. Spamton], [Coming To You Li-]NO. NO N NO N> N

_I don’t have a DNI, but I still can and will block

_Asks and DMS are more than welcome, just don’t get too personal please and thank you!!

_Mediamates/sourcemates are encouraged to interact!

_This includes “doubles” or other Spamtons!

_I’m inconsistent with replies, so please be patient

_Flirty/suggestive asks and comments are approved!

_Ships are allowed, any kind and any pair!

_Fanart is more than welcome! I might even respond with a drawing if you tag me in it or send it to me directly!!

_I’m also free to roleplay as the many different AUS of myself. As long as I you tell me which AU you’d like to roleplay!

_To add to this, I’m also willing to occasionally roleplay as other Deltarune and/or Undertale characters. Just. Don’t make me roleplay as any of the Dreemurr family. Or the main 3.

TAGS

_#[OPEN FOR SALE] -> Answers to roleplay asks and/or answering asks in roleplay

_#[SHOP CLOSED] -> Fictionkin and “behind the scenes” posts

_#LITTLE [Sponge] -> Answers to asks from mediamates/sourcemates

_#[My Long Lost Twin!] -> Answers to doubles or other spamtons

_#[Really?? For Me?] -> Fanart and/or responses to fanart

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

can i buy one hundred grease :) i have 8 dollsrs

*EI EIGH[$4.99] KROM 3R?!?? NOW THAT’S A [Tax Evasion] DE >AL!!1!!

*EAHAEHAEHAEHAEHA

*[Insert Card To Confirm Transaction]

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

ON HIATUS

yeah sorry lol ive just been busy, so ill be back,,,, sometime!!

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

Sorry I haven’t been posting lately, I’ve been very busy with academics!! will def answer asks when i get the chance, thank you all for being patient

[jjgg-art]

animation WIP from a month or so ago that I may or may not finish so I thought I'd share the rough in case I don't 😭

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

RANT BELOW

Mod: its so late right now and im so tired and i have fucking TESTS soon. im going to tweak out so bad. but anyways unrelated, i was trying to say like

is any other Spamton out there so SPAMTON that they legitimately pray and/or have superstitions. ive also considered researching more on ACTUAL marketing and advertisement stuff just to feel more myself even though as a spamton myself i hate advertisement. and probably suck ass at it.

this sort of ties into how i only rose to fame after the deal. (i don’t have a past life, i mean in canon) and why the addisons were surprised. they were surprised because im ACTUALLY an ugly and unattractive addison and terrible at advertisement, not conventionally attractive and charming as people portray me. idk. feeling iffy about all the fanon ideas of myself floating online. not that i’m against them of course, i’m flattered as anyone else would be.

[specil-salesmen-1997]

HE- HE Y HEY! I 'M THE [[The Guy You're Looking For]]! I M4Y NOT BE TOO CONNECTED TO My [[Dark Protagonist Backstory]]— IF AN YTHING I"M MORE CONNECTED TO MY POST-[Chapter 4] CAN0N WITH MY [[Trash heap]]! BUT I DO DEFINITEL Y HAVE TH1NGS TO [[Talk About Your Past]].

((Put under cut so we're not full-blasting the details of Spamton's whole... situation. Trigger warning for mentions of psychosis and religion, as well as some minor delusional/paranoia relapses with his typing quirk. Stay safe while reading! -White Addison 📧📞))

I END UP G3TTING [On/Off Switch] [[tw religious psychosis]]. TH0UGH IT'S ONLY FO R A TIME PERI0D, IT;$ [[Recurring Event]].

I H4VEN'T STARTED [[PRAY TO THE LORD AND PRAY TO HEAVEN AND YOU WILL SEE THE L1G]]

OH O0PS.

AS I WAS SA YING. I HAVEN;T STARTED PRAY1NG YET SO I GUESS THAT'S A [[Top 10 signs of good luck!]]. BUT I DO GET VERY [Reality Dysphoria] DURING THOSE PERIODS BECAUSE MY [[Visions of H E A V E N]] LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM TH1S REALITY, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE THE SAME.

OTH3RWISE I HAVE [crashout post] ABO4T TH>e [[Mysterious Benefactor]] ONCE OR TWICE. AND AB0UT [[the phone's ringing the phone's riniging the phone's ringing the phone's ringing th]].

IT SUCKS [F&!%] WHEN I'M IN THAT [Accident-Prone] PERIØD, BUT WHATEVER [[We Stay Silly]]

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

GL A>D [Two] [Pay Per View] AN0THER [Number One Rated Salesman1997], EV3N IF WE;R SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. (FICTIVE VS FICTIONKIN)

I HO ‘EP YUO CAN OVERCOME [The Visions.]

