AAoOD2 quotes:
Harry: I love your hump.--Sarah: My hump?--Harry: Your hump, Your lovely lady lump.
Liam: Stupid Spoonses.
Louis: I guess I need to go find a loo...--Zayn: But...you're a Lou.
Louis: What is that?--Harry: Its you Lou.--Louis: Its scary Harry.
Zayn: Yeah, well now thanks to you, the flies love me. I'm usually so fresh and so clean-clean.
Zayn: Hey, my speech isn't over. Don't applaud yet.--Louis: Oh, no. I was just trying to kill the flies.
Louis: We just got mobbed by fans!
Louis: Then how are we going to get down? We're so high!--Zayn: *cough*
Niall: I've gotta get going, I've got a date.--Louis: Nice! Another date with Natalie! How's that going?--Niall: It's okay. She's got a great personality, cute face, beautiful eyes...--Louis: But...--Niall: Good, not too firm, but not too-...--Louis: No, I mean, but, what's the problem? You don't seem too excited.--Niall: Oh, well, there is this, one thing..--Everyone: *sings* There is this one thing!
Harry: He's acting like that little fella from lord of the rings! Uh...Ghandi!--Louis: His name was NOT Ghandi.--Zayn: No it was uh. galla...galla...gallimimus!--Niall: No, Gollum. Harry: Yeah! That's it! Liam's turned into Gollum--or should I say, GolLIAM...
Liam: sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp SPOONS!
Natalie: Oh, Niall, isn't this romantic?--Niall: yeah buddy!
Natalie: Oh Niall!...--Niall: Oh me...
Megafan: Unless you agree to be my slave, I will make your lady friend walk the plank! Right into the giant trash compactor!--Harry: Oh no!--Megafan: yours too niall!--Natalie: Niall?!--Niall: Oh...Oh no!
Harry: I just can't find...myself.--Niall: Man, that's deep.
Spoon Song: Spoons (39x) Look out, look out! There's something evil twitchin in your kitchen (Boogely boogely) Silverware, everywhere, They're terrible, horrible spoons. Look here, look here! They can carry soup or peas or disease! (Spoonely, spoonely) Lock your door, check your drawer, they're terrible horrible spoons. Look at this spoon, you look like a clown! It's all fun and games but you turn it around. And now your face is upside down! It's truly the devil's work. They never chop, or slice, or spear, or whisk, or dice, or pierce, or smear. No all they ever do, I fear, is spoon, spoon, spoon, SPOON! They're terrible, horrible spoons. They're big. They're small. They scoop. They flick. They're silver. They're wood. They're a bowl on a stick! They hold solids and liquids. There's nothing that stops them. They're convex on one side, Concave on the opposite! Spoons (7x)
Harry: B7? B7?! You sunk my battleship!
Harry: If you like me, why attack my lady friend? She makes me happy.--Megafan: Well, maybe I don't want her making you happy.--Harry: Wha-? What kind of fan are you?--Megafan: What does being a fan have to do with anything?--Harry: Because fans are lovely! They bring comfort in times of discomfort. And they make me feel, dare I say it? A little cooler.
Self Distruct 2.0 20 digit self-destruct number: 6294-190?-6969-6321-1337
Liam: The horror...the horror.
Zayn: Clever girl.
Psymon: I made a funny!
Liam: oh...like a brachiosaurus?--Niall: How do you know what a brachiosaurus sounds like?--Liam: How do you not?
Niall: I don't get it.--Louis: Don't worry it wouldn't be any funnier if you did.
Harry: Oh no, I can't go out with ball dust!
Harry: Well, I've got a date too.--Louis: Speaking of dinosaurs.--Harry: What? What's that supposed to mean?--Louis: I was joking! About how you always go for older women!--Harry: That was ages ago! I don't always go for older women!--Sarah: Oh Harry! Are you ready to go?--Harry: Sometimes I go for the OLDEST women!
Zayn: Vas Happening boys?
Natalie and sarah: YAWN
Harry: What? You already had a plate of hash and now you're having it again?--Niall: Sure, what's wrong with rehashing?
Niall: Has it really been 9 months?--Louis: Wow, that's a long time.--Harry: yeah, you could have a baby in that time...if...you know...if you got started right away.
Niall: Nope, not ringin any bells.
Louis: What is this? Seinfield?
Niall: Later Lads
Niall: It's no Nandos...but then what is..i mean..besides Nandos?
Natalie: Im a vegetarian--Niall:...like a brachiosaurus.
Harry: I've almost got a Biiingoooo
Harry: Sorry, just a little bingo humor.--Old Man: yeah really little.
Psymon: I put my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else.--Zayn: You wear pants?
Natalie: oh, excuse me--Niall: Believe me, I'm tryin.
Zayn: Well that blows
Megafan: Unless one direction become my personal slaves.--Zayn:...dude no!
Psymon: I made a funny hahahahaha
Louis: well the exit is that way. We can make it if we run.--Zayn: No we cant.--Louis: why not?--Zayn: because we're being hunted.
Zayn: Cmon, we can hide in the restroom!--Louis: when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Sarah:No, thank you--Harry no thank you.--Sarah: no thank you--Harry: Lets not fight.
Liam: We must dispose of the spoonses.
Megafan: Kiss your lady friend goodbye.--Harry: uh...my lips can't reach from here.
Harry: what's happening?--Niall: I think we touched their hearts.
Megafan: Ok, I guess you got me...PSYCH
Harry: I can't hold on. You should probably worry.
Liam: What is going on?
Everyone: Self-distruct?--Harry: 2.0
Liam: I think the old woman swallowed a fly.--Zayn: I don't know why she swallowed a fly.--Harry: Perhaps she'll...die!--Everyone: *Gasps*
Harry: Allright fans, blow!
Louis: We wouldn't have gotten anywhere if it wasn't for the fans.
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