Average "guy"

He/It/Neos

[1v0ryqu1lls]

Intro Post

Hi ! I’m Cam or Ivy, either is fine, or feel free to nickname me something, especially moots ! (He/it/neos and masculine words please)

trans & aroace

I AM A MINOR (15+)

pfp by me !

And my artfight acc seeing at that’s relevant rn !

Feel free to send me asks or interact with me in general I promise I’m not scary !

I do fanart & fanfics for various MCYT fandoms depending on what I’m fixated on at the time.

I also post some stuff on Ao3, here’s a link to my profile :) All art is under #ivyyart and fics are under #ivysquill

Pretty chill over here, just respect my pronouns and don’t repost/steal my art or feed it to AI.

DNI if MAGA, TERF, anti-lgbtq+, NSFW, you get it right ? I literally don’t gaf about cc boundaries on tumblr & ao3 so if that bothers you stay away as well <3

I will not hesitate to block people !

Personal tags: #Ivyyaps #Ivyyart #Ivysquill #Yap at me! (Asks)

Taken anon emojis: 🦇🌹

Other interests:

Swimming

Nature/bugs (mostly knowledgeable about Mediterranean climate plants/animals & redwoods)

Music—I play guitar & listen to a LOT of music

Music artists I LOVE:

Cavetown, Radiohead, Noah Kahan, Alex G, Surf Curse, Beach Bunny (there’s more than that, feel free to reccomend me artists as well!)

[liarsblade]

[completely misunderstood the story] I always interpreted it as a sort of found family narrative myself. Like the frog is the scorpion's baby and she loves him very much :)

[liarsblade]

What the fuck is vampire smp.

[raynilikescats]

Everyone in pantheon better be really flirtatious and morally grey it's the rules

[star-crossedloverboy-official]

uh fml I forgot how to run a blog

*taps your glass*

Yo fishy! How do I keep you entertained

[doubleca5t]

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

[crabussy]

going to try a bold new technique called Unfollowing Blogs That Make Me Feel Bad paired with another novel method known as Following Blogs That Make Me Feel Good

[yourfavinablender]

An iron ingot from Minecraft has been put in a blender

"fucking up your blender" -requester

[beeelderly]

not doin any of that mr ms mrs mx business . unfortunately i dont have a robust enough academic or medical background to be called doctor. but i could go by Mt. aka mount. aka mountain. the only thing you can glean from that is that im big as fuck

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[hollowistheworld]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

[1v0ryqu1lls]

Kinda hard to feel like I have a future these days

[t4timekeeper]

both very funny and awfully frustrating that people will be like “just because this character is aromantic doesn’t mean they can’t be romance-favourable / in a romantic relationship 🥺” and then the character in question is canonically like “i hate romance so much it’s unreal”

[comikbook]

lets make bad art together

[comikbook]

[comikbook]

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

[anaryllis]

reminders i need to like, tattoo on my brain:

1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping

2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)

3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering

4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy

5. take it easy, but by god, take it

[anaryllis]

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

[molabuddy]

mutual who i'm still clearly mutuals with who i'm seeing on my dashboard: i had to block a mutual for doing [horrible thing i would never do]

me, immediately: oh my god what if it was me

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it