ALTHOUG I DO ADM1T I DON’T HAVE [The Visions.] N0R PRAAY (ANYMOR, THAT 1S) I H0 OPE YOU CAN STAY [Strong, And Silly!]

[specil-salesmen-1997]

YEA H! BUT CL0SE ENOUGH, A SPAMTON'$ A SPAMTON [2 Me]! [[Double Or Nothing]]S ARE AWESOME EITHER WAY RAHHH

THANK Y_oU [[Kind Sir]]! I AM THANKFULL Y NOT IN ONE OF THOSE [Prone Periods] AS I C4LL THEM SO I STA Y [[Silly Billy]] FOR THE TIME BEING

LUCKY 💔 [wshing you luck!] YOU DON'T HAVE TO FALL INTO THAT EVER IT SUCK$

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

TH4NK YO_U !! [By The By], YOU”R 3 THE [Bestest] [[BIG SHOT]] I;VE M MET ON [Tumblr.com]!!1!

WOULD YOU LIK3 [2] CONTIN> UE ON [Direct Messaging]?? I’D L0 V3 TO LEARN MOR ABO4T YOU!!

(YO4 DO N0T NE3D TO [Accept Terms And Conditions] IF [Discomforted]!!)

[theamazinganntena]

H3Y HEY [[Trash Heap]]!1!!1!

PLEA <SE D0N’TFOAMMEAGA1N.

WANT [Two] CHAT??

Um who are you?

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

YOUR [Number One Rated Salesman1997]!!1! Y0U D> D DON’T RECOGN1ZE YOUR OWN [Co-Host]???

[theamazinganntena]

Co host? Ya right, are you some delusional fan? Because this is getting creepy, wears my spray?

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

C0ME O ON [Cathode]!! D1D YOU L<SE YUOR [Pay Per View] WHEN YOU [Ad-Blocker] M3?!??

DON’T YUO RECOGNIZ3 MY [Copyright] CH@RM??!? MY $1GNATURE B[Big Shot Autos!] >B BOD?!??

YOU HA AVE T0 R3COGNI$E ME!! YUO… EEVEN 1F NO [1] CAN, [You, yes, you!] HAVE [Two]!! I… I’M. [Apology]. PL3ASE, YOU…

FF F[ifty percent off!]!1! W> WH@tt WAS I TH1NK1NG?? I SW3AR, I.

I D DON’T [No] HOW 2 PROVE 1T TO YOU!!1! IS THAT WHAT Y0U WANTED TO HEAR??1! I CAN’T…

*Spamton fell to his knees, fingertips digging into his face. His hands shook, unsteady.

I DIDN’T EVER… I DiDN’T EVEn G GET TO SAY GOODBYE.

…I’M Ssorry, Tens. I rEally am. I never meant for this to happen, you know? I missed you. I missed you S0 MUCH [Cathode]. I N3E> D YU0 [2] K KNOw THAT. [Accept Terms And Conditions?]

[polycrypt-deactivated20140709]

reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

RANT BELOW

Mod: its so late right now and im so tired and i have fucking TESTS soon. im going to tweak out so bad. but anyways unrelated, i was trying to say like

is any other Spamton out there so SPAMTON that they legitimately pray and/or have superstitions. ive also considered researching more on ACTUAL marketing and advertisement stuff just to feel more myself even though as a spamton myself i hate advertisement. and probably suck ass at it.

this sort of ties into how i only rose to fame after the deal. (i don’t have a past life, i mean in canon) and why the addisons were surprised. they were surprised because im ACTUALLY an ugly and unattractive addison and terrible at advertisement, not conventionally attractive and charming as people portray me. idk. feeling iffy about all the fanon ideas of myself floating online. not that i’m against them of course, i’m flattered as anyone else would be.

[specil-salesmen-1997]

HE- HE Y HEY! I 'M THE [[The Guy You're Looking For]]! I M4Y NOT BE TOO CONNECTED TO My [[Dark Protagonist Backstory]]— IF AN YTHING I"M MORE CONNECTED TO MY POST-[Chapter 4] CAN0N WITH MY [[Trash heap]]! BUT I DO DEFINITEL Y HAVE TH1NGS TO [[Talk About Your Past]].

((Put under cut so we're not full-blasting the details of Spamton's whole... situation. Trigger warning for mentions of psychosis and religion, as well as some minor delusional/paranoia relapses with his typing quirk. Stay safe while reading! -White Addison 📧📞))

I END UP G3TTING [On/Off Switch] [[tw religious psychosis]]. TH0UGH IT'S ONLY FO R A TIME PERI0D, IT;$ [[Recurring Event]].

I H4VEN'T STARTED [[PRAY TO THE LORD AND PRAY TO HEAVEN AND YOU WILL SEE THE L1G]]

OH O0PS.

AS I WAS SA YING. I HAVEN;T STARTED PRAY1NG YET SO I GUESS THAT'S A [[Top 10 signs of good luck!]]. BUT I DO GET VERY [Reality Dysphoria] DURING THOSE PERIODS BECAUSE MY [[Visions of H E A V E N]] LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM TH1S REALITY, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE THE SAME.

OTH3RWISE I HAVE [crashout post] ABO4T TH>e [[Mysterious Benefactor]] ONCE OR TWICE. AND AB0UT [[the phone's ringing the phone's riniging the phone's ringing the phone's ringing th]].

IT SUCKS [F&!%] WHEN I'M IN THAT [Accident-Prone] PERIØD, BUT WHATEVER [[We Stay Silly]]

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

GL A>D [Two] [Pay Per View] AN0THER [Number One Rated Salesman1997], EV3N IF WE;R SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. (FICTIVE VS FICTIONKIN)

I HO ‘EP YUO CAN OVERCOME [The Visions.]

ALTHOUG I DO ADM1T I DON’T HAVE [The Visions.] N0R PRAAY (ANYMOR, THAT 1S) I H0 OPE YOU CAN STAY [Strong, And Silly!]

[theamazinganntena]

Making my RP Account separate from my fiction Kin account so this one will be a bit more inconsistent to better match each RP. should I give a link to my fiction kin account?

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

oh wow you’re fictionkin too?? thats sweet!! also PLEASE give the link to the fictionkin acc (and please turn on comments lmao)

[theamazinganntena]

H3Y HEY [[Trash Heap]]!1!!1!

PLEA <SE D0N’TFOAMMEAGA1N.

WANT [Two] CHAT??

Um who are you?

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

YOUR [Number One Rated Salesman1997]!!1! Y0U D> D DON’T RECOGN1ZE YOUR OWN [Co-Host]???

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

do other spamtons get discounts in your shop since we're the same guy?/j

+10 [[KROMER]] W4S 4DD3D T0 [your!!!] B4LANCE

*DELICSUS KROMER

*AND [Moist] CERTA1NLY!! ONLY THE [[BIG SHOTS]] GET [50% Off All Sales]!1!

*BUT N0T [All Of The Above] OTHER [Number One Rated Salesman1997] GET [Limited, One-Time Use Discount]!!!ONLY THE [111] I LIK3.

*I L1KE YOU [BIG SHOT]!! [Equip Coupon].!!

*You received a small, aged coupon that reads, “50% Off All Sales @ BIG SHOT AUTOS”.

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

soamton you are awesomesauce,

*FINALLY! A [Quality Car Deals] QUEST10N.

*A >AND DO YOU H3AR THAT?? THE [Balloons]??

*YUO’RE MY [1,001st] CUSTOM ER!!1!

*[BSHOT HAIR GREASE] IS NOW [[70% Off!]] [Four] YOU LITTLE [Sponge]!!

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

Hey hey [Twin]! What's your kind of [Heaven]?

*[Heaven]? L1KE THE SMOOTH TASTE OF

*…

*I D0 NT KNOW WH> HAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. [Hyperlink Blocked], IT’S

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*[Hyperlink Blocked].

*ASK. A DIFFERENT. QU< UESTION.

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

Remember Tenna? Do you miss him?

*D0< DON’T F[ifty percent off!] [[CRTs]] ME. THE MAN’S A [Filthy Criminal]!1!! A CRIMINAL I TELL YOU!!!

*I D0N T NEED ANY [Man, Woman, Or Child] [At Half Price]!!1!

*EAHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!!

*SPEAKING OF [Celebirties], D1D YOU KNOW THAT I…

*No, please! I’m sorry! I swear I didn’t mean it! I can’t--

*WORKING HOURS TOO SHORT??? TAKE A GOD DAMN ACID DIVE

I miss him. More than he’ll ever know.

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

greetings mailman, have you any deals for me today

*H3LLO [Valued Customer]!!1!

[applause.sfx]

100% CERTIFI >D WAREZ [In Stock!]

- BSHOT HAIR GREASE

AFFECTS HP SO S SO MUCH! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF

ALL FORR [The Low Low Price Of] 101 KR0MER.

DEAL SO GREAT I’M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!

*TIP_ PLA CE YUOR [Genorisity] IN [The One, The Only!]

[1ratedsa1esman1997]

HELLO TWIN

H3Y HEY [[BIG SHOT]]!!!

[5% Percent Off All Sales] MY GO0D [Insert Gender